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post 1617767451 09-27-2020, 06:07 PM
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How can I get my GF to fight with me? (srs)

So I'm serious about the girl, and I'm thinking about proposing but something is kinda bugging me. We've never really fought. We've had disagreements, but never hostile, and they have universally ended with someone (more often her) admitting the other was right and genuinely moving on.
But, it kinda makes me wonder what she'd be like when she is actually fighting? Like its bound to happen eventually, I should find out before I marry her right?

Anyway I literally can't think of a way to actually start a fight without me just doing something stupid *******ish and out of character.
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post 1617767691 09-27-2020, 06:10 PM
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Get piss drunk. That’s what normally starts fights for me lol
post 1617767861 09-27-2020, 06:12 PM
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Originally Posted By George2100⏩
Get piss drunk. That’s what normally starts fights for me lol
So far she's just thought I was funny. Means I'm not a mean drunk I guess.
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post 1617768051 09-27-2020, 06:13 PM
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“That dress makes your butt look big”
post 1617768071 09-27-2020, 06:13 PM
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tell her her poosy isn't that tight anymore
post 1617768121 09-27-2020, 06:14 PM
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Fk her mom
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post 1617768191 09-27-2020, 06:14 PM
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Originally Posted By jfloycp⏩
“That dress makes your butt look big”
She'd thank me.
Originally Posted By BabcocksHair⏩
tell her her poosy isn't that tight anymore
I feel like that'd just make her sad/insecure. I need mad.
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post 1617768221 09-27-2020, 06:15 PM
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Fkkc another sloot and tell her
post 1617768231 09-27-2020, 06:15 PM
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post 1617768271 09-27-2020, 06:15 PM
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A solid right cross should do the trick
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post 1617768291 09-27-2020, 06:16 PM
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Originally Posted By jfloycp⏩
“That dress makes your butt look big”
that is a compliment.
"Like I said ... you have the lower body, and you have no upper body, you got a problem, you got a problem building ... wait a minute. You have the upper body, and you have no legs, you have the upper body you have no legs, you got a problem building your legs. You have an upper ... you have the you have the lower body and you don't have the upper body, the upper body, it's easier to build."
post 1617768301 09-27-2020, 06:16 PM
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Originally Posted By puzzycrookz⏩
Fkkc another sloot and tell her
want to fight, not breakup lmao
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post 1617769071 09-27-2020, 06:24 PM
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Tell her you're going to a trump rally.
post 1617769151 09-27-2020, 06:24 PM
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Throw candy at her repeatedly. She'll be irritated but that irritation will evolve into anger as you keep throwing.
post 1617769351 09-27-2020, 06:26 PM
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have her walk in on you jerking it to her friends pics
post 1617769441 09-27-2020, 06:27 PM
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Originally Posted By George2100⏩
Get piss drunk. That’s what normally starts fights for me lol
lol this
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post 1617769941 09-27-2020, 06:33 PM
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Why in hell would you want that? Sounds like a great girlfriend if she doesn't like arguing or fighting. That's based.
post 1617770591 09-27-2020, 06:41 PM
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post 1617771061 09-27-2020, 06:45 PM
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I’m similar to your girlfriend. Don’t cause her to freak out. It honestly ruins the relationship for us and makes us view our partner differently tbh
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post 1617771491 09-27-2020, 06:50 PM
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Start becoming really insecure about everywhere she’s going and who she’s hanging out with

That should do it srs

Become passive aggressive in your replies:

“Who were you hanging out with? Where were you?”

“I was hanging out with Mikaela”

“Michael?”

“Mikaela.”

