i will be moving to the UK soon probably Scotland. Is ther anything i need to know before going there anything I need to be prepared for? Any piece of advice?
UK folks help me out..
(Srs answers only plz)

I hope you’re extroverted, agree with lefty policy, enjoy banter to the point of outright being insulted, love the freezing cold, and find pale, unhealthy looking women with slabs of make up to cover their ugliness attractive.

Lol

I thought the UK would be full of cheryl cole and kate beckinsale look a likes?

Good luck with that. Maybe if you were a celebrity yourself.

Yup, you'll find them in East Fife and Cowdenbeath and Livingston

You mean it is full of black ppl and muslims?
If ther nice ppl its cool

Don't forget to embrace Sharia law because I think it's the law there now.

Depends where you go. You said possibly Scotland. Totally different to say, London.

British Twit recently moved to Edinburgh and made a thread on it which you might want to read. However Edinburgh is completely different to some other places even within Scotland.

It’s like saying “what’s America like?” as of Los Angeles and Alabama are the same.

Generally though, UK is cool. If you’re into drinking you’ll like it. Also make sure you’re not too thin-skinned. As mentioned by someone else above, the banter can often get close to the bone. Just don’t be too precious about it.

where do you live now?

*this applies to england maybe Scotland is better*

It fuking sucks!

The food is sht even tho they are right next to mainland Europe you would think proper Spanish, French, and Italian foods would be plentiful but no. Pubs with there no seasoned not even salted proper foods orrrrrr lots of Indian food.

They don’t try and make money here cause they all close down businesses early and 24/7 does not exist here....except McDonald’s LOL FUKIN LMAO

The roads are tiny as fuk and the people that drive on them tailgate way worse than anything in America

The speed cameras will get you but at least they are simple fines that never increase for repeat offenses , 100 pounds , but get 3-4 of them and license goes away

People are nice which is good but all very pusy passive aggressive and will snitch on things they see to the popo

The roads are tiny as I said but I fukin mean it it’s all two lanes roads almost everywhere and they purposely build the roads shty in the interest of purposely forcing people to have to slow down

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They take a straight simple road and put in curves to new streets where it normally be can keep going straight now every curve you have to brake hard and look then baby right turn on a freakin straight road every spot where the turn is the right of way is given to the people coming onto the straight road

OR they purposely built barriers in the roads forcing choke points

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So people have to stop then look and quickly dart around the blocked section


This country is gay as fuk


If your need to know more feeling intensifies let me know and I’ll add on to this there’s plenty more but need sleep

buy a kilt before you land. you'll fit right in

You guys are putting me off going to the UK.Lmao
In for serious answers only.

Thank you for the first reasonable answer everyone else is exaggerating

Bad food
Ugly women
Chit weather
Dumbass politics
Gay sports
A history of being cucked in wars and bailed out by America
Imminent Islamic takeover
0 freedom
Piss poor natural landscape

Just fukkin lol.

Not far off the mark.

UK has really turned into a chit hole over the last 20 years. But depends where you go. A few miles can make a huge difference in the UK to the quality of people.

Weather is chit, we only get 2-3 weeks of hot weather a year.

Football (soccer) is the most popular sport.

Most of the food consists of pasties, pies, roast dinners and English breakfast. There's also LOTS of Indian restaurants, kebab shops and a fair few Chinese aswell.

People have very specific 'banter' and phases which if you're not from the UK you won't understand.

Roads are small and narrow.

If you live in a big city like London, Birmingham, Manchester, Glasgow ,Leeds , Liverpool etc then public transport runs quite regularly, London in particular has fantastic public transport as it has an underground tube system.


The local accent changes every 13 miles or so, people from different parts of the country sound completely different to one another.

Lads
Geezers
Wankers
M8s
Nandos with the lads
Takin the piss
Avin a giggle
Sod off
Oi kunt