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post 1618165691 10-01-2020, 07:40 PM
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Wanna Hear a Stupid Story?

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post 1618166091 10-01-2020, 07:45 PM
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Omg lol! That's hilarious. Thought you were in love doe?!
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post 1618166121 10-01-2020, 07:45 PM
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She will call you back.

Anyways, should have gotten her a certificate for electrolysis.
post 1618166141 10-01-2020, 07:45 PM
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Originally Posted By Legz422⏩
Omg lol! That's hilarious. Thought you were in love doe?!
i fall in and out of love constantly lol
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post 1618166401 10-01-2020, 07:49 PM
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That made me actually lol.

Good job actually telling her though. srs. I have been on the end of something embarrassing where no one said anything and was pretty pissed.

Why would she get so mad that though? srs.
post 1618166531 10-01-2020, 07:50 PM
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Originally Posted By Ratfish⏩
i fall in and out of love constantly lol
Clearly. lol
Originally Posted By FrankGrimes29⏩
That made me actually lol.

Good job actually telling her though. srs. I have been on the end of something embarrassing where no one said anything and was pretty pissed.

Why would she get so mad that though? srs.
Yeah, I think she way over reacted.
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post 1618166591 10-01-2020, 07:51 PM
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Where do you meet all these ladies ratfish?? Datingappmaxxing?
post 1618166971 10-01-2020, 07:54 PM
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post 1618167261 10-01-2020, 07:56 PM
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Originally Posted By FrankGrimes29⏩
That made me actually lol.

Good job actually telling her though. srs. I have been on the end of something embarrassing where no one said anything and was pretty pissed.

Why would she get so mad that though? srs.
Originally Posted By Born2Roam⏩
Where do you meet all these ladies ratfish?? Datingappmaxxing?
nah, i would literally never use a dating app. met her through a gal my brehddy is tagging who's known her since kindergarten srs
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post 1618167271 10-01-2020, 07:56 PM
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Very shallow of you

post 1618167671 10-01-2020, 08:01 PM
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i will say though that this was pretty bad timing on my part

a male friend whom she hasn't seen since highschool was stopping by today to get some "herbs" from her garden srs

inb4 his nuts are on her now hairless chin

fukk
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post 1618168371 10-01-2020, 08:09 PM
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Lol @ butthurt bearded woman, bullet dodged op
post 1618168511 10-01-2020, 08:10 PM
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Originally Posted By jfloycp⏩
Lol @ butthurt bearded woman, bullet dodged op
i ain't fukken playin' around anymore, gents
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post 1618169081 10-01-2020, 08:16 PM
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Originally Posted By Ratfish⏩




nah, i would literally never use a dating app. met her through a gal my brehddy is tagging who's known her since kindergarten srs
Nailed it on the head. I thank people telling me uncomfortable chit to help me out like having a booger showing in my nose, etc. That's a real one.

Don't feel bad about this one. On to the next boyo
post 1618169371 10-01-2020, 08:18 PM
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You have a knack for story telling bruh
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post 1618169501 10-01-2020, 08:20 PM
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That was actually pretty darn funny bruh . Thanks for sharing .
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post 1618170351 10-01-2020, 08:29 PM
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[QUOTE=Ratfish post_id=1618167261][youtube]
nah, i would literally never use a dating app. met her through a gal my brehddy is tagging who's known her since kindergarten srs[/QUOTE]Why not? Charismaxxing is less effective online?
post 1618170831 10-01-2020, 08:36 PM
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Originally Posted By Born2Roam⏩
Why not? Charismaxxing is less effective online?
nah apps 100% guarantee that the gal is a whore

i like to tell myself a false bedtime story that the current one is something other than that
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post 1618171081 10-01-2020, 08:39 PM
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Originally Posted By Ratfish⏩
She thought you were making fun of her and talking sh!t
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post 1618171501 10-01-2020, 08:45 PM
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Originally Posted By johnvee73⏩
She thought you were making fun of her and talking sh!t
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post 1618171681 10-01-2020, 08:47 PM
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Originally Posted By Ratfish⏩
Because in a woman's mind the negative about her will always stand out regardless what you said that was good. She just didn't like being put in her place, lol.
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post 1618172081 10-01-2020, 08:54 PM
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Originally Posted By Ratfish⏩
Women are emotional not logical.

In her mind she's perfect and you should except her no matter what. You pointing something out exploded her insecurity into overdrive.

i don't get women.
post 1618172631 10-01-2020, 09:01 PM
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had almost same situation except girl was naked tittys out and a ray of light made its way through the trees and into the bedroom right onto her nipple. So there she was her glistening nipple with a single solitary thick pubic like hair on it. Absolutely disgusted my boner went soft and i told her i forgot i had somewhere i had to be and she should get dressed.. went NC.
post 1618222201 10-02-2020, 11:04 AM
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Originally Posted By bea5twood⏩
had almost same situation except girl was naked tittys out and a ray of light made its way through the trees and into the bedroom right onto her nipple. So there she was her glistening nipple with a single solitary thick pubic like hair on it. Absolutely disgusted my boner went soft and i told her i forgot i had somewhere i had to be and she should get dressed.. went NC.
i'm a big call 'em out guy

i only leave abruptly with no explanation if i have to chit or something

nothing fukks a gal up more than a dude pulling out without busting and leaving lol

to update this thread, haven't heard word one from her

looks like i spiked it lolz
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