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post 1619700421 10-18-2020, 09:04 AM
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classiest thing you’ve seen a chick do ?

I’ll start

One of my best friends was dating this chick for a year and a half (they’re now engaged), and my friend was out of town for the weekend at a concert


I’m out on the town bar hopping with anther buddy of mine, and the other friend’s GF texts me (we were tight) asking me if I’m out, if she can join etc

The chick had done this in the past and my buddy (her bf) was totally cool with it always


Sl00t meets up with me and my buddy, we’re bopping around from bar to bar drinking, doing pepsi etc, getting rinsed

We end up back at my apt to smoke weed late night, I pass out in my lazy boy while they’re smoking on my balcony.

I wake up maybe an hour later to this distinct sound of her getting pounded out in my bedroom, and she’s loud AF really enjoying it.

My buddy creampied, put it in her butt etc

I told my best friend what his GF had done, and he STILL stayed with her and is engaged to her today (Srs)
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post 1619700631 10-18-2020, 09:07 AM
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Wife material there lol.
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post 1619701261 10-18-2020, 09:16 AM
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Sloot zucked my friends dink in the middle of packed college party surrounded by a buncha strangers. Just whipped it out in the living room and got on her kneess. All the bros were wooping it up and all the sloots were jaw on the floor disgusted huehuehue
post 1619701731 10-18-2020, 09:23 AM
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Originally Posted By ExPatriot⏩
So you hang around with cucks and trash...

Got it RealLifeBeta!
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post 1619701871 10-18-2020, 09:26 AM
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Was leaving the bar with a small group and chick just pooped a squat and started taking a piss right next to the car. Lol'd, she was super hot too. Like a real life 9 plus with a banging body
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post 1619701891 10-18-2020, 09:26 AM
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When I was 17 I was sitting at a picnic table with a couple of girls.

I spit a big lugi on the ground and one of the girls said "Don't make me get down there and lick that up".

I didn't fully grasp the implications of a request like that at the time, though.
post 1619701961 10-18-2020, 09:26 AM
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Originally Posted By ExPatriot⏩
So you hang around with cucks and trash...

Got it RealLifeBeta!
yep lol at bragging with being friends with a whore and a cuck
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post 1619702311 10-18-2020, 09:34 AM
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post 1619702411 10-18-2020, 09:35 AM
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Swallowed her reward while maintaining eye contact.
post 1619702601 10-18-2020, 09:38 AM
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Originally Posted By spazzin⏩
yep lol at bragging with being friends with a whore and a cuck
Not bragging at all — I don’t validate their behavior whatsoever, in fact I’m disgusted by it; but find it interesting none the less
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post 1619702671 10-18-2020, 09:39 AM
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was at a house party

got to drunk and puked on the carpet

these 2 chicks came to see if i was ok. 1 got a pail for me and some water and the other got cleaner and cleaned up the puke from the carpet. should have wifed those chicks
post 1619703321 10-18-2020, 09:52 AM
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Once Pepsi starts getting served all bets are off. Your friend letter her slide for that isn't unreasonable considering what was going on. When you're on something like that you aren't going to make an emotional connection and she basically used him as a living dildo. If you party like that, it comes with the territory. That's why I don't get into relationships with girls that like Pepsi or Mountain Dew.
post 1619703641 10-18-2020, 09:58 AM
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I was wasted after a three day bender. Some chick jumped into my bed and started to deep throat me aggressively. I came so hard and she swallowed it all.

Didn't even say a word. Classy AF
"The manlet is a savage beast that knows no moral bound. After falling in disgrace to a manmore, a ravaged manlet would not hesitate to come from behind and land a sucker punch/ swing with a rock to the back of a manmore's head. They are ruthless and you need to spend some more time in the gutter to even begin trying to comprehend what goes on in their minds."

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post 1619704041 10-18-2020, 10:02 AM
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Originally Posted By aleeboy⏩
I was wasted after a three day bender. Some chick jumped into my bed and started to deep throat me aggressively. I came so hard and she swallowed it all.

Didn't even say a word. Classy AF
Sheeeeit — that is one to bring home to Mom & Dad for sure
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post 1619704541 10-18-2020, 10:10 AM
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I was at a horse race in Charlottesville va that a bunch of UVA student attend. They all dress up like idiots and get sloppy. I was playing cornhole with a few friends in a lane between cars when this girl comes up next to me holding one of those bright aluminum-sided interior sun shades. She started taking to me while wrapping it around her waist, and I didn’t really think much of it - until after I threw and she sort of squatted down. I thought it was weird, but watched the bags come back while still talking to her - then I saw the piss river start to flow toward my feet. I was like wtf - and she just Bert stared me while finishing, did a little shake, stood up, and trudged off with her head held high.
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Had a girl throwup on my dink (mostly fluid) I was about to get up and try to clean it up but she just continued so I let it be.

I have more stories but that was the first one that came to mind.
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post 1619705901 10-18-2020, 10:28 AM
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Originally Posted By RealLifeAlpha⏩
Sheeeeit — that is one to bring home to Mom & Dad for sure
I ran into her on the street and she came up to me and asked me if she could suck me off again.

LOL at daughters
"The manlet is a savage beast that knows no moral bound. After falling in disgrace to a manmore, a ravaged manlet would not hesitate to come from behind and land a sucker punch/ swing with a rock to the back of a manmore's head. They are ruthless and you need to spend some more time in the gutter to even begin trying to comprehend what goes on in their minds."

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post 1619706131 10-18-2020, 10:32 AM
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Originally Posted By aleeboy⏩
I ran into her on the street and she came up to me and asked me if she could suck me off again.

LOL at daughters
LOL.......


sl00t master race!!!
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