Forum
»
The Mountain Dew MARGARITA has arrived at Red Lobster (srs)
09-15-2020, 06:13 PM
-
#31
- ImpressiveGainz
- Registered Troll, PhD
-
- ImpressiveGainz
- Registered Troll, PhD
- Join Date: Apr 2010
- Location: New Braunfels, TX
- Posts: 16,745
- Rep Power: 183851
-
-
Originally Posted By Adam16121⏩
Mountain Dew martini? Now we’re taking.My bad, skimmed thread on my phone and had martinis in my head for some reason (tbh I prefer gin with those anyway). Top shelf Montezuma it is.
Best thread: http://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showthread.php?t=168274783
***Black Crew*** (emeritus)
09-15-2020, 06:33 PM
-
#32
- anonkunbrah
- Join Date: Jul 2015
- Posts: 52,519
- Subscribers: 1
- Rep Power: 372923
-
-
calling all neckbeards
09-15-2020, 06:34 PM
-
#33
09-15-2020, 06:44 PM
-
#34
- anonkunbrah
- Join Date: Jul 2015
- Posts: 52,519
- Subscribers: 1
- Rep Power: 372923
-
-
Originally Posted By havoc00⏩
I wonder if I can get this to go or sneak it out so I can chug it with Doritos

09-15-2020, 06:50 PM
-
#35
- solidus2k3
- Registered User
-
- solidus2k3
- Registered User
- Join Date: Jun 2003
- Location: rofl land
- Age: 38
- Posts: 41,584
- Rep Power: 123781
-
-
make that a 40oz and im down
<HTC>
09-15-2020, 06:50 PM
-
#36
- ChrisLS8
- Registered User
-
- ChrisLS8
- Registered User
- Join Date: Aug 2011
- Location: Roseville, California, United States
- Posts: 20,549
- Rep Power: 149080
-
-
Originally Posted By havoc00⏩
Member when that bish was making Koolaid flavored chicken wings and tried to make it go big-time?Thanks for your input, you frauding fat slampig-Sirfapsalot '20
Certified Jimmy Rustler
!!Misc Firearms Crew😌!!
Fuarked Crew
Tradie Crew
LOL @ Tradies Crew
Toxic Male Energy Crew
JayDawg is a ****git Crew
Sock with slip on Sandals Crew
09-15-2020, 06:51 PM
-
#37
09-15-2020, 06:54 PM
-
#38
09-15-2020, 06:55 PM
-
#39
- havoc00
- Former 40OZ King
-
- havoc00
- Former 40OZ King
- Join Date: Mar 2009
- Posts: 142,002
- Subscribers: 9
- Rep Power: 568514
-
-
Originally Posted By makadelic⏩
how many would it take to get an after dinner parking lot bj?Patiently waiting for the day a neckbeard takes me to Red Lobster and orders me a Mountain Dew Margarita.
09-15-2020, 06:58 PM
-
#40
- ChrisLS8
- Registered User
-
- ChrisLS8
- Registered User
- Join Date: Aug 2011
- Location: Roseville, California, United States
- Posts: 20,549
- Rep Power: 149080
-
-
Originally Posted By havoc00⏩
3.50how many would it take to get an after dinner parking lot bj?
Thanks for your input, you frauding fat slampig-Sirfapsalot '20
Certified Jimmy Rustler
!!Misc Firearms Crew😌!!
Fuarked Crew
Tradie Crew
LOL @ Tradies Crew
Toxic Male Energy Crew
JayDawg is a ****git Crew
Sock with slip on Sandals Crew
09-15-2020, 07:18 PM
-
#41
- makadelic
- Registered User
-
- makadelic
- Registered User
- Join Date: Feb 2014
- Posts: 1,514
- Rep Power: 14576
-
-
Originally Posted By ChrisLS8⏩
No woman would ever do that for just mountain dew margaritas incel.3.50
If you want to impress your lady you have to give her 3.5 mountain dew margs and all the cheddar bay bizkits her heart desires. Thank me later tradie.
09-15-2020, 07:20 PM
-
#42
- havoc00
- Former 40OZ King
-
- havoc00
- Former 40OZ King
- Join Date: Mar 2009
- Posts: 142,002
- Subscribers: 9
- Rep Power: 568514
-
-
Originally Posted By makadelic⏩
if u really wanna impress take some lower class girl to red lobster let her get lobster play it up shell let u **** that nightNo woman would ever do that for just mountain dew margaritas incel.
If you want to impress your lady you have to give her 3.5 mountain dew margs and all the cheddar bay bizkits her heart desires. Thank me later tradie.
If you want to impress your lady you have to give her 3.5 mountain dew margs and all the cheddar bay bizkits her heart desires. Thank me later tradie.
09-15-2020, 07:20 PM
-
#43
- ChrisLS8
- Registered User
-
- ChrisLS8
- Registered User
- Join Date: Aug 2011
- Location: Roseville, California, United States
- Posts: 20,549
- Rep Power: 149080
-
-
Originally Posted By makadelic⏩
