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post 1618298321 10-03-2020, 07:19 AM
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Morningcels Will They Ever Learn? [Sunise] [Fresh Morning Feels]

I feel bad for morningcels. Srs

brb staying at the bar all night so i don’t have money
brb staying up playing vidya and growing acne and a fupa
brb trying to smash some chunky ashtray mouth barstool butt at 2am
brb sleep cycle is completely trashed

I’m just over here, morning workouts done, had breakfast, now and i’m just sipping a coffee watching the sunrise. Feeling refreshed, cool morning air on my face, energized and ready to own today.

Get it together morningcels.
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post 1618298971 10-03-2020, 07:34 AM
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2am fupacels when will they learn..
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post 1618299071 10-03-2020, 07:35 AM
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Fak u ******* only reason Im up right now is cuz I had to take a massive chit
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post 1618299181 10-03-2020, 07:37 AM
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Originally Posted By brahskimoseph⏩
Fak u ******* only reason Im up right now is cuz I had to take a massive chit
i bet it smelled like jager bombs and sadness
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post 1618300471 10-03-2020, 08:03 AM
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Been waking up at 530 to get to work at 630 for my 8 hour day, ending at 230. Tons of people are already awake which makes you wonder what they’re doing. Also really cool to see the sun come up and turn from dark to light.

Brb have 2 hours worked while morningcels just lugging themselves into the office at 830
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post 1618301041 10-03-2020, 08:16 AM
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Sounds good.

Unfortunately I’m ass at getting up early (see sig) and usually only do it when work means I have to. Any tips for heavy sleepercels?
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post 1618301701 10-03-2020, 08:31 AM
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Originally Posted By Ironface⏩
Sounds good.

Unfortunately I’m ass at getting up early (see sig) and usually only do it when work means I have to. Any tips for heavy sleepercels?
use an alarm on ur phone and put it somewhere u have to get up to turn it off

also dont fap before bed (ded srs)
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post 1618303941 10-03-2020, 09:14 AM
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Originally Posted By Ironface⏩
Sounds good.

Unfortunately I’m ass at getting up early (see sig) and usually only do it when work means I have to. Any tips for heavy sleepercels?
Lold at
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Will try next time.
post 1618304461 10-03-2020, 09:24 AM
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isn't a morningcel someone who takes advantage of their morning? I think you're talking about nightcels
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post 1618307721 10-03-2020, 10:11 AM
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You still sleep the same amount as someone who "sleeps in" so what does it matter
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post 1618308561 10-03-2020, 10:22 AM
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Had a workout done, breakfast for the family cooked, dishwasher and washing machine running by 730 this morning and still had time read quietly with a cup of coffee. AM crew stay winning.
Originally Posted By jlick⏩
isn't a morningcel someone who takes advantage of their morning? I think you're talking about nightcels
*Pushes glasses up nose*

TECHNICALLY an incel is someone who is celibate from sex, so a morningcel would be someone celibate from mornings. OP is correct.

Insofar as misc lingo and the 9/10 -cel meme, it's been corrupted forever and we misc linguists have given up the fight. See also: literally when you mean figuratively. Just lol at lingocels.
Originally Posted By hotsaucebrah⏩
You still sleep the same amount as someone who "sleeps in" so what does it matter
There is overwhelming evidence that an earlier bedtime is better for you - the old adage about every hour of sleep before midnight being worth two after is essentially true though the math isn't that severe.

Check out the book Why We Sleep by Walker. It'll blow your mind SRS.
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post 1618309181 10-03-2020, 10:30 AM
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