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post 1621476371 11-04-2020, 03:53 PM
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Coworkers annoyed at me because I didn’t eat cake

They had a little birthday celebration for a coworker today and brought in a cake. It was a nice little thing during lunch and someone brought a cake. They offered me a piece and I declined.

Between you guys I just didn’t want to eat any cake since my diet and macros have been on pizzle. To them, I just said I ate a huge lunch.

They didn’t buy it and inquired further. The birthday girl actually gave me a sour look when I refused. It’s like I sang the birthday song you ungrateful kunt what more do you want??
post 1621477051 11-04-2020, 03:58 PM
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always ask for a really small slice and eat a couple of bites just to be polite. next time you could try swiping at the cake frosting and then licking your finger clean in front of the group. you probably wouldn't get any birthday cake offers again after that.
post 1621477251 11-04-2020, 04:00 PM
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tell them to find real problems
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Next time just tell them you’re gluten intolerant. They won’t bother you next time.
post 1621478571 11-04-2020, 04:12 PM
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Happens every bday at work always the fatties getting rustled through space and time lol
post 1621478911 11-04-2020, 04:14 PM
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post 1621481141 11-04-2020, 04:33 PM
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post 1621481171 11-04-2020, 04:33 PM
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Should’ve just hocked a huge loogie onto the cake prior to them offering it to you

They would’ve known you don’t want the cake (Srs)
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post 1621482611 11-04-2020, 04:45 PM
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Tell them your mom choked to death on a piece of cake and you've never been able to eat cake since.
post 1621579111 11-05-2020, 10:34 AM
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They are still salty about it lmao!!

“Oh hey what did you eat for breakfast? A salad with no dressing?”
post 1621580171 11-05-2020, 10:43 AM
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lol I've been there before. I just really don't get a hard on for cake unless it's an oreo ice cream cake or something.
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post 1621580651 11-05-2020, 10:46 AM
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Let me guess... they’re all LGBTQ and they were talking about Netflix and food the whole time
post 1621580871 11-05-2020, 10:47 AM
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Happened to me before.

I am always like no thanks but then feel like i have done something horrible because of everyone looking at me lol. Not even really that strict about calories, just don't care about cakes at all, don't get the hype.

Worst is when someone brings a slice to your table without asking and you have to eat or else they gonna be mad.
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post 1621581111 11-05-2020, 10:50 AM
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This is the misc in 2020.

Fukk off with this soyo chit OP.
post 1621581471 11-05-2020, 10:53 AM
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Originally Posted By TheScapeGOAT⏩
They are still salty about it lmao!!

“Oh hey what did you eat for breakfast? A salad with no dressing?”
Lmao get rekt OP.
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Having a slice of cake won't suddenly turn you from ripped to fat. Absolutely nothing wrong with indulging yourself sometimes. If you've been doing the work and dieting the rest of the time you'll be fine.
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post 1621583651 11-05-2020, 11:11 AM
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Originally Posted By TheScapeGOAT⏩
They had a little birthday celebration for a coworker today and brought in a cake. It was a nice little thing during lunch and someone brought a cake. They offered me a piece and I declined.

Between you guys I just didn’t want to eat any cake since my diet and macros have been on pizzle. To them, I just said I ate a huge lunch.

They didn’t buy it and inquired further.The birthday girl actually gave me a sour look when I refused. It’s like I sang the birthday song you ungrateful kunt what more do you want??
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Eat the cake and offset it later, not worth being "that" person
post 1621584481 11-05-2020, 11:18 AM
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Originally Posted By TheScapeGOAT⏩
They are still salty about it lmao!!

“Oh hey what did you eat for breakfast? A salad with no dressing?”
I get the feeling they hated you even before the cake lol
post 1621584981 11-05-2020, 11:22 AM
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just eat the cake bigot
post 1621590871 11-05-2020, 12:09 PM
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post 1621593571 11-05-2020, 12:31 PM
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imagine being such an autist macrocel that you can't adjust or be flexible with your diet depending on when different occasions pop up. you must be the life of the party OP

you aren't prepping for a bodybuilding contest *******, simply eat less the next day or cut your loss and move on


brb can't eat this because it will put me approximately 3.50 calories above my limit for the day and it doesn't have the optimal protein/fat/carb distribution. brb im going to lose my gains now.


being a ******* and stressing about it will probably make you fatter and put your hormones out of whack more than a small piece of cake will, unless you are having parties every day. 2 months later you're probably going to make a thread "Got laid off my job wut do misc?" and cope by saying all my coworkers were *******s conspiring me to get me fired anyways.
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post 1621593811 11-05-2020, 12:32 PM
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I have my cake and eat it too. All the time. Bitches hate it lololololol
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Originally Posted By poolshark472⏩
always ask for a really small slice and eat a couple of bites just to be polite.
this..come on, is everyone so socially inept? lol
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post 1621594431 11-05-2020, 12:37 PM
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Why not just say you’re dieting and ask for a very small piece? This way you don’t look like a dick now or later when it happens again.
I probably banged your mom.

Eat the whole animal like a real man.
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While I do believe this thread is partly satire, I do find it funny when the average person/skinny fat makes it a big deal when someon lifts and tracks macros.

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Originally Posted By sooby⏩
imagine being such an autist macrocel that you can't adjust or be flexible with your diet depending on when different occasions pop up. you must be the life of the party OP

you aren't prepping for a bodybuilding contest *******, simply eat less the next day or cut your loss and move on


brb can't eat this because it will put me approximately 3.50 calories above my limit for the day and it doesn't have the optimal protein/fat/carb distribution. brb im going to lose my gains now.


being a ******* and stressing about it will probably make you fatter and put your hormones out of whack more than a small piece of cake will, unless you are having parties every day. 2 months later you're probably going to make a thread "Got laid off my job wut do misc?" and cope by saying all my coworkers were *******s conspiring me to get me fired anyways.
If the man really wanted cake, he would've adjusted and had cake.
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People get upset cause it makes them look bad and that they can't control themselves.
Makes them self conscious SRS.
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Wtf misc

This is the one place I can share this story with likeminded individuals and I’m getting chit for it. I’m sorry I take my macros seriously.

ALSO I already had a cheat meal the day prior so I didn’t want to over do it. Fuk you fuks.
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Originally Posted By CanuckGame⏩
This is the misc in 2020.

Fukk off with this soyo chit OP.
Eat my chit
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Originally Posted By Coal
Lmao get rekt OP.
Enjoy your social outcast goals of 2021
Having a slice of cake won't suddenly turn you from ripped to fat. Absolutely nothing wrong with indulging yourself sometimes. If you've been doing the work and dieting the rest of the time you'll be fine.
I already had a cheat meal. Go rek yourself you smug fuk
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