I was doing my morning run and passed by a local townhouse complex. I was crossing the driveway and admiring the local tradies who were already hard at work (early AM) doing roofing. As soon as I spotted the yellow of the reflective vest/hard hat, I heard LogoutBrah's voice in my head go "Around tradies nvr relax."

And then a portable toilet truck careened around the corner and nearly hit me. I jumped out of the way at the last second, and watched the truck lumber away. It had nearly ended my misc career.

A stupefied tradie appeared, holding the "stop/go" sign, looking absolutely dumbfounded. "Y'all good?" he asked me, and then lit a pall mall.



Misc, around tradiesnever relaxabsolutely serious.



for ur time

Glad you're safe brah, imagine having to run home covered in blue chit water

It would've probably meant the end of my professional career.

These tradies are r e c k l e s s. If it wasn't for LoB's prime memes, I'd be donezo

He’s doing gods work