Thread: happy wife, happy life
09-26-2020, 04:03 AM
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"You'll understand when you're married"
"I have to check and see if the missus is ok with it"
"I can't, my wife wants me to go to X"
"I better not, I don't want to sleep on the couch tonight"
"I'll run it by my wife but I can't make any promises"
"I have to check and see if the missus is ok with it"
"I can't, my wife wants me to go to X"
"I better not, I don't want to sleep on the couch tonight"
"I'll run it by my wife but I can't make any promises"
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09-26-2020, 04:04 AM
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Hope she at least brushes her teeth and mouth washes all the diks out before you guys kiss?
09-26-2020, 04:36 AM
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Originally Posted By VinnyPazRules⏩
If I mention that to my wife, she will call me "clean freak" for the rest of our life together.Hope she at least brushes her teeth and mouth washes all the diks out before you guys kiss?
Only women can blame men for that and we call it,
Newtonian law of universal gravitation #1. "conceptual difference of hygiene between genders"
Men don't care about a trivia like that while only women have the right to do it.
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09-26-2020, 04:55 AM
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Hey at least she lets you have a man cave.
09-26-2020, 04:59 AM
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Originally Posted By EoR⏩
Not once have I ever said any of that. For practical reasons, we have to organize that the kids are watched but that's it. A woman who does not understand that it is important for the relationship that a man needs to spend time with his mates is not marriage material. Better figure this s**t out with her beforehand."You'll understand when you're married"
"I have to check and see if the missus is ok with it"
"I can't, my wife wants me to go to X"
"I better not, I don't want to sleep on the couch tonight"
"I'll run it by my wife but I can't make any promises"
"I have to check and see if the missus is ok with it"
"I can't, my wife wants me to go to X"
"I better not, I don't want to sleep on the couch tonight"
"I'll run it by my wife but I can't make any promises"
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09-26-2020, 05:20 AM
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Getting negged by a lot of mean “alpha males” I say in quotes, because there is nothing beta about listening to your wife!
Hey, what can I say...she’s the boss!
But it’s not entirely one-sided and the power-dynamic is pretty even IMO.
For example — my latest project — I am building a custom wooden and metal board at my garage work bench (she allowed me to have the workbench in exchange for giving her full authority in decorating our bedroom)
On the board it will have our names and there are 6 magnet strikes/hearts we can clip next to eachothers names (3 hearts and 3 strikes each)
If I get more strikes than hearts then I’ll be in hot water lol
But my thinking is... if I get more hearts than strikes — maybe I’ll get lucky
Being the smooth operator that I am, I have drilled my 3 hearts next to her name, and I’ll leave my strikes in the tray.
“I might have to use some of your strikes against you!” she joked to me, she’s so funny lol
But she loves the idea, and it allows us to hold eachother accountable in our relationship
To all the mad quote/unquote mean alpha males, you’ll understand one day when you find your better half
Hey, what can I say...she’s the boss!
But it’s not entirely one-sided and the power-dynamic is pretty even IMO.
For example — my latest project — I am building a custom wooden and metal board at my garage work bench (she allowed me to have the workbench in exchange for giving her full authority in decorating our bedroom)
On the board it will have our names and there are 6 magnet strikes/hearts we can clip next to eachothers names (3 hearts and 3 strikes each)
If I get more strikes than hearts then I’ll be in hot water lol
But my thinking is... if I get more hearts than strikes — maybe I’ll get lucky
Being the smooth operator that I am, I have drilled my 3 hearts next to her name, and I’ll leave my strikes in the tray.
“I might have to use some of your strikes against you!” she joked to me, she’s so funny lol
But she loves the idea, and it allows us to hold eachother accountable in our relationship
To all the mad quote/unquote mean alpha males, you’ll understand one day when you find your better half
09-26-2020, 05:26 AM
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This is why you guys spend so much money on tech and go to the gym consistently for years.
Let me tell you a secret. Being buff doesn't mean you're not a beta.
Let me tell you a secret. Being buff doesn't mean you're not a beta.
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09-26-2020, 05:28 AM
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My toast to this roll bread is as follows:
OP is a *******.
