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post 1616205921 09-11-2020, 08:12 AM
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Just checked my ancestry report. Say hello to the newest black miscer!

Got bored and decided to look at my ancestry report today and as it turns out I'm 0.4% Egyptian which essentially means I'm black.

Where do I sign up for swag classes?
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post 1616206091 09-11-2020, 08:14 AM
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I always loved the idea of doing one of those ancestry report things. But i once ejaculated on a sleeping 7.5/10 hbb at a house party who was passed out and drunk, and i'm worried for the small chance she may went to the cops afterwards. Last thing i need is for the government to have my dna.
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post 1616206111 09-11-2020, 08:14 AM
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Originally Posted By AvengeMe⏩
Where do I sign up for swag classes?
You are the teacher now.
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post 1616206721 09-11-2020, 08:20 AM
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and 99.6% *******
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post 1616206741 09-11-2020, 08:21 AM
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As a fellow light skinned black man, I would like to welcome our newest member - Cream Abdul-Jabbar
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post 1616208591 09-11-2020, 08:39 AM
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Originally Posted By backinthegymbro⏩
I always loved the idea of doing one of those ancestry report things. But i once ejaculated on a sleeping 7.5/10 hbb at a house party who was passed out and drunk, and i'm worried for the small chance she may went to the cops afterwards. Last thing i need is for the government to have my dna.
I got a random text from a chick once with a shirtless pic of myself asking if it was me. I noped the fukk out of there as quickly as possible lol.
Originally Posted By Dennis71⏩
You are the teacher now.
The swag has been within me all along!
Originally Posted By badbl00d⏩
and 99.6% *******
Bingo
Originally Posted By kcadrenalin⏩
As a fellow light skinned black man, I would like to welcome our newest member - Cream Abdul-Jabbar
Thanks brah! I'm excited to start this new chapter in my life. What is the best way for me to exploit this? Should I start writing books on african culture? Or should I become a professor and NAACP chapter president?
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post 1616208871 09-11-2020, 08:42 AM
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Thanks for selling your DNA to China so they can create more ronaviruses.
They got little baby legs that stand so low
you got to pick 'em up just to say hello.
post 1616210061 09-11-2020, 08:53 AM
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Originally Posted By Coachbombay⏩
Thanks for selling your DNA to China so they can create more ronaviruses.
No problem brah! They should already have plenty of samples on file from me mailing out loads to girls on Insta and OF.
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post 1616210111 09-11-2020, 08:54 AM
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Kang sheit 😎👑
post 1616210641 09-11-2020, 08:56 AM
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Cost of ancestry report?
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post 1616210671 09-11-2020, 08:57 AM
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Mine came back 100% European.

But it was about 19% Irish, 75% English, and the remaining 5-6% was German, French, etc. And I think like .02% Norwegian, so I guess a Viking made his way into the bedroom of one of my ancestors at some point.
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post 1616211041 09-11-2020, 08:59 AM
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I am 5.7% Congo srs
post 1616211491 09-11-2020, 09:02 AM
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Originally Posted By SoutheastBeast1⏩
Cost of ancestry report?
I think it was like $100 or $150 but I got the one that is health and ancestry. I really only got it for the health portion so I could plug it into DR. Rhonda Patrick's database to check out my genetic report. IDGAF about ancestry
Originally Posted By DrewDarden⏩
Mine came back 100% European.

But it was about 19% Irish, 75% English, and the remaining 5-6% was German, French, etc. And I think like .02% Norwegian, so I guess a Viking made his way into the bedroom of one of my ancestors at some point.
Yeah I'm 89.4% Northwestern European. Mainly German.
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post 1616212271 09-11-2020, 09:09 AM
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Originally Posted By AvengeMe⏩
I got a random text from a chick once with a shirtless pic of myself asking if it was me. I noped the fukk out of there as quickly as possible lol.
Smart man
Originally Posted By AvengeMe⏩
Thanks brah! I'm excited to start this new chapter in my life. What is the best way for me to exploit this? Should I start writing books on african culture? Or should I become a professor and NAACP chapter president?
Move to cali and get reparation money.
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post 1616212311 09-11-2020, 09:09 AM
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I did the gender/sexuality reveal app. Tracing back through my family shows I’m actually more lesbian cis.

Who woulda thunk it?
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post 1616212431 09-11-2020, 09:10 AM
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more like Arab/Caucasian OP.

but mine was 98.8% european with .6% Persian/Mesopotamian, probably from the Italian
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post 1616212591 09-11-2020, 09:11 AM
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Originally Posted By backinthegymbro⏩
Smart man
Move to cali and get reparation money.
Wouldn't move there for any amount of money lol
Originally Posted By JustMoved24⏩
I did the gender/sexuality reveal app. Tracing back through my family shows I’m actually more lesbian cis.

Who woulda thunk it?
You learn something new everyday bro. Thank goodness you found out before it was too late.
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post 1616212821 09-11-2020, 09:13 AM
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Congrats you’re now eligible for the reparations
post 1616213051 09-11-2020, 09:14 AM
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Originally Posted By AvengeMe⏩
Wouldn't move there for any amount of money lol



You learn something new everyday bro. Thank goodness you found out before it was too late.
Agreed!

Finally we can sleep peacefully knowing our truths.

Cheers brothaaaa
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Egyptian =/= Black...

Or is this bait?
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Originally Posted By Unstumpable⏩
Congrats you’re now eligible for the reparations
Sweet! Hopefully it's enough for a PS5
Originally Posted By JustMoved24⏩
Agreed!

Finally we can sleep peacefully knowing our truths.

Cheers brothaaaa
Lol I always cringe when someone talks about "living their truth". WTF kinda horse **** is that?
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Congrats brother!


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OP waz kangz!
Originally Posted By Coachbombay⏩
Thanks for selling your DNA to China so they can create more ronaviruses.
The CT'er in me is wary of these things because of reasons like this. I also can't help but think this is an easy way for them to get a global DNA map for other ulterior motives with little effort on their part.
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Originally Posted By suave2000⏩
Egyptian =/= Black...

Or is this bait?
More of a joke than anything brah. But isn't there some confusion about this topic? I swear I remember hearing of some celebrity saying that Egyptians were black.
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Now they have your DNA it's only a matter of time before they clone you, kill you and replace you with your clone.
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Originally Posted By PenorBrahNoHomo⏩
Now they have your DNA it's only a matter of time before they clone you, kill you and replace you with your clone.
So be it. I'm ready to die anyway.
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100% western/northern Europe on my parents....so assuming my dad is my dad, I'm as lilly white as they come.
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Originally Posted By HYDRAE⏩
100% western/northern Europe on my parents....so assuming my dad is my dad, I'm as lilly white as they come.
54% Scottish/Irish
45% English/welsh

I guess that’s why I love scotch.

I actually have my family tree back to 1700. Also our family history/tree from 100BC up to 1500ish. I wish I could figure out between 1500 to 1700 (thanks Cromwell).
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Originally Posted By AvengeMe⏩
Got bored and decided to look at my ancestry report today and as it turns out I'm 0.4% Egyptian which essentially means I'm black.

Where do I sign up for swag classes?
Good afternoon, or should I say whats poppin brotha.

Welcome to the black miscer crew.
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