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post 1621181291 11-02-2020, 02:39 PM
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You board a flight and the pilot invites you up to the cockpit, where you see this...

...wut do?


post 1621181611 11-02-2020, 02:42 PM
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Originally Posted By PenorBrahNoHomo⏩
...wut do?


I've seen this video on PH.
▪█─────█▪ Equipment Crew #53 ▪█─────█▪
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post 1621181671 11-02-2020, 02:43 PM
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Let them play with my stick nawmsayin
post 1621181821 11-02-2020, 02:44 PM
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Would put the plane on autopilot and bang both
post 1621181871 11-02-2020, 02:45 PM
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Unbuckle, do my thing, exit plane because if you stay, it will be season 1 of LOST.
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post 1621181891 11-02-2020, 02:45 PM
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Rename it the Kuntpit?
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post 1621181961 11-02-2020, 02:46 PM
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aint nobody inviting creepy ugly ass miscers to no cokpit
post 1621182021 11-02-2020, 02:47 PM
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The daughter is fine af. Looks to be hiding some massive teds as well
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post 1621182111 11-02-2020, 02:48 PM
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Start furiously fapping until my dink is raw cause I'm a dirty little beast
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post 1621182161 11-02-2020, 02:48 PM
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I would politely ask them to go back to coach and take their seats so that the pilots dont get mad when they come back
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post 1621182261 11-02-2020, 02:49 PM
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Originally Posted By OffwhiteBrah⏩
aint nobody inviting creepy ugly ass miscers to no cokpit



Miscers are highly esteemed passengers on any mode of transport.
Originally Posted By TBO1313⏩
The daughter is fine af. Looks to be hiding some massive teds as well
Yeah, and the mother is not that special. Her Dad must have been some absolute Chad.
post 1621182691 11-02-2020, 02:54 PM
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post 1621183161 11-02-2020, 02:59 PM
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its kind of weird how much its celebrated when women do things for the first time. Its almost as if they are saying "we cant believe a woman can do this"
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post 1621183431 11-02-2020, 03:02 PM
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Ask them if they'd rather fly an Airbus and that I have a side stick they can train on.
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post 1621183541 11-02-2020, 03:03 PM
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Originally Posted By padrote⏩
post 1621183801 11-02-2020, 03:05 PM
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Is it possible to find an attractive woman that isn't an instahoe nowadays? Fuk
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post 1621184031 11-02-2020, 03:08 PM
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Originally Posted By ShakeBrah⏩
Is it possible to find an attractive woman that isn't an instahoe nowadays? Fuk
Pics aren't particularly slooty. Wonder if she's flown to ***** nomsayin?
post 1621184461 11-02-2020, 03:12 PM
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I’m getting off either way.
post 1621184641 11-02-2020, 03:15 PM
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tell them you would like to buy them a drink at their hotel
**worthless college major crew**

*Always picks 4 Crew*

**HTC**
post 1621184821 11-02-2020, 03:16 PM
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Originally Posted By Jestbrah⏩
tell them you would like to buy them a drink at their hotel
You think you'd still be interested later once you've busted 5 nuts in the airplane toilet?
post 1621185271 11-02-2020, 03:21 PM
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The daughter till it's time to bust, then the mom to finish inside, then steal a parachute and gtfo before we hit the ground.
I'm back, bitches!
post 1621185461 11-02-2020, 03:23 PM
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Ask where the fuk my drink is
post 1621185781 11-02-2020, 03:26 PM
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Originally Posted By memcop⏩
Unbuckle, do my thing, exit plane because if you stay, it will be season 1 of LOST.
Meanwhile back in reality the only place you unbuckle your pants is at the boomer buffet with your senior discount ���������������� ���������������� ��
The billionaire and the beggar both have 24 hours in a day.

That's why grandma's apple pie rocks and yours sucks.
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At least it will thunderstorm tonight, and we know how they feel about water. :)
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360 and exit
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High test Manlet crew
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post 1621185921 11-02-2020, 03:27 PM
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post 1621185981 11-02-2020, 03:28 PM
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fukin walk out that bish, i aint bein on CNN as a plume of smoke son
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post 1621186241 11-02-2020, 03:30 PM
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Tell them to put on a mask or grandma is gonna die
post 1621186831 11-02-2020, 03:35 PM
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Originally Posted By PenorBrahNoHomo⏩
You think you'd still be interested later once you've busted 5 nuts in the airplane toilet?
Probably.

I fukked a stewardess once at the flight crews hotel. She was a 40 year old milf and it was a blast.
**worthless college major crew**

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post 1621187011 11-02-2020, 03:38 PM
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How are women allowed to do this? srs
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Originally Posted By tank2003⏩
its kind of weird how much its celebrated when women do things for the first time. Its almost as if they are saying "we cant believe a woman can do this"
This.
It's really pathetic.

Meanwhile it's perfectly acceptable to speak down to/make men the butt of jokes.
Make a single joke about the role of women in the presense of women though and REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
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