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Thread: Fluent in Sarcasm // Tacos & Tequila are my love language :)

post 1617939281 09-29-2020, 02:12 PM
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Fluent in Sarcasm // Tacos & Tequila are my love language :)

Just LOL @ dating in 2020 (tinder / hinge / bumble only ways to meet chicks in ClownWorld until vaccine comes)



I might just start dating manlets
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post 1617939831 09-29-2020, 02:18 PM
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idk how 80% of them manage to have the same bio verbatim
Lol, lmfao
post 1617939961 09-29-2020, 02:19 PM
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"I match energy."

"I like great food, drinks, and traveling."
post 1617946621 09-29-2020, 03:45 PM
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post 1617946791 09-29-2020, 03:48 PM
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"I love to travel"
"travelling is my passion"
"introduce me to your dog"
"dog mom"
"foodie & wine enthusiast"
post 1617946881 09-29-2020, 03:50 PM
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I'm so glad I'm off online dating LOL.
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post 1617947131 09-29-2020, 03:53 PM
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they are literally all the same profiles with different pictures in the same pose/candid. its hilarious
post 1617947231 09-29-2020, 03:54 PM
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Do they just copy paste eachother or do they all come up with the same ****??
post 1617947321 09-29-2020, 03:55 PM
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im probably more sarcastic than you. lady in the streets. freak in the sheets. no hookups.
post 1617947551 09-29-2020, 03:59 PM
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They all love to TRAVEL

They're all NURSES or some sort of variant of a NURSE

They all love DOGS

Their "SON IS MY LIFE"

They all LOVE TO LAUGH AND LIVE TO LOVE

All key words are in caps... That's about 95% of women dating profiles.
post 1617949001 09-29-2020, 04:20 PM
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ACAB. Plant mom.
post 1617949061 09-29-2020, 04:21 PM
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Never used any of that online dating crap, but tacos and tequila are awesome
post 1617949331 09-29-2020, 04:24 PM
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Lmao don’t miss those days

“Hey”

“Hi droopdx, how are you”
"Stop sitting back saying yeah man, I wanna be this, I wanna be that, grab your phucking nuts and be it" -Greg Plitt

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post 1617950131 09-29-2020, 04:36 PM
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Biggest one that makes me eye roll is the "loves traveling."
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post 1617950551 09-29-2020, 04:41 PM
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Not for anything but it seems you might of had troubles with dating way before rona.
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post 1617950681 09-29-2020, 04:43 PM
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Mexican women turn into prostitutes with tequila
post 1617951071 09-29-2020, 04:47 PM
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Originally Posted By WantToBeLeaf⏩
Biggest one that makes me eye roll is the "loves traveling."
post 1617951891 09-29-2020, 04:58 PM
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I don't know how on earth modern women got the idea that being sarcastic is a good thing. It's not a great trait in men but in women it's deeply unattractive.
post 1617952791 09-29-2020, 05:09 PM
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Originally Posted By Droopdx⏩
Lmao don’t miss those days

“Hey”

“Hi droopdx, how are you”
Your name literally hit me like a ton of bricks.

Lolol. I used to have a username BlackGazeX years ago and no one could figure it out
Thanks for your input, you frauding fat slampig-Sirfapsalot '20

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post 1617952871 09-29-2020, 05:10 PM
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Originally Posted By GordonXXX⏩
"I match energy."

"I like great food, drinks, and traveling."
As long as someone else is paying amirite?
Thanks for your input, you frauding fat slampig-Sirfapsalot '20

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post 1617952951 09-29-2020, 05:11 PM
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"Will probably like my dog more than you" c r i n g e
post 1617953031 09-29-2020, 05:12 PM
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Originally Posted By ChrisLS8⏩
As long as someone else is paying amirite?
yup! they love eating, drinking, and traveling on YOUR nickel!!!
post 1617953171 09-29-2020, 05:14 PM
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These quotes are all too real and are causing my testicles to recess into my body
post 1617953261 09-29-2020, 05:16 PM
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Every single girl: love dogs, traveling and tatts
post 1617953961 09-29-2020, 05:23 PM
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So what do you think honest female profiles would say? And would you be drawn to the honest ones or nah?
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post 1617954211 09-29-2020, 05:25 PM
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What the fuk you care what some chick you're using for sex says in her profile?
post 1617955591 09-29-2020, 05:40 PM
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Originally Posted By Cass40⏩
What the fuk you care what some chick you're using for sex says in her profile?
What does yer profile sey?
post 1617956671 09-29-2020, 05:51 PM
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Originally Posted By WishIWasJawBrah⏩
What does yer profile sey?
Since when does it matter what woman says? Or am I lost? Am I not miscing rite now?
post 1617957251 09-29-2020, 05:56 PM
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Originally Posted By Cass40⏩
Since when does it matter what woman says? Or am I lost? Am I not miscing rite now?
sho me ur vegene now.
post 1617957361 09-29-2020, 05:57 PM
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Originally Posted By katya422⏩
So what do you think honest female profiles would say? And would you be drawn to the honest ones or nah?
honest, authentic, original, not selfish, not self-absorbed, and demonstrating beauty, grace, elegance, and class. value-added.
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