Ok misc. My buddy is razzin me but i think hes just a gym nub. When I go to the gym i wear a racer back tank and some soccer shorts. My soccer shorts dont have pockets. Which is fine, I dont want **** swishing in my pockets during my workout and disrupting me anyways. But I always bring my wallet because it has my keycard to the gym in it.

After we went into the gym this morning my buddy asked where my wallet was. I told him I stored it like I always do. He said "What do you mean? I didn't see you go put it anywhere." I said "Yeah bro, i've got it clenched between my buttcheeks." He just started laughing and wont shut up about it.

I'm fairly certain its because he skips leg day almost every week and doesnt have the ability to hold a butt clench for 3 hours. on top of that he walks around with a rooty tooty fresh and fruity fanny pack, so obviously hes unaesthetic.

Please tell me i'm not the only one who does this so homeboy will shut his gullet.

Most of the members at my gym are manlets, so I just put it in the very top locker

who the fuk takes a wallet to the gym?

Have a pic of my ID on my phone with mobile pay crew.

lol where do you put your phone goon? ****ing no clenchers. enjoy your fanny pack

I put all my valuables in my prison wallet

That’s what i’m talking about bro. you get a good clench on your phone wit dem cheeks.

When you fart..you make it rain?

never heard of a drawstring bag? LOL just keep it with you on the floor.