OP is a *******.
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09-26-2020, 05:34 AM
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Originally Posted By swoleyo⏩
I agree. I’ll let you in on a little secret too, just FYIThis is why you guys spend so much money on tech and go to the gym consistently for years.
Let me tell you a secret. Being buff doesn't mean you're not a beta.
Let me tell you a secret. Being buff doesn't mean you're not a beta.
Only unlifting *******s use the word buff
09-26-2020, 05:35 AM
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09-27-2020, 11:31 PM
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09-27-2020, 11:36 PM
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Too obvious brah. If you had been a bit more subtle this could be a 10+ page thread by now.
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09-27-2020, 11:42 PM
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Originally Posted By Kawhilights⏩
Also should have included pics and texts for maximum rustlin'Too obvious brah. If you had been a bit more subtle this could be a 10+ page thread by now.
09-27-2020, 11:45 PM
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Originally Posted By PenorBrahNoHomo⏩
i have some bad news.......At least you got in those sugar walls right?
09-27-2020, 11:45 PM
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09-28-2020, 01:57 AM
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I've got some great mates and I see them how and again but I still much prefer my wife's company.
Tennis balls?...........my Biceps are as big as Grapefruits!
09-28-2020, 02:02 AM
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Originally Posted By exyl⏩
LoldGetting negged by a lot of mean “alpha males” I say in quotes, because there is nothing beta about listening to your wife!
Hey, what can I say...she’s the boss!
But it’s not entirely one-sided and the power-dynamic is pretty even IMO.
For example — my latest project — I am building a custom wooden and metal board at my garage work bench (she allowed me to have the workbench in exchange for giving her full authority in decorating our bedroom)
On the board it will have our names and there are 6 magnet strikes/hearts we can clip next to eachothers names (3 hearts and 3 strikes each)
If I get more strikes than hearts then I’ll be in hot water lol
But my thinking is... if I get more hearts than strikes — maybe I’ll get lucky
Being the smooth operator that I am, I have drilled my 3 hearts next to her name, and I’ll leave my strikes in the tray.
“I might have to use some of your strikes against you!” she joked to me, she’s so funny lol
But she loves the idea, and it allows us to hold eachother accountable in our relationship
To all the mad quote/unquote mean alpha males, you’ll understand one day when you find your better half
Hey, what can I say...she’s the boss!
But it’s not entirely one-sided and the power-dynamic is pretty even IMO.
For example — my latest project — I am building a custom wooden and metal board at my garage work bench (she allowed me to have the workbench in exchange for giving her full authority in decorating our bedroom)
On the board it will have our names and there are 6 magnet strikes/hearts we can clip next to eachothers names (3 hearts and 3 strikes each)
If I get more strikes than hearts then I’ll be in hot water lol
But my thinking is... if I get more hearts than strikes — maybe I’ll get lucky
Being the smooth operator that I am, I have drilled my 3 hearts next to her name, and I’ll leave my strikes in the tray.
“I might have to use some of your strikes against you!” she joked to me, she’s so funny lol
But she loves the idea, and it allows us to hold eachother accountable in our relationship
To all the mad quote/unquote mean alpha males, you’ll understand one day when you find your better half
09-28-2020, 02:32 AM
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in for the clown show
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09-28-2020, 03:12 AM
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Originally Posted By exyl⏩
out of measlies to giveCanceled my plans tonight with the fellas because she reminded me that we didn’t spend Tuesday or Wednesday together (she was at a friends bachelorette party then wedding)...and then ladies night is always on Friday's and Saturday’s.
“That would be 5 days we go without seeing each other.”
You Gotta let ya girlfriend control you so the relationship can work
It just sucks that the one day I planned to hang with the boys is right smack in the middle of the wedding and ladies night.
“That would be 5 days we go without seeing each other.”
You Gotta let ya girlfriend control you so the relationship can work
It just sucks that the one day I planned to hang with the boys is right smack in the middle of the wedding and ladies night.
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09-28-2020, 03:25 AM
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Yeah this is fake.
Her making you cancel guy's night, when she has two ladies' nights is too easy.