I'd even throw on a Lynyrd Skynyrd mixtape to play in my tradie truck while youre almost blacked out from the combination of alcohol and excessive sugar. Good thing the biscuits soaked up some of the liquorNo woman would ever do that for just mountain dew margaritas incel.
If you want to impress your lady you have to give her 3.5 mountain dew margs and all the cheddar bay bizkits her heart desires. Thank me later tradie.
If you want to impress your lady you have to give her 3.5 mountain dew margs and all the cheddar bay bizkits her heart desires. Thank me later tradie.
Thanks for your input, you frauding fat slampig-Sirfapsalot '20
Certified Jimmy Rustler
!!Misc Firearms Crew😌!!
Fuarked Crew
Tradie Crew
LOL @ Tradies Crew
Toxic Male Energy Crew
JayDawg is a ****git Crew
Sock with slip on Sandals Crew
09-15-2020, 07:35 PM
-
#44
- makadelic
- Registered User
-
- makadelic
- Registered User
- Join Date: Feb 2014
- Posts: 1,514
- Rep Power: 14576
-
-
Originally Posted By ChrisLS8⏩
I'm not going to Red Lobster with you. This is for the fine specimens you have dere in Roseville. I'm sure some Skynyrd would set the mood tho. I recommend "On the Hunt". Asserts dominance.I'd even throw on a Lynyrd Skynyrd mixtape to play in my tradie truck while youre almost blacked out from the combination of alcohol and excessive sugar. Good thing the biscuits soaked up some of the liquor
09-15-2020, 07:37 PM
-
#45
- NosyJossie
- Registered User
-
- NosyJossie
- Registered User
- Join Date: Dec 2016
- Location: United States
- Posts: 14,844
- Rep Power: 159116
-
-
Red Lobster has too many calories, even on a cheat day
Choose from Chocolate Wave, Vanilla Bean Cheesecake, or Key Lime Pie. 5830 Cal - 13020 Cal
Get phuckin cucked. 4 lb gained in calories over dessert. El oh el
Choose from Chocolate Wave, Vanilla Bean Cheesecake, or Key Lime Pie. 5830 Cal - 13020 Cal
Get phuckin cucked. 4 lb gained in calories over dessert. El oh el
09-15-2020, 07:40 PM
-
#46
09-16-2020, 04:38 AM
-
#47
All you cheddar bay brahs need to make your own. If you can stir bisquick, milk and shredded cheddar together, you're in there.
This recipe says to brush the tops with butter and oregano, but I top mine with butter mixed with Old Bay. If you know you know.
https://www.gimmesomeoven.com/garlic...a-red-lobster/
This recipe says to brush the tops with butter and oregano, but I top mine with butter mixed with Old Bay. If you know you know.
https://www.gimmesomeoven.com/garlic...a-red-lobster/
Smooth Seas don't make Strong Sailors. Keep your head up.
MrWhiskey24 for jolly cooperation (PS)
09-16-2020, 04:55 AM
-
#48
- HMFIC_BROWSIN
- Buy high, sell higher.
-
- HMFIC_BROWSIN
- Buy high, sell higher.
- Join Date: Feb 2009
- Location: Arizona, United States
- Posts: 73,524
- Rep Power: 348838
-
-
I might make one of these at home today.
But I'll use diet dew because I'm cuttin.
But I'll use diet dew because I'm cuttin.
09-16-2020, 05:22 AM
-
#49
- TheMusketeer
- Registered User
-
- TheMusketeer
- Registered User
- Join Date: Aug 2009
- Age: 46
- Posts: 10,023
- Rep Power: 63240
-
-
Was at work one day and was talking to a chick who just returned from vacation. She said she and her husband spent the entire time hammered banging off of the greatest cocktail they ever had. They said a bar by their timeshare had a drink on their menu called "Mountain Dude" which was a lime wedge, club soda, and a Three Olives Vodka called Dude. She said the chit tasted exactly like Mountain Dew and she barely tasted any alcohol. They'd smash four a piece and all of a sudden they were smooth hammered. There was an ABC store two blocks from my office and I went and bought a bottle and have kept one on deck ever since. I mix mine with Diet Mountain Dew and it's beyond hnnnnng.


☆☆Tea Obsessed Secret Society☆☆ (TOSSers)
~ Stereotype Nectar Crew ~
~ PAWG lover Crew ~
~ PAAG lover Crew ~
~ Yellow Fever Crew ~
~ Always Pick 4 Crew ~
~ HTC ~
Bookmarks
-
- Digg
-
- del.icio.us
-

- StumbleUpon
-
-
Posting Permissions
- You may not post new threads
- You may not post replies
- You may not post attachments
- You may not edit your posts

