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post 1616401911 09-13-2020, 11:37 AM
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LOL at mortguagecels

brb 1k+ a month for 25 years
brb home insurance/property tax for life (brb gubmit can raise this anytime)
brb oh gubmit wants to install tower/fix sewer oh you gotta pay 10k connection fee's
brb fined for not cutting your lawn

but but but my freedom but but but i can sell this in 3 years for 2x as much (LOL OK)
post 1616402201 09-13-2020, 11:41 AM
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Urine idiot OP.

Go ahead and rent for the next 25 years. We will compare to what you paid vs what you have to show for it.
post 1616402241 09-13-2020, 11:42 AM
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lol you know you can sell your house anytime you want...
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Used mortgage salesman reporting in
post 1616402781 09-13-2020, 11:49 AM
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Originally Posted By Jasonw1178⏩
Go ahead and rent for the next 25 years. We will compare to what you paid vs what you have to show for it.
brb rent is 1/3 the price. so ill have 2/3's the more savings then you.
Originally Posted By jakobi⏩
lol you know you can sell your house anytime you want...
anytime??? you think ppl are buying right now? lol ppl commonly get stuck with their house on the market for months to even year+ and lose a lot of potential profit cuz of that. brb make 20k profit on yer house that you had for 5 years.... but thats just comparing buy to sell rates. not adding in the money you put into the home.
post 1616402801 09-13-2020, 11:49 AM
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oh look this thread again
post 1616403191 09-13-2020, 11:54 AM
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20K profit for 5years? LOL

depends on the location....My parents bought their first home in '89 for $140K, now worth $1.1 million
Originally Posted By Try2Maintain⏩
brb rent is 1/3 the price. so ill have 2/3's the more savings then you.



anytime??? you think ppl are buying right now? lol ppl commonly get stuck with their house on the market for months to even year+ and lose a lot of potential profit cuz of that. brb make 20k profit on yer house that you had for 5 years.... but thats just comparing buy to sell rates. not adding in the money you put into the home.
post 1616403261 09-13-2020, 11:55 AM
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Just lol if you don't have a reverse mortgage. Pure profit.
post 1616403291 09-13-2020, 11:55 AM
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Originally Posted By Anachron⏩
Age and net worth?
Let's just stop trying to talk sense in to these kids. We need this mindset to prosper for our own sakes lol
post 1616403481 09-13-2020, 11:57 AM
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Originally Posted By Anachron⏩
Age and net worth?
29 and half mill. thats not including 401k. brb 500 dollars a month for rent - everything included
Originally Posted By jakobi⏩
My parents bought their first home in '89 for $140K, now worth $1.1 million
yeah and back in my day i could buy a bag of chips and a soda pop for a nickle!
post 1616403941 09-13-2020, 12:02 PM
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Originally Posted By Try2Maintain⏩
brb rent is 1/3 the price. so ill have 2/3's the more savings then you.
Where can you rent a house for 1/3rd what it would be on a even 15yr let alone a 30yr?

I'm talking about you are renting the whole house, not living with roomates, or just renting out a room because in that case, I could rent out rooms of my house, or even the whole downstairs floor for profit.
post 1616404161 09-13-2020, 12:06 PM
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Originally Posted By Try2Maintain⏩
brb fined for not cutting your lawn
wtf is this srs?
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post 1616404251 09-13-2020, 12:07 PM
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Originally Posted By gtg⏩
wtf is this srs?
If you let it grow about waist high, and live in a place with HOA, and the HOA is strict af.


Then maybe


#NoHOAcrew
post 1616404681 09-13-2020, 12:12 PM
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Originally Posted By ChaseClout⏩
If you let it grow about waist high, and live in a place with HOA, and the HOA is strict af.


