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Forum ยป I think I finally found a path to one man world domination
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post 1618218631 10-02-2020, 10:25 AM
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I think I finally found a path to one man world domination

It's actually pretty simple.


1) Get a time machine
2) Go back in time one day
3) Meet yourself from yesterday and then both of you go back in time one day
4) There are now three of you. Now the three of you go back in time one day.
5) Repeat this for 30 days.
6) After 30 days, there are now more than 500M copies of you. 500M dudes, who lift. Absolutely haram and unstoppable.
7) Once the world is yours, convince your copies to meet you in the desert of Nevada. Nuke them.
8) You're now the sole ruler of Earth.



You're welcome.
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post 1618218821 10-02-2020, 10:26 AM
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simple plan honestly, just get some plutonium from Libyans - for the time machine and for nuking 500M of your copies
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post 1618218921 10-02-2020, 10:27 AM
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Originally Posted By Jax05⏩
simple plan honestly
Right?
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post 1618219391 10-02-2020, 10:34 AM
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I'm on day 40.
Been here since 2010. Lost my old account.
post 1618221271 10-02-2020, 10:55 AM
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Originally Posted By Jatt24⏩
I'm on day 40.
Where you guys staying?
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post 1618221431 10-02-2020, 10:57 AM
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Originally Posted By phikappa⏩
It's actually pretty simple.


1) Get a time machine
2) Go back in time one day
3) Meet yourself from yesterday and then both of you go back in time one day
4) There are now three of you. Now the three of you go back in time one day.
5) Repeat this for 30 days.
6) After 30 days, there are now more than 500M copies of you. 500M dudes, who lift. Absolutely haram and unstoppable.
7) Once the world is yours, convince your copies to meet you in the desert of Nevada. Nuke them.
8) You're now the sole ruler of Earth.



You're welcome.
Interesting theory. But what if your versions of yourselves have competing interests from yours?
None of the above constitutes legal advice nor should be interpreted as such.
post 1618221491 10-02-2020, 10:57 AM
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Originally Posted By phikappa⏩
Where you guys staying?
Africa to China, they're in the process of forming the longest human centipede
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