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Thread: How can I get my GF to fight with me? (srs)

post 1617924561 09-29-2020, 11:46 AM
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Damn OP. Someone I know got in a fight over having kids (which he lost) and he submitted that he wasn't going to have kids for the rest of his life.
post 1617924821 09-29-2020, 11:48 AM
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Throw it in her face that she's an ass eater
Especially if you have never done that yourself
Originally Posted By newbuck⏩
say you want a three some. Win win either way



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Originally Posted By NicholasMango⏩
Although we did have an interesting question about what would happen if I freaked out and decided I didn't want kids/got a vasectomy.

According to her that would be a big fight. So I guess I could just sterilize myself? Seems a bit much though.
So here's your plan
Tell her that you did get a vasectomy (which is why you brought up the question about it - why it came up in conversation)
Don't actually get one
Tell her that if she really loved you, it shouldn't matter whether or not you guys ever have kids
Accuse her of only loving what you can provide her and not actually loving you
At some point, tell her that you didn't actually get one and you do want kids
It was a test to see if she really loved you and wanted a life with you, or if you're just her beta provider
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post 1620046581 10-21-2020, 06:24 PM
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Originally Posted By IlChosenOne⏩
Throw it in her face that she's an ass eater
Especially if you have never done that yourself






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So here's your plan
Tell her that you did get a vasectomy (which is why you brought up the question about it - why it came up in conversation)
Don't actually get one
Tell her that if she really loved you, it shouldn't matter whether or not you guys ever have kids
Accuse her of only loving what you can provide her and not actually loving you
At some point, tell her that you didn't actually get one and you do want kids
It was a test to see if she really loved you and wanted a life with you, or if you're just her beta provider
update since I evidently only update my threads when I'm high.

Tried this. Wasn't believable at all. Although there may be a threesome in my future so I'm gonna put the fighting thing on hold.


Hell. The threesome thing might cause a fight. lmfao
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post 1620046951 10-21-2020, 06:29 PM
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Originally Posted By NicholasMango⏩
it'll be four months in a couple days. We've been moving pretty fast. I don't see her get mad at people often. Maybe annoyed with family sometimes, but very rarely angry. Couple stories of people that made her angry that day, but even those are very rare. But like, she's human though. She has to get into fights with people right?
4 months is still new, wait until she starts barging in the bathroom while youre showering to drop a log, then you know the real her. She is not out of her shell yet
post 1620047441 10-21-2020, 06:35 PM
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Originally Posted By elterrible987⏩
4 months is still new, wait until she starts barging in the bathroom while youre showering to drop a log, then you know the real her. She is not out of her shell yet
Yeah she'd do that.
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post 1620047541 10-21-2020, 06:36 PM
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Originally Posted By NicholasMango⏩
update since I evidently only update my threads when I'm high.

Tried this. Wasn't believable at all. Although there may be a threesome in my future so I'm gonna put the fighting thing on hold.


Hell. The threesome thing might cause a fight. lmfao
Can confirm there’s a very high chance of that
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post 1620048041 10-21-2020, 06:42 PM
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Everytime I get caught watching porn in bed while my gf sleeps we get into a fight
clownbaby has arrived
post 1620048091 10-21-2020, 06:42 PM
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Originally Posted By IlChosenOne⏩
Can confirm there’s a very high chance of that
Whatever. She told me she's interested. I'm going for it. Why the **** not? Already said she'd let a girl suck my dick while I ****ed her. Feels like a pretty small step from there lmao. And even if it was just that, why the hell not?

If it starts a fight? I wanted one anyway and I'm not in the wrong.
If it just doesn't work out? Eh. I'll face fuk her for teasing me. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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post 1620048131 10-21-2020, 06:43 PM
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Originally Posted By 78novacaine⏩
Putting the due respek on the srs tag, I'll say I wouldn't sweat it brah. My wife and I have been married for a year now, lived together for a year prior to that, and have still never had an actual fight, basically exactly as you describe. I think it just means that you and your gf are on the same wavelength and can empathize with each other well enough that it doesn't have to devolve into a shouting match.
This. Only serious adult advice ITT
post 1620048311 10-21-2020, 06:44 PM
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Originally Posted By NukYavlen⏩
This. Only serious adult advice ITT
What about me soliciting misc advice while high for the most important decision of my life makes you think I'm a serious adult?
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post 1620049521 10-21-2020, 06:56 PM
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Originally Posted By NicholasMango⏩
What about me soliciting misc advice while high for the most important decision of my life makes you think I'm a serious adult?
update now also drinking.
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