Jesus ****ing christ.

In my life, I've been lucky to only smash 18-22 year olds, never gone older, not sure why.

This chick was a good 7/10, the piece de resistance was size 10 dress size and f cup teddies.

But man, those 5 years...

I've aged, the wrinkles, darker skin, more masculine hairline etc but it suits well imo, but them teddies were no longer fun bags, a little too much skin connecting them, her skin overall, wasn't as soft and squishy, wrinkles on the eyes too, things didn't jiggle so much, they flapped... It ain't as snug as it once was either

Damn bros, I'm 27, I never really believed you guys, the tour really has come to an end, couldn't understand older guys who cheated until this very day, but I can see clearly, the rain has gone and I wish I'd forgotten my umbrella

I imagine a lot of the young 18-22 year olds are also on Tiktok and Snapchat. Hoping Im wrong and it's nothing we all gotta deal with

The ****tiest sex i ever had was with a 34 year old mother

Body looked fit but omg, i swear i could grab her ass or hips and the skin would move like a foot

this is my fear, does it continue exponentially, or linearly?

At what age are we just banging a stretch armstrong?

Just be glad you’re a guy because girls’ value dips harder than guys as we age. They settle for guys wayyy older than them and way more often than younger guys settle for older women.

You have at least a whole decade of banging girls in their mid twenties if you keep the rest of your sh!t together.

On a side note, you wonder how many miles of cock has been run through her since the last time op?

I remember the first 35 year old ass I grabbed. Was not ready for that amount of squish

wait wut? holy chit had this with some 18yr old recently. her tour is already over

I'd just thought, at 27, I was done with having these perspective altering things.

Grim reapers always just 2 steps behind it seems.

****

she said hr kill count was 12 5 years ago, but she was trying to nail me down, so who knows. she's had an on/off for the last 4, but I imagine she's an ultramarathoner for sure

Find an active chick. Your body is use it or lose it, so keeping active get more important as a lot of muscle is otherwise lost. Softness comes from less muscle and more fat which happens with sedentary lives. I think white fat can also be more floppy than brown fat but not sure

sometimes the juice is no longer worth the squeeze

wtf am i looking at? is this their boobs?

when women get to their mid to late 20s, it's all over (srs). never bang anything older than 24 crew.

Their legs

testicles

Do you think she had these thoughts about you too opie? (Srs)

My whatsapp indicates she wants to spend this weekend like a vets day flag on my pole, so no.

Nothing but truth.