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post 1619457251 10-15-2020, 02:34 PM
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You go on a blind date and she shows up wearing this - wut do?

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post 1619457501 10-15-2020, 02:37 PM
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Look for the hidden cameras.
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post 1619457621 10-15-2020, 02:38 PM
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post 1619457641 10-15-2020, 02:38 PM
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ask her how she wipes her ass with those fingernails probably lol
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post 1619457671 10-15-2020, 02:39 PM
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bang her, but make sure she cuts her nails before
post 1619458071 10-15-2020, 02:44 PM
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Originally Posted By DrugsToGetBig⏩
ask her how she wipes her ass with those fingernails probably lol
ass wiping isn't a first date topic normally
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post 1619458401 10-15-2020, 02:48 PM
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Originally Posted By Madvillainy⏩
ass wiping isn't a first date topic normally
That's where you are mistaken.


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post 1619458651 10-15-2020, 02:51 PM
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Hope she doesn’t cut her ankles
I probably banged your mom.

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post 1619458661 10-15-2020, 02:52 PM
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Depends on what that ass look like. Prolly ihop/10
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post 1619459241 10-15-2020, 02:59 PM
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Originally Posted By Redfish225⏩
Depends on what that ass look like. Prolly ihop/10
yeah ihop

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post 1619459521 10-15-2020, 03:02 PM
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Well seeing as how that's Kim Petras, suck her dink obviously. *******
post 1619459871 10-15-2020, 03:07 PM
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Originally Posted By FreemanMorgan⏩
Well seeing as how that's Kim Petras, suck her dink obviously. *******
Lol @ it being a tranny
Lol @ you knowing who the tranny is
Lol @ sucking her dink anyway

Lol @ still calling op a *******


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post 1619460111 10-15-2020, 03:11 PM
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Originally Posted By FreemanMorgan⏩
Well seeing as how that's Kim Petras, suck her dink obviously. *******
she doesn't have a dick anymore though
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post 1619460381 10-15-2020, 03:14 PM
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I leave immediately because that's a man


Also, Madvillainy, you are in fact a homosexual who is attracted to other men. No way around that fact.
post 1619460531 10-15-2020, 03:16 PM
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Originally Posted By SirFapsAIot⏩
I leave immediately because that's a man


Also, Madvillainy, you are in fact a homosexual who is attracted to other men. No way around that fact.
no i'm not, check the sig
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post 1619460861 10-15-2020, 03:20 PM
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Originally Posted By Madvillainy⏩
no i'm not, check the sig
Also, Madvillainy, you are in fact a homosexual who is attracted to other men. No way around that fact.
post 1619460971 10-15-2020, 03:22 PM
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Originally Posted By SirFapsAIot⏩
Also, Madvillainy, you are in fact a homosexual who is attracted to other men. No way around that fact.
wait that's what you said the first time, i already refuted that here:
Originally Posted By Madvillainy⏩
no i'm not, check the sig
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post 1619461031 10-15-2020, 03:23 PM
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Originally Posted By Madvillainy⏩
wait that's what you said the first time, i already refuted that here:
Also, Madvillainy, you are in fact a homosexual who is attracted to other men. No way around that fact.
post 1619461081 10-15-2020, 03:23 PM
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Excuse myself to the restroom where I will furiously masturbate so that I can come to a conclusion with a clear mind.


..otherwise I would end up bringing her home, banging her and feeling a whole ton of regret after.
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post 1619461091 10-15-2020, 03:23 PM
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12 years of reading the misc and all of the deranged topics and opinions and I have never been as disgusted as today. The amount of "men" that would stand by and watch a weaker woman take a beating is saddening. I am no WK, but I did have a Dad that taught me the general basics of being a man and a decent human. Woman can be crazy and may have "started" the incident but I would never be able to look in a mirror if I walked away from a woman taking a beating.
post 1619461271 10-15-2020, 03:26 PM
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Originally Posted By SirFapsAIot⏩
Also, Madvillainy, you are in fact a homosexual who is attracted to other men. No way around that fact.
i already told you I AM NOT GAY. i don't know how i can make that any more clear
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post 1619461521 10-15-2020, 03:28 PM
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Originally Posted By Madvillainy⏩
i already told you I AM NOT GAY. i don't know how i can make that any more clear
you can stop making tranny threads, because trannies are men which you are attracted to, but you won't stop...because...





Also, Madvillainy, you are in fact a homosexual who is attracted to other men. No way around that fact.
post 1619461611 10-15-2020, 03:30 PM
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Shes holding the purse so she is wearing nothing?
post 1619461671 10-15-2020, 03:30 PM
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Originally Posted By SirFapsAIot⏩
you can stop making tranny threads, because trannies are men which you are attracted to, but you won't stop...because...





Also, Madvillainy, you are in fact a homosexual who is attracted to other men. No way around that fact.
oh if that's what this is about that's not gay. she's a trans female, not male.
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post 1619461691 10-15-2020, 03:31 PM
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Originally Posted By Madvillainy⏩
oh if that's what this is about that's not gay. she's a trans female, not male.
Also, Madvillainy, you are in fact a homosexual who is attracted to other men. No way around that fact.
post 1619461911 10-15-2020, 03:33 PM
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Originally Posted By Madvillainy⏩
yeah ihop

Dam, guess I’d break out the syrup then.
I loe e.
post 1619462081 10-15-2020, 03:35 PM
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Originally Posted By SirFapsAIot⏩
Also, Madvillainy, you are in fact a homosexual who is attracted to other men. No way around that fact.
i know you are but what am i
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post 1619462351 10-15-2020, 03:39 PM
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Originally Posted By Madvillainy⏩
ass wiping isn't a first date topic normally
she shows up like that all bets are off
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post 1619462581 10-15-2020, 03:42 PM
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Originally Posted By Madvillainy⏩
But then after the makeup comes off you end up with this.

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post 1619463021 10-15-2020, 03:46 PM
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Originally Posted By DrugsToGetBig⏩
she shows up like that all bets are off
that's fair
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