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10-28-2020, 05:50 AM
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Why You Should Download Hinge (PiCS) (HBB’s) (SNOWFLAKES STAY OUT)
Now I know some of you are going to think this is distasteful and that I’m a POS, in which case it’s probably true and you should leave now.
I saw an ad for the app Hinge, so thought I’d take a look. Holy fuk I’m dying at the some of the captions/pics. Take a look at some of the hbb’s we have to offer.
Not enough clearly...

Time to make that 2 babygirl

Found 2 of them

Misc meet-up pic?

Who’s that miscer with the sex doll? Let me hook you up for a 3 way; you, her and the doll

So you’re saying I’m likely going to be murdered?

Well that escalated quickly...

Oh heavenly blessed beauty, whose inner beauty is simply diving and everlasting, I would love to be your knight in shining armor...

I saw an ad for the app Hinge, so thought I’d take a look. Holy fuk I’m dying at the some of the captions/pics. Take a look at some of the hbb’s we have to offer.
Not enough clearly...

Time to make that 2 babygirl

Found 2 of them

Misc meet-up pic?

Who’s that miscer with the sex doll? Let me hook you up for a 3 way; you, her and the doll

So you’re saying I’m likely going to be murdered?

Well that escalated quickly...

Oh heavenly blessed beauty, whose inner beauty is simply diving and everlasting, I would love to be your knight in shining armor...

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10-28-2020, 05:52 AM
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10-28-2020, 06:00 AM
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Hinge has had the worst people but the most matches for me.
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10-28-2020, 06:01 AM
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Yeahhhhhh...... I literally stopped using Tinder at home because American girls went off the fat/disgusting/deep end. Still great for traveling since you can smash down-to-earth chicks who are actually in shape with ease.
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10-28-2020, 06:04 AM
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First two pics look like Pugsley and Uncle Fester after transitioning. And then of course there's imbored's mom with the doll.
Absolutely revolting.
But keep in mind they're all 8/10s in the UK.
Absolutely revolting.
But keep in mind they're all 8/10s in the UK.
10-28-2020, 06:06 AM
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Originally Posted By BraneyGumble⏩
First two pics look like Pugsley and Uncle Fester after transitioning. And then of course there's imbored's mom with the doll.
Absolutely revolting.
But keep in mind they're all 8/10s in the UK.
Absolutely revolting.
But keep in mind they're all 8/10s in the UK.

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10-28-2020, 06:08 AM
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I live under a rock so I'm still a bit confused. Is hinge another dating app?
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10-28-2020, 06:08 AM
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Originally Posted By BraneyGumble⏩
Come on man...why are you hating on ugly girls. Theyre just trying to find some cockks to fill their vapid disgusting holes.First two pics look like Pugsley and Uncle Fester after transitioning. And then of course there's imbored's mom with the doll.
Absolutely revolting.
But keep in mind they're all 8/10s in the UK.
Absolutely revolting.
But keep in mind they're all 8/10s in the UK.
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10-28-2020, 06:09 AM
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10-28-2020, 06:09 AM
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Originally Posted By lightsarefallin⏩
Yeh, it’s just another version of Tinder but with more content.I live under a rock so I'm still a bit confused. Is hinge another dating app?
Originally Posted By TheMusketeer⏩

