First, let's clarify some terminology-- Poverty Ball means soccer, not "football" as it's known in most of the world (strong lol @ getting your sport name taken by real sports like Aussie Rules and NFL).

brb games can end in a tie
brb that tie can be 0-0 (strong lol at investing 90 minutes to watch zero points being scored-- no wonder the best generations of European boys were killed in the trenches of Flanders over nothing)
brb physical contact between players forbidden
brb "all you need is a ball and a goal brah" all you need is some balls and a real goal brah, then you wouldn't be playing poverty ball like a pleb
brb flopping is not ridiculed like in the NBA, but is instead a viable strategy
brb your goats are all dyel maggots





compared to the true alphas toiling in rugby leagues, US football, AR football leagues.




Fully expecting to go red because of this post but the people need to know the truth.

Cliffs
- If your sport costs less than 1000 American dollars a year to play, I've got some bad news for you boyo.

You realize NFL teams have ties on their record right now... right OP?

The malign influence of poverty ball is reaching our shores too boyo. We must remain vigilant.Meanwhile ties are a regular occurrence in the footer.

Ties are unamerican ded srs.

also, w0t?

gotta love how he only gets that ball to the nuts because he's flopping like a *******

Yeah soccer and basketball attract some of the whiniest ****s on the face of the earth.

It's 2020, OP, nobody's judging you for preferring "sports" that consist of big burly men piling on top of each other and copping feels.


Your impotent rage just makes it all the more obvious.

This lol. He deserves to get a nut shot for flopping

thanks boyo I appreciate you understanding my preference for mortal combat between like adversaries as opposed to 20 twinks prancing up and down an open pitch until one of them manages to best a dude guarding a 24 x 8 (that's in feet, by the way communist) scoring region.

EDIT: would rep but on recharge ded srs.

Yeah they should use VAR to yellow card flops IMO. If they did that the game would be cleaned up a lot.

Strong agree from me brah, but then what do you do when the only remaining way to win is by playing the insufferable sport itself instead of just trying to exploit the blatant flaws in its design?

I go to 4 or 5 MLS and 2 or 3 Latin American or European matches each year...

I love the game of soccer but the flopping puts a serious damper on it for me...

I feel like watching the game live in Europe or Latin America while absolutely sauced has got to be one of the goat feels. The crowd and environment is electric (srs).

The vast majority of the time its not any louder or wilder than a southern SEC football game...Its actually less rowdy but more constant.

The synchronized chants are pretty cool. Inb4 a European posts a rivalry game in which the crowd is over the top insane which in no way represent 90% of the games.

Absolutely correct brah. Boozing in the fans section with the crowd singing the team anthem. Hugging on some weird-looking Latin American chick while you pretend like you understand the lyrics and sing along. You pour the pint back and suddenly the two of your are transported to a new and beautiful world. She's leading to a dirty stall in the bathroom where your gonna show her what your colonizer ancestors never could.

The point is, the best part about going to the game isn't even watching the phucking thing. Could completely remove that part of the experience with zero losses.

Meanwhile is this bish talks during 4th down, I'm finna wreck a ho.

imagine being a handegg fanboy

The final retreat of the poverty ball cucklord.

Let's agree to disagree on handegg and discuss rugby or Aussie Rules then.

Who is more alpha? I'll let your mom decide.

The chad extend.





Or the virgin flop.





No hate though brah, big fan of you as a poster in general. Some homo.

it is getting worse tbf

the rich ass man babies are getting involved in UK politics now, will be the death of the game