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post 1616903451 09-18-2020, 12:19 PM
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**** got attacked by wasps

I’ve got this wasp nest on my deck that I leave alone usually. Sometimes if I’m bored I’ll wave a stick at them to get a rise out of them but once I back away they don’t do anything.

Today I had some friends over and wanted to demonstrate this. I wave the stick once and immediately 3 of them fly at me and start stinging me. We all freaked out and ran inside and I had to ice my stings.

I was shocked they reacted that way when before they were docile.
post 1616903591 09-18-2020, 12:21 PM
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Lmao
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post 1616904931 09-18-2020, 12:34 PM
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So instead of spraying them with bee killer you wave sticks at them. LOL.

Lots of bees suck. Last year I was making an atv trail through the woods and a small tree was laying on the ground. I didn't know it but the stump end had a hole under it that ground bees made a nest. While I was ripping on the tree to get it to break loose the bees swarmed me and I got stung about 12 times and had about 20 more covering my clothes. Freaked me out. I was running through the woods like a weirdo.
post 1616905521 09-18-2020, 12:40 PM
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Originally Posted By nrowles⏩
So instead of spraying them with bee killer you wave sticks at them. LOL.

Lots of bees suck. Last year I was making an atv trail through the woods and a small tree was laying on the ground. I didn't know it but the stump end had a hole under it that ground bees made a nest. While I was ripping on the tree to get it to break loose the bees swarmed me and I got stung about 12 times and had about 20 more covering my clothes. Freaked me out. I was running through the woods like a weirdo.
I’m sorry that happened to you.

The thing is I didn’t want to kill them ever. It was a mostly peaceful hive. I just would wave a stick occasionally for amusement and also low key show them who the alpha in these parts are.
post 1616905541 09-18-2020, 12:40 PM
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they aint got nothing on hornets. devil spawn.
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post 1616905751 09-18-2020, 12:42 PM
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Originally Posted By TheScapeGOAT⏩
It was a mostly peaceful hive.
You aint slick
post 1616906461 09-18-2020, 12:50 PM
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Originally Posted By Beararms⏩
You aint slick
Huh?
post 1616907211 09-18-2020, 12:56 PM
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Stepped on a yellow jacket nest when I was about 10. Went to retrieve a baseball in the woods and got hit with about 30-40 stings.
Hurt like fuk, but probably built up my body's immunity to God tier status.
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post 1616907491 09-18-2020, 12:58 PM
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Originally Posted By TheScapeGOAT⏩
I’ve got this wasp nest on my deck that I leave alone usually. Sometimes if I’m bored I’ll wave a stick at them to get a rise out of them but once I back away they don’t do anything.

Today I had some friends over and wanted to demonstrate this. I wave the stick once and immediately 3 of them fly at me and start stinging me. We all freaked out and ran inside and I had to ice my stings.

I was shocked they reacted that way when before they were docile.
RIP, too bad they weren't bees or they would have been dead boyos.
Big facts only.
post 1616907941 09-18-2020, 01:01 PM
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pics or im gonna neg you
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post 1616907981 09-18-2020, 01:02 PM
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Originally Posted By TheScapeGOAT⏩
Huh?
Was a joke but guess that went over your head unlike the wasp.
post 1616908851 09-18-2020, 01:10 PM
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You wanna show em how alfa you are? You kill them...you kill all of them. No fkn mercy. There is a thread sometime back of my experience and I didn't fuk around. They were hornets...devastating yet ferocious lil fukers.
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post 1616910261 09-18-2020, 01:26 PM
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Originally Posted By MEDITATE⏩
pics or im gonna neg you
I’ll just neg you for even suggesting such a choice.
post 1616910711 09-18-2020, 01:30 PM
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Originally Posted By MEDITATE⏩
pics or im gonna neg you
This.
post 1616911031 09-18-2020, 01:35 PM
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Originally Posted By Stray800⏩
This.
He just got negged to oblivion. You wanna push your luck? I just got stung by wasps and am inflamed and I don’t give a fuk right now.
post 1616911281 09-18-2020, 01:37 PM
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Originally Posted By TheScapeGOAT⏩
He just got negged to oblivion. You wanna push your luck? I just got stung by wasps and am inflamed and I don’t give a fuk right now.
So you have turned into what destroyed you.
post 1616911531 09-18-2020, 01:40 PM
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They were never docile, they just wanted an audience
post 1616911691 09-18-2020, 01:42 PM
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Originally Posted By TheScapeGOAT⏩
Huh?
Are you sure this isn't an allegory??
post 1616911751 09-18-2020, 01:43 PM
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Anyone got the link to the thread where OP blew up a bee hive on his front yard with fireworks or some chit it was lulzy af
post 1616912641 09-18-2020, 01:52 PM
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Wasp pro here.

Was it hotter today op compared to when you messed with them last? Cooler temps turn wasps into slow *******s.
I loe e.
post 1616913041 09-18-2020, 01:56 PM
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Fuk wasps.
Originally Posted By Destor⏩
They were never docile, they just wanted an audience
LOL
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post 1616913171 09-18-2020, 01:58 PM
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Spray them with Raid & knock their nest down, they serve no purpose in the animal kingdom and kill our bees which are the good guys




lol @ waspcels, get fukd


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Waving a fukking stick at wasps

Waving a STICK at WASPS



You are an adult
I'm back, bitches!
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some ground bees or wasps or some fukked up chit made a nest at the base of one of my apple trees and i got tagged on the eyebrow by one

pretty sure it bounced off my sunglasses and would have hit me in the eye if i weren't wearing them

that chit swelled up and i looked even more hamsum than i do now
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post 1616914151 09-18-2020, 02:08 PM
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Originally Posted By Muzzlrpress⏩
Waving a fukking stick at wasps

Waving a STICK at WASPS



You are an adult
Bro sometimes you just gotta fuk with things
post 1616914231 09-18-2020, 02:09 PM
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Originally Posted By Redfish225⏩
Wasp pro here.

Was it hotter today op compared to when you messed with them last? Cooler temps turn wasps into slow *******s.
Actually yes it was. So does hotter temps make them more aggressive? Or just more active in general so they came at me?
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Originally Posted By TheScapeGOAT⏩
Actually yes it was. So does hotter temps make them more aggressive? Or just more active in general so they came at me?
I mean, how do you feel when it's hot?
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Originally Posted By Muzzlrpress⏩
I mean, how do you feel when it's hot?
I do hot yoga regularly so I don’t mind heat at all.
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Originally Posted By TheScapeGOAT⏩
Sometimes if I’m bored I’ll wave a stick at them to get a rise out of them

Today I had some friends over and wanted to demonstrate this. I wave the stick once and immediately 3 of them fly at me and start stinging me.

I was shocked they reacted that way
I was shocked they reacted that way

















I was shocked they reacted that way

















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