Ngl I clicked like, want to bury my face in those teds

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wow! i don't really use dating Apps and never used Hinge but i heard that Hinge was one of the better ones. i guess all of the Apps get ruined eventually as the fatties/uglies find out about them.
10-28-2020, 06:14 AM
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I recently downloaded Hinge again and it's 95% morbidly obese women.
Seeing a thin or thicc girl automatically adds points to her so I always have to stop and think "Am I thinking she's hot because compared to the whales she's better looking or is she actually hot"
This is the one app where I swipe left 99% of the time.
I had a similar experience last time I downloaded it and almost deleted it but then every once in a while a decent/good looking girl would match with me and they would always talk and almost always meet up in person.
Seeing a thin or thicc girl automatically adds points to her so I always have to stop and think "Am I thinking she's hot because compared to the whales she's better looking or is she actually hot"
This is the one app where I swipe left 99% of the time.
I had a similar experience last time I downloaded it and almost deleted it but then every once in a while a decent/good looking girl would match with me and they would always talk and almost always meet up in person.
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10-28-2020, 06:17 AM
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Is the knock on that one chick she's missing an arm??
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10-28-2020, 06:18 AM
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lots of hotties on hinge, i like it more than tinder for sure
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10-28-2020, 06:18 AM
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that’s 9/10 UK standards
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10-28-2020, 06:24 AM
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You need to use it for a while before it learns your standards and starts showing you cute girls. I literally swiped right on 7 girls in a row yesterday.
At the beginning though it's horrible. I think I counted 40 lefts before I got to a girl that was even remotely bangable one time, and 20-30 in a row was not out of the ordinary.
At the beginning though it's horrible. I think I counted 40 lefts before I got to a girl that was even remotely bangable one time, and 20-30 in a row was not out of the ordinary.
10-28-2020, 06:31 AM
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Originally Posted By Sandmang27⏩
I recently downloaded Hinge again and it's 95% morbidly obese women.
Seeing a thin or thicc girl automatically adds points to her so I always have to stop and think "Am I thinking she's hot because compared to the whales she's better looking or is she actually hot"
This is the one app where I swipe left 99% of the time.
I had a similar experience last time I downloaded it and almost deleted it but then every once in a while a decent/good looking girl would match with me and they would always talk and almost always meet up in person.
Seeing a thin or thicc girl automatically adds points to her so I always have to stop and think "Am I thinking she's hot because compared to the whales she's better looking or is she actually hot"
This is the one app where I swipe left 99% of the time.
I had a similar experience last time I downloaded it and almost deleted it but then every once in a while a decent/good looking girl would match with me and they would always talk and almost always meet up in person.
Originally Posted By yewotm8⏩
I can attest to these, I only have 2 girls I’ve talked to so far, met up with one of them last weekend. Absolute unicorn in comparison.You need to use it for a while before it learns your standards and starts showing you cute girls. I literally swiped right on 7 girls in a row yesterday.
At the beginning though it's horrible. I think I counted 40 lefts before I got to a girl that was even remotely bangable one time, and 20-30 in a row was not out of the ordinary.
At the beginning though it's horrible. I think I counted 40 lefts before I got to a girl that was even remotely bangable one time, and 20-30 in a row was not out of the ordinary.



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10-28-2020, 06:33 AM
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It's the ego that's the amazing part.
10-28-2020, 06:37 AM
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Originally Posted By Uhyeahokay⏩
Inb4 they all have full inboxes.It's the ego that's the amazing part.
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Originally Posted By GordonXXX⏩
I legit didn’t even know what you guys were talking about until I went back through the pics. Holy fuk I didn’t even realise, I even looked through the rest of her pics at the time and didn’t notice, so can’t confirm.OP - this is what i want to know. what's the deal?
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10-28-2020, 07:17 AM
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Funnily enough Hinge in my country is miles better than tinder. Purely because you can set filters even in free mode so you only swipe people who dont have automatic disqualifiers (and they have the same so they dont see you and you dont see them if the filters dont match).
Matched with like 15 of which 7 were true 7+ and we actually talked (but lockdown happened shortly after so never went on a date).
Matched with like 15 of which 7 were true 7+ and we actually talked (but lockdown happened shortly after so never went on a date).
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10-28-2020, 07:19 AM
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Originally Posted By Matty5RA⏩
Nice milkers on the last oneNow I know some of you are going to think this is distasteful and that I’m a POS, in which case it’s probably true and you should leave now.
I saw an ad for the app Hinge, so thought I’d take a look. Holy fuk I’m dying at the some of the captions/pics. Take a look at some of the hbb’s we have to offer.
Not enough clearly...

Time to make that 2 babygirl

Found 2 of them

Misc meet-up pic?

Who’s that miscer with the sex doll? Let me hook you up for a 3 way; you, her and the doll

So you’re saying I’m likely going to be murdered?

Well that escalated quickly...

Oh heavenly blessed beauty, whose inner beauty is simply diving and everlasting, I would love to be your knight in shining armor...

I saw an ad for the app Hinge, so thought I’d take a look. Holy fuk I’m dying at the some of the captions/pics. Take a look at some of the hbb’s we have to offer.
Not enough clearly...

Time to make that 2 babygirl

Found 2 of them

Misc meet-up pic?

Who’s that miscer with the sex doll? Let me hook you up for a 3 way; you, her and the doll

So you’re saying I’m likely going to be murdered?

Well that escalated quickly...

Oh heavenly blessed beauty, whose inner beauty is simply diving and everlasting, I would love to be your knight in shining armor...

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