Bro you have an admirable beard but how ****ing retarded do you have to be to not drink coffee?

Bump since I see your indicator is green

Coffee tastes like liquid chit. I abused caffeine for 9 years.

I'm done with it. Coffee is overrated.

Caffeine is overrated. Coffee is delicious. I drink it despite caffeine making me more anxious and restless, because it is one of the most pleasurable things in life to consume.

If decaffeinated coffee products tasted the same as coffee, I would drink that, but there is something wrong with decaf.

I must have weird taste buds. Everyone I know is obsessed with it. I love the smell of it though. But as soon as it touches my lips I remember it doesn't taste good.

Guess I'll stick to hot chocolate.

whats also cringe worthy is all these bishes that make coffee a personality trait..

remember seeing an Instagram/******** post about a chick doing a professionally wedding shoot of her getting starbucks in her wedding dress before the wedding.....fuark...that's cringe

I use to drink coffee all the time in the morning, but these days I just slam an energy drink or caffeine pill.

The whole point(for me) is to get that sweet caffeine in your system asap. So why spend an hour sipping a couple cups of hot coffee waiting for that caffeine hit.....unless its a weekend and you are chilling.

And lol at all these people going to coffee shops for something that stacked with sugar/calories for a small hit of caffeine for $5-$7. It really feels like its just a status symbol for some people cause I get a sugar crash and that crappy bloated feeling if I get something other than straight black coffee.

And fuk off with the 20 different combos they do just for their fuarking coffee....I need almond/oat/whatever milk/2 pumps this/3 pumps that/ whipped no whipped/kosher/temp at 103....
Then go karen mode if its not right and think their whole day is ruined...