Her making you cancel guy's night, when she has two ladies' nights is too easy.
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09-28-2020, 03:41 AM
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Originally Posted By WhirlwindTobias⏩
I work during ladies nights, so I don’t mind that she goes out. And usually guys night is no problem, but we haven’t seen eachother due to the bachelorette party and wedding.Yeah this is fake.
Her making you cancel guy's night, when she has two ladies' nights is too easy.
Her making you cancel guy's night, when she has two ladies' nights is too easy.
So I stayed in and watched Gilmore Girls with her, she fell asleep around 10.
I will admit, I thought about heading out and meeting up with the boys while she slept. So I got up to take a piss to test the waters. I flushed the toilet and tiptoed back into the bedroom.
She was awake. We watched another episode of Gilmore Girls and then this show with vampires and werewolves but they’re in highschool or something, I forget what it’s called
09-28-2020, 09:30 AM
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Shutting this down.
The extreme negativity, mysogany, hate, and pure idiocy a lot of you "men" post here daily truly makes me cringe Irl.
The reality here is: OP found a woman he loves and wanted to marry. Did it in an unconventional venue, and was a success. Good for him! Don't be such a negative ******* for the sake of beig a dick...
The insane amount of comments degrading women also has to stop. I'll begin mass banning for those comments when I see them. So knock it off.
OP has more life experience than the vast majority of the misc, with the average age being around 22, and knows his relationship better than anyone here. Who the fuk are you to tear him down? Get a life. Truly.
OP. I wish you the best of luck. It sounds like you've found a winner.
Edit: OP - what did she tell you about the bachelorette party?
The extreme negativity, mysogany, hate, and pure idiocy a lot of you "men" post here daily truly makes me cringe Irl.
The reality here is: OP found a woman he loves and wanted to marry. Did it in an unconventional venue, and was a success. Good for him! Don't be such a negative ******* for the sake of beig a dick...
The insane amount of comments degrading women also has to stop. I'll begin mass banning for those comments when I see them. So knock it off.
OP has more life experience than the vast majority of the misc, with the average age being around 22, and knows his relationship better than anyone here. Who the fuk are you to tear him down? Get a life. Truly.
OP. I wish you the best of luck. It sounds like you've found a winner.
Originally Posted By clive⏩
In after cliveI've got some great mates and I see them how and again but I still much prefer my wife's company.
Edit: OP - what did she tell you about the bachelorette party?
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09-28-2020, 09:33 AM
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Originally Posted By IlChosenOne⏩
I can’t tell if ur trolling or not lmaoShutting this down.
The extreme negativity, mysogany, hate, and pure idiocy a lot of you "men" post here daily truly makes me cringe Irl.
The reality here is: OP found a woman he loves and wanted to marry. Did it in an unconventional venue, and was a success. Good for him! Don't be such a negative ******* for the sake of beig a dick...
The insane amount of comments degrading women also has to stop. I'll begin mass banning for those comments when I see them. So knock it off.
OP has more life experience than the vast majority of the misc, with the average age being around 22, and knows his relationship better than anyone here. Who the fuk are you to tear him down? Get a life. Truly.
OP. I wish you the best of luck. It sounds like you've found a winner.
In after clive
Edit: OP - what did she tell you about the bachelorette party?
The extreme negativity, mysogany, hate, and pure idiocy a lot of you "men" post here daily truly makes me cringe Irl.
The reality here is: OP found a woman he loves and wanted to marry. Did it in an unconventional venue, and was a success. Good for him! Don't be such a negative ******* for the sake of beig a dick...
The insane amount of comments degrading women also has to stop. I'll begin mass banning for those comments when I see them. So knock it off.
OP has more life experience than the vast majority of the misc, with the average age being around 22, and knows his relationship better than anyone here. Who the fuk are you to tear him down? Get a life. Truly.
OP. I wish you the best of luck. It sounds like you've found a winner.
In after clive
Edit: OP - what did she tell you about the bachelorette party?
If ur not trolling this dude is trolling u dupchit
If ur trolling then thus is trollception
09-28-2020, 09:34 AM
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09-28-2020, 09:34 AM
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