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post 1617576621 09-25-2020, 12:31 PM
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Pooping during emergency

What would you do if midway through a record dump you got word there was an emergency and had to react now. (IE: loved one is dying, House just caught fire, the riots are outside your door)


Do you finish wiping or pinch it and pull up your pants?


Srs thread I’ve always wondered what people wood do.
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post 1617576771 09-25-2020, 12:32 PM
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Fling poop at the threat, duh....
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post 1617577111 09-25-2020, 12:35 PM
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post 1617577621 09-25-2020, 12:41 PM
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I only poop while taking a shower. So would have to wash shampoo out first then towel off
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post 1617577761 09-25-2020, 12:43 PM
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Originally Posted By Nightdic⏩
I only poop while taking a shower. So would have to wash shampoo out first then towel off
wafflesmash down the drain for the win
post 1617580661 09-25-2020, 01:18 PM
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Originally Posted By BigElephant⏩
Have to finish wiping, it's not really an option.
Wouldn’t you feel guilty if your dying love one died just a few minutes before you made it because you had to wipe your butt?



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post 1617580791 09-25-2020, 01:19 PM
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Originally Posted By GerbilFarmer⏩
Wouldn’t you feel guilty if your dying love one died just a few minutes before you made it because you had to wipe your butt?



Poop paradox
I'd feel a lot worse with them smelling chit if I was there.
post 1617581851 09-25-2020, 01:31 PM
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Dude you can’t stop a poop. It would be to uncomfortable to waddle out of the bathroom. Gotta finish.
post 1617581941 09-25-2020, 01:32 PM
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post 1617582051 09-25-2020, 01:33 PM
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post 1617582071 09-25-2020, 01:34 PM
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I'd poop on this thread.
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post 1617582751 09-25-2020, 01:40 PM
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I don't tend to overreact when there is a crisis. I would finish up quickly, wash my hands, and then assess the situation. Srs answer.
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post 1617582781 09-25-2020, 01:40 PM
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post 1617583711 09-25-2020, 01:48 PM
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I'd have to finish miscing, then wipe my ass.
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post 1617585021 09-25-2020, 02:02 PM
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If the threat was immediate and I couldn’t finish id just **** myself and deal with it later.
post 1617600341 09-25-2020, 04:57 PM
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post 1617600731 09-25-2020, 05:01 PM
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My loved ones would have to wait till I was good and ready. I take gnarly nasty 20 wiper chits. Ain't going anywhere for anyone.
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post 1617600861 09-25-2020, 05:03 PM
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I'd crap on the kitchen grease fire..Killing to birds with one stone..
post 1617601291 09-25-2020, 05:10 PM
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there's very very few things that I would stop a poop mid poop for. but if I absolutely had to, id wipe with my hand then wash my hands in the sink real quick.
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