“Sure”

edit: nvm I thought you were trying to get her to lose interest for whatever reason (not my business)

But if you don’t Fight that’s a good thing

Don’t be an idiot OP
post 1617771821 09-27-2020, 06:54 PM
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Originally Posted By George2100⏩
Get piss drunk. That’s what normally starts fights for me lol
This get drunk and bring up something that still bothers you that she did or said before, better if you fought about it before too
post 1617771851 09-27-2020, 06:54 PM
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Originally Posted By NicholasMango⏩
So I'm serious about the girl, and I'm thinking about proposing but something is kinda bugging me. We've never really fought. We've had disagreements, but never hostile, and they have universally ended with someone (more often her) admitting the other was right and genuinely moving on.
But, it kinda makes me wonder what she'd be like when she is actually fighting? Like its bound to happen eventually, I should find out before I marry her right?

Anyway I literally can't think of a way to actually start a fight without me just doing something stupid *******ish and out of character.
Putting the due respek on the srs tag, I'll say I wouldn't sweat it brah. My wife and I have been married for a year now, lived together for a year prior to that, and have still never had an actual fight, basically exactly as you describe. I think it just means that you and your gf are on the same wavelength and can empathize with each other well enough that it doesn't have to devolve into a shouting match.
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Originally Posted By lnvictus⏩
Just say you're voting for Trump
Say this and that you hate blm
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post 1617775491 09-27-2020, 07:41 PM
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Get caught jerking it to tranny porn should do it.
post 1617806561 09-28-2020, 07:36 AM
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Originally Posted By lnvictus⏩
Just say you're voting for Trump
Originally Posted By Merc009⏩
Say this and that you hate blm
She'd be on my side with those ones. lol She's just as conservative as me, and that's pretty conservative.
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Get caught jerking it to tranny porn should do it.
Doubt it somehow. I'll pass regardless.
Originally Posted By 78novacaine⏩
Putting the due respek on the srs tag, I'll say I wouldn't sweat it brah. My wife and I have been married for a year now, lived together for a year prior to that, and have still never had an actual fight, basically exactly as you describe. I think it just means that you and your gf are on the same wavelength and can empathize with each other well enough that it doesn't have to devolve into a shouting match.
You might be right.
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post 1617806731 09-28-2020, 07:38 AM
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Tell her she looks like ****
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say you want a three some. Win win either way
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Originally Posted By NicholasMango⏩
So I'm serious about the girl, and I'm thinking about proposing but something is kinda bugging me. We've never really fought. We've had disagreements, but never hostile, and they have universally ended with someone (more often her) admitting the other was right and genuinely moving on.
But, it kinda makes me wonder what she'd be like when she is actually fighting? Like its bound to happen eventually, I should find out before I marry her right?

Anyway I literally can't think of a way to actually start a fight without me just doing something stupid *******ish and out of character.
Just act like a miscer. She'll be frothing at the mouth and apoplectic in no time.
post 1617828611 09-28-2020, 12:08 PM
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Originally Posted By sandman2019⏩
Tell her she looks like ****
unless I was like a persistent dick this wouldn't start a fight. And even if it did I don't see how it would help. It'd just be a fight where I'm clearly 100% in the wrong. Needs to be something she's at least half at fault for or I'm not gonna learn anything.
Originally Posted By newbuck⏩
say you want a three some. Win win either way
This has come up without me outright saying I want a threesome. As above, this is kinda something where I'm just clearly in the wrong, which isn't really the intention. I want something to fight about, but I don't wanna just be a jerk and fight for no reason. If it isn't a real fight I'm not gonna learn anything from this.
Originally Posted By MegaSloot⏩
Just act like a miscer. She'll be frothing at the mouth and apoplectic in no time.
I mean I just act like me.If I wanna tell a racist joke (yah know. If its funny) I just do. If I wanna tell a sexist joke, I do. Hasn't started a fight yet.
Originally Posted By lnvictus⏩
This,but neg her in real life.
I mean sometimes I tell her she looks like a lesbian. Never started a fight though, she's just growing her hair out.
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Don't try to start a fight with your gf if you actually want a future with her.
Just go through your normal motions and let them run their course.

You all have clearly been able to compromise in the past, are you trying to test out a knock down drag out?
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