Then maybe


#NoHOAcrew
hell no in HOA its even stricter. like at least once every 2 weeks. outside your grass can get bout 1-2 foot high then your gonna have trouble. neighbours complain cuz yoru house/property looks liek chit and attracts bugs so homes around devalue. Over where i live they are actually starting a program where the gubmit will come and cut your grass for you if it gets too high then fine you for it JUST LOL.
post 1616404691 09-13-2020, 12:12 PM
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Originally Posted By S0Jack3d⏩
every time I see a thread like this, I call and abuse my tenants. I know they have a dog without paying me a pet deposit, maybe ill throw them out on the street? nah, ill just ruin there day by demanding a $1,000 non-refundable pet deposit.

lol @ rentcels, modern day peasants.
it's not like real estate has made the most millionaires in the world or anythingif it wasn't profitable, people wouldn't do it

rentcels gonna rentcel. but we need to stop this talk and agree with them or whatever. we're only hurting ourselves lol.
post 1616404931 09-13-2020, 12:16 PM
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$500 rent with utilities.... Bwhahahaha your renting somebody’s room!

Home rentals are about the same or more than a mortgage for the same home where I live. You can pay the bank and eventually own it or you can pay me for my rental while I pay the bank to eventually own it in my name ;-)
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So what exactly is the alternative?

Rent a place, have all the same bills (maybe more) but no equity at the end?

Cool bro, you sound super smart.
post 1616405161 09-13-2020, 12:19 PM
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Originally Posted By ChaseClout⏩
it's not like real estate has made the most millionaires in the world or anythingif it wasn't profitable, people wouldn't do it
ohhh now your gonna bring in millionaires when we talking bout your average pleb owning a regular house? ofc when these elite own entire blocks of land and huge office skyrises/mini malls is different...
post 1616405221 09-13-2020, 12:20 PM
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Originally Posted By KINGFABIAN⏩
$500 rent with utilities.... Bwhahahaha your renting somebody’s room!

Home rentals are about the same or more than a mortgage for the same home where I live. You can pay the bank and eventually own it or you can pay me for my rental while I pay the bank to eventually own it in my name ;-)
30 year fixed is $1575 for me/mo. big ass house. Current market rate to rent this house is ~$2200.

Granted i don't have PMI anymore (haven't from day one). That'd add about $200 more/mo to the mortgage. do the math. it's still cheaper to mortgage cel AND get equity.

want to move? sell it and enjoy all the market growth since. or have a property management company rent it out while rentcels pay it off for you
post 1616405291 09-13-2020, 12:20 PM
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Originally Posted By Try2Maintain⏩
ohhh now your gonna bring in millionaires when we talking bout your average pleb owning a regular house? ofc when these elite own entire blocks of land and huge office skyrises/mini malls is different...
i said it *makes* the most millionaires.


it's ok to be retarted however., carry on
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Originally Posted By TappingTheZen⏩
So what exactly is the alternative?

Rent a place, have all the same bills (maybe more) but no equity at the end?

Cool bro, you sound super smart.
This. And lol at doing anything with any privacy. You can't build anything, don't have your own garage to do what you want, no yard to do what you want, grow a garden, buid chit, etc. Have fun dealing with HOA and neighbors a cough away.

But But But property tax and things breaking down! Yea you're renting something that pays all of that, plus more to make money for your landlord while you have nothing to show for it.

Grow some roots man. People always forget all the perks of having a house and not listening to anyone.
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Leasing vs buying

Both have pros and cons

Some like knowing they can leave and get a new place without maintaining the house and being tied to mortgage

There’s a reason some extremely wealthy people rent mansions for ridiculous monthly payments
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Originally Posted By Try2Maintain⏩
29 and half mill. thats not including 401k. brb 500 dollars a month for rent - everything included
500? Poorcel detected.

To rent a home in my neighborhood it is around 5k a month for a average sized house and they expect you to pay a full year in advance with a 2 year minimum lease.
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lol at paying someone else’s mortgage aka renting
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Originally Posted By Try2Maintain⏩
29 and half mill. thats not including 401k. brb 500 dollars a month for rent - everything included



yeah and back in my day i could buy a bag of chips and a soda pop for a nickle!
500k net worth.
Can't spell nickel or mortgage.

I'd tell you to pick one, but you probably can't count that high.
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You might want to go check mortgage rates you absolute dumpster fire of failed DNA
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Whats the alternative renting for 75% of you check or living with mom?
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