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post 1615887591 09-08-2020, 02:12 AM
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What to do - going away to a m8s house

An am scared of I mite have a Wet Dream in my Grey Joggs! What to do?
post 1615887771 09-08-2020, 02:18 AM
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Misc would be so much better if you two decided to LDAR permanently.
post 1615890591 09-08-2020, 03:47 AM
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How about you go fuk yourself OP (srs)
post 1615894081 09-08-2020, 05:50 AM
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Originally Posted By SgtBlackburn⏩
How about you go fuk yourself OP (srs)
Strangley u posh lil p!llock, that is what I do do wen I w&nk my Trakkies or Wet Dream um - u should try it instead of being a Toff mate!
post 1615894541 09-08-2020, 06:00 AM
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Troll thread (the irony). OP clearly has no friends, considering all his interactions with other humans involves talking about fapping in grey joggers and slavering everywhere like a Saint Bernard.
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post 1615894891 09-08-2020, 06:06 AM
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You mean you're being sectioned in the local mental health ward for the foreseeable future, or that you're visiting HMP for being a creepy little p3do kunt?
post 1615913401 09-08-2020, 10:18 AM
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Originally Posted By CopeFear⏩
Always keep a pair close by

https://imgur.com/a/DdoZg2Q
Are they Grey Joggs mate!? What u do then if u Wet Dreamed them too?
post 1615913621 09-08-2020, 10:19 AM
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Originally Posted By Matty5RA⏩
Troll thread (the irony). OP clearly has no friends, considering all his interactions with other humans involves talking about fapping in grey joggers and slavering everywhere like a Saint Bernard.
You want to try it u stupid looser
post 1615913891 09-08-2020, 10:21 AM
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Originally Posted By Matty5RA⏩
Troll thread (the irony). OP clearly has no friends, considering all his interactions with other humans involves talking about fapping in grey joggers and slavering everywhere like a Saint Bernard.
Not as I am a Billy No mates, but if the alternative was having m8s like u mate I'd be happy!
post 1615914521 09-08-2020, 10:28 AM
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Pack an extra pair m8
You guys, I'm seriously
post 1615914831 09-08-2020, 10:30 AM
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Have sex with mate before going to sleep so you won't be horny
Would kick em in the nuts
post 1615926551 09-08-2020, 12:46 PM
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Originally Posted By RackaDo⏩
Pack an extra pair m8
Yeah as long as dont do them in too!
post 1615927901 09-08-2020, 01:00 PM
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Op if your patter was water we would all die of thirst
post 1615928891 09-08-2020, 01:11 PM
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You could try fisting yourself.
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post 1615941311 09-08-2020, 03:19 PM
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Originally Posted By RackaDo⏩
Pack an extra pair m8
I know I will end up doing a 2nd l tho and can't afford to do one in my new less than a day old ls
post 1615942501 09-08-2020, 03:30 PM
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Originally Posted By ChickenTaquito⏩
bring 2 pair bruv
True but knowing me I'd have a 2nd W Dream too! Have often had 3 in l nite!
post 1615943701 09-08-2020, 03:41 PM
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oi init bruvv, got my 4 by 4 ravers and bass line skankers init sket. we goin to blow this place out wicked blud. ahhh mate thats well dog has it bluddd oi lets sketchit yo ay and hit the legs this is well waffle munter bruv!!!

Oi oi oi get em grey joggers lad dreamz unabashedly in em
post 1615991451 09-09-2020, 02:28 AM
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Originally Posted By RackaDo⏩
Pack an extra pair m8
Did that mate and guess what?
post 1615991571 09-09-2020, 02:31 AM
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Originally Posted By MatthewChav⏩
Are they Grey Joggs mate!? What u do then if u Wet Dreamed them too?
They are indeed bruv.

I got two pairs so when I get stains I can wear the other while I wash the baby gravy seepage away.
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post 1615991591 09-09-2020, 02:32 AM
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Originally Posted By MatthewChav⏩
Strangley u posh lil p!llock, that is what I do do wen I w&nk my Trakkies or Wet Dream um - u should try it instead of being a Toff mate!
Can someone translate this for me?
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post 1615991721 09-09-2020, 02:36 AM
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Originally Posted By eatliftskate⏩
Can someone translate this for me?
I'm an Aus brah but I'll try lmao

Strangely you posh little dick, that is what I do when I masturbate in my grey joggers. You should try it instead of being an elitist.
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post 1615991811 09-09-2020, 02:39 AM
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Originally Posted By CopeFear⏩
I'm an Aus brah but I'll try lmao

Strangely you posh little dick, that is what I do when I masturbate in my grey joggers. You should try it instead of being an elitist.
Lmao, thank you. Repped. I can’t understand 50% of what Matthew posts most of the time
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post 1615991841 09-09-2020, 02:41 AM
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Originally Posted By eatliftskate⏩
Can someone translate this for me?
Fancy something, he wanks in his joggers, and Gawd knows what a toff is. Are there really autists in the uk as well? I definitely think he's a troll.
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post 1615991871 09-09-2020, 02:42 AM
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Originally Posted By CopeFear⏩
I'm an Aus brah but I'll try lmao

Strangely you posh little dick, that is what I do when I masturbate in my grey joggers. You should try it instead of being an elitist.
Toff is an elitist ? Lol not heard anyone using that before.
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post 1615991931 09-09-2020, 02:45 AM
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Originally Posted By DM28⏩
Fancy something, he wanks in his joggers, and Gawd knows what a toff is. Are there really autists in the uk as well? I definitely think he's a troll.
Are you a fellow American? If so you can’t translate that lol. And obviously he’s a troll, 90% of his posts are about grey joggers. I looked up toff, CopeFear got it right.

“In British English slang, a toff is a derogatory stereotype for someone with an aristocratic background or belonging to the landed gentry, particularly someone who exudes an air of superiority.“
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post 1615991941 09-09-2020, 02:45 AM
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Originally Posted By DM28⏩
Toff is an elitist ? Lol not heard anyone using that before.
A toff is someone who is upper class/silver spoon/trust fund baby/elitist.

Basically a bellend (dickhead) with money.
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Originally Posted By eatliftskate⏩
Are you a fellow American? If so you can’t translate that lol. And obviously he’s a troll, 90% of his posts are about grey joggers. I looked up toff, CopeFear got it right.

“In British English slang, a toff is a derogatory stereotype for someone with an aristocratic background or belonging to the landed gentry, particularly someone who exudes an air of superiority.“
Yes American, & yes I can translate half their slang I've known some uk people for years lol never heard the toff used though.
Originally Posted By CopeFear⏩
A toff is someone who is upper class/silver spoon/trust fund baby/elitist.

Basically a bellend (dickhead) with money.
I'm going to text that sentence to some people they will think I've gone mad
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Surely he would let you borrow a pair?

What kind of m8 would he be if he didn't let another m8 wet dream his grey joggs
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Originally Posted By Matty5RA⏩
Troll thread (the irony). OP clearly has no friends, considering all his interactions with other humans involves talking about fapping in grey joggers and slavering everywhere like a Saint Bernard.
Says he who wears Nike Techs!
post 1615993471 09-09-2020, 03:44 AM
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Originally Posted By DM28⏩
Yes American, & yes I can translate half their slang I've known some uk people for years lol never heard the toff used though.



I'm going to text that sentence to some people they will think I've gone mad
Toff = posh kunt
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