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Thread: ITT: You write my Tinder bio

post 1622067371 11-09-2020, 09:52 AM
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Originally Posted By TBO1313⏩
Wife works
Best be pulling at least 70k to justify letting some pothead liberal arts major making under 30k/yr subtly impart her values onto your kid.
post 1622067521 11-09-2020, 09:54 AM
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Ok am I getting any money for pimping you?
post 1622067631 11-09-2020, 09:55 AM
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That’s somebody’s grandson
post 1622067821 11-09-2020, 09:57 AM
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Originally Posted By ZyraThornrise⏩


I don't know how to look at my actual profile.
oof

if you are actually looking for bf, that's a groce bio

but lets be real most brahs just trying to get anything they can
(__Y__) Misc Buck Breaker (__Y__)
( o Y o ) Milk Wagon Engineer ( o Y o )
~@( Official Youthful Glow Connoisseur )@~
post 1622068421 11-09-2020, 10:02 AM
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Originally Posted By richieaprile5⏩
What kind of pics grab your attention?
Ones that show off personality.
One I swiped right on solely because he said he has a Pokemon tattoo and watches KDramas, the other was just super hot and had a silly hat on.
BrosefMengele is my #1 fan.
post 1622068501 11-09-2020, 10:03 AM
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Originally Posted By Better
oof

if you are actually looking for bf, that's a groce bio

but lets be real most brahs just trying to get anything they can
I'm actually curious if anyone reads the bios, tbh.
However, it falls in line with my personality, so I figure fukk it.
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post 1622069051 11-09-2020, 10:10 AM
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“I get a ton of validation from simps on some bodybuilding forum but it’s not enough and none of them even lift. I’ve expanded to tinder and am really just here to help keep my self esteem afloat, but if you want to be friends and maybe see some heavily edited pics of a 4/10 join my onlyfans!”
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post 1622069231 11-09-2020, 10:13 AM
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Originally Posted By justgenetics⏩
“I get a ton of validation from simps on some bodybuilding forum but it’s not enough and none of them even lift. I’ve expanded to tinder and am really just here to help keep my self esteem afloat, but if you want to be friends and maybe see some heavily edited pics of a 4/10 join my onlyfans!”
This is a winner for when I get more swipes.

Also no one on this site simps for me. Lol are you kidding?
BrosefMengele is my #1 fan.
post 1622069911 11-09-2020, 10:20 AM
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Originally Posted By DizzySmalls⏩
Best be pulling at least 70k to justify letting some pothead liberal arts major making under 30k/yr subtly impart her values onto your kid.
Its strange to see how things operate in different parts of the country. All the daycares around me are either directly operated by a church, like my son's who goes to the daycare at our church, or are church affiliated. The daycare workers are pretty much all non college educated, 30-50 y/o white and black women.
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post 1622070201 11-09-2020, 10:22 AM
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post 1622072711 11-09-2020, 10:43 AM
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Wait u r in mn? Will download and send u misc copypastes
post 1622073911 11-09-2020, 10:53 AM
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Originally Posted By supup⏩
Wait u r in mn? Will download and send u misc copypastes
Lol yeah.
I set it for 100 miles because everyone local is... Well, probably own big trucks and go hunting.
Which, there's nothing wrong with but like, def not me.
BrosefMengele is my #1 fan.
post 1622076261 11-09-2020, 11:16 AM
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Originally Posted By ZyraThornrise⏩
Lol yeah.
I set it for 100 miles because everyone local is... Well, probably own big trucks and go hunting.
Which, there's nothing wrong with but like, def not me.
I feel personally attacked...
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post 1622076711 11-09-2020, 11:22 AM
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Originally Posted By TBO1313⏩
I feel personally attacked...
I'm sorry!
That type isn't bad and usually has some pretty hot guys, but like... Can you actually see me with someone like that/see someone like that with me?
BrosefMengele is my #1 fan.
post 1622076921 11-09-2020, 11:23 AM
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Cringe.
Lol, lmfao
post 1622077111 11-09-2020, 11:25 AM
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Originally Posted By lupus002⏩
Cringe.
Have you met me?
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post 1622077471 11-09-2020, 11:30 AM
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Originally Posted By richieaprile5⏩
- Recently divorced
- Two kids
- She/her
- Full time bodybuilding.com miscer
You forgot

Online prostitute
No life
Probably no friends
No hobbies
Slut
No real job

And the list goes on...
post 1622077601 11-09-2020, 11:31 AM
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Originally Posted By TimeTravelerBro⏩
You forgot

Online prostitute
No life
Probably no friends
No hobbies
Slut
No real job

And the list goes on...
I have hobbies and a real job.
BrosefMengele is my #1 fan.
post 1622078141 11-09-2020, 11:37 AM
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Originally Posted By ZyraThornrise⏩
I have hobbies and a real job.
Lol'd hard at you correcting these but not objecting to the others
post 1622078621 11-09-2020, 11:43 AM
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Originally Posted By DizzySmalls⏩
Lol'd hard at you correcting these but not objecting to the others
I mean, he's not wrong.
BrosefMengele is my #1 fan.
post 1622078821 11-09-2020, 11:46 AM
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Originally Posted By ZyraThornrise⏩
I mean, he's not wrong.
At least you're honest LMAO

Sloots gon sloot
post 1622078951 11-09-2020, 11:49 AM
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I'm a fuking wh0re
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post 1622079741 11-09-2020, 11:56 AM
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post 1622080721 11-09-2020, 12:05 PM
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I got four matches.

Then deleted it.
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post 1622082741 11-09-2020, 12:22 PM
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Originally Posted By ZyraThornrise⏩
This is a winner for when I get more swipes.

Also no one on this site simps for me. Lol are you kidding?
I haven’t posted in ur other threads or rlly read them but have seen them go 5+ pages long.. so knowing the misc one can only assume

Marlin humility tho
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post 1622087951 11-09-2020, 01:05 PM
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post 1622088601 11-09-2020, 01:11 PM
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post 1622088801 11-09-2020, 01:14 PM
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post 1622088931 11-09-2020, 01:15 PM
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I deleted it, you goobers.
BrosefMengele is my #1 fan.
post 1622089041 11-09-2020, 01:16 PM
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Originally Posted By ZyraThornrise⏩
I mean, he's not wrong.
Mad respect for a self awareness that few possess
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