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Originally Posted By notbadnotbrad
I lost my 175k job, went into a depression, isolated myself, lost a bunch of friends, got dumped, became a borderline Pepsi head, got a new job that I hate and the thing I’ve finally realized is my old life wasn’t even great... I actually hated that prior job, hated wearing a suit and tie, hated selling a product I didn’t believe in and sitting in an office all day ... then I realized wage slaving is against my nature and who I am as a person and it’s no wonder I got fired or was a Mediocre student

I actually have nothing to lose anymore and in a way it’s liberating ... In 5-10 years I want to be in a position where I can truly do whatever the fuk I want ... registered 4 domains this month, reading everything I can about business .. will literally go and take my 80 grand of savings and completely invest it into myself and getting out of the rat race ... and if I fail I’ll keep trying until something works srs I’ve gone past the point of no return
deadsrs whats the fallback plan? Back to wagecuck?
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Originally Posted By poundXpound
Lol, I'll be 62 in a few days and retired 3 years ago. Started investing late at age 35 & wife 38. We put about 15% of our income into our 401Ks & Roth IRAs. Time and good aggressive investment choices did the rest. I was a tooling design engineer and wife was an admin to high up executives. Got close, but neither of us made 6 figures.
Damn... gives me faith. Been over 6-figures for a while now, but COL around me eating up a good chunk for housing. Gotta take the high salary with the area I guess.
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Originally Posted By Godfrd824
How much did you invest per year on average?
About 15% of our income.
Originally Posted By banks13
Can I borrow $20 OP?
Lol
Originally Posted By Bracket199
Don't know why people are insulting OP for having $2m at 62. I think some people only have 10% of that at his age (100% srs). Most people don't even think of the future, and will get cucked in their later years.

Already repped OP for being positive and answering people's questions.Also funny that OP's investing strategy is no different than what books tell you to do (start aggressive --> move conservative), and rebalance annually.

I'm curious how much posters think they will have at retirement.
Bolded is truth.
Originally Posted By JackDonagy
Its funny how we glorify - as a society a large retirement balance. When we should focus on maximizing our life experiences and enjoyment. No one talks about what they've accomplished, or the trips they went on, or hell even the things they bought with their money. just what that number is ini their IRA/Roth/etc. Which is essentially, how many/much experiences/goods/fun/utility you PASSED on, in the name of getting your number/high score up. So you can have that big fancy fat number while you re literally shtting your Dependss in whatever retirement home your ungrateful children put you up in.

Sad. Life of a wagecuck.

Not directed at OP or anyone in particular btw,
I feel we had a good balance between yoloing and investing for retirement. We lived a good life during our work years and it's even better now.
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It’s freedom and peace of mind. Not many things better than that. Obviously balance is best
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post 1622357881 11-11-2020, 08:42 PM
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Originally Posted By Hmatt330
deadsrs whats the fallback plan? Back to wagecuck?
Yeah and it’ll make for a great interview story

I’m not afraid of failure because the worst case scenario isn’t as bad as we often perceive ... if you really think about it logically it’s never that bad and we can always make a come back

And if not who gives a fuk, I’ll be 60 and broke ... better then spending the next 30 plus years living a mundane life

If being 60 and broke is the worst case scenario - sign me up
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Originally Posted By poundXpound
Investments pass $2MM today
well done
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Originally Posted By notbadnotbrad
Yeah and it’ll make for a great interview story

I’m not afraid of failure because the worst case scenario isn’t as bad as we often perceive ... if you really think about it logically it’s never that bad and we can always make a come back

And if not who gives a fuk, I’ll be 60 and broke ... better then spending the next 30 plus years living a mundane life

If being 60 and broke is the worst case scenario - sign me up
ty deadsrs, it really just helps me piece together my plan. Once I have those employable skill sets and experience. My risk drops significantly. gldm
post 1622358231 11-11-2020, 08:46 PM
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Originally Posted By notbadnotbrad
I lost my 175k job, went into a depression, isolated myself, lost a bunch of friends, got dumped, became a borderline Pepsi head, got a new job that I hate and the thing I’ve finally realized is my old life wasn’t even great... I actually hated that prior job, hated wearing a suit and tie, hated selling a product I didn’t believe in and sitting in an office all day ... then I realized wage slaving is against my nature and who I am as a person and it’s no wonder I got fired or was a Mediocre student

I actually have nothing to lose anymore and in a way it’s liberating ... In 5-10 years I want to be in a position where I can truly do whatever the fuk I want ... registered 4 domains this month, reading everything I can about business .. will literally go and take my 80 grand of savings and completely invest it into myself and getting out of the rat race ... and if I fail I’ll keep trying until something works srs I’ve gone past the point of no return
hopefully this mindset stays, sounds like a burst of energy till you go back to reading your instgram feeds 24/ 7 and go on dates with girls that take up all your time
GAINS, GAINS, More GAINS
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Originally Posted By notbadnotbrad
I lost my 175k job, went into a depression, isolated myself, lost a bunch of friends, got dumped, became a borderline Pepsi head, got a new job that I hate and the thing I’ve finally realized is my old life wasn’t even great... I actually hated that prior job, hated wearing a suit and tie, hated selling a product I didn’t believe in and sitting in an office all day ... then I realized wage slaving is against my nature and who I am as a person and it’s no wonder I got fired or was a Mediocre student

I actually have nothing to lose anymore and in a way it’s liberating ... In 5-10 years I want to be in a position where I can truly do whatever the fuk I want ... registered 4 domains this month, reading everything I can about business .. will literally go and take my 80 grand of savings and completely invest it into myself and getting out of the rat race ... and if I fail I’ll keep trying until something works srs I’ve gone past the point of no return
I went through the same thing man. Lost my 150k/yr job and 100k in my TFSA/RRSP because I was trying to make money in stocks to fund my downtown lifestyle. Honestly 2020 has bottomed me out no homo. it cant get worse than this. ill be back stronger than ever. I truly believe as a youngcel, if you are 25-29 and suffered a significant setback in 2020 it will only make you better long term. I feel like I what I learned about risk management this year is easily worth that 100k I lost. I grew up in the monster bull market of 08-2020 to lose just about everything is an invaluable experience that will ultimately strengthen me.

This time last year I was staying at the new Four Seasons in Montreal eating crab legs and lobster for dinner and spending 500/night on various dates jestermaxxing. Now im shopping at no frills spending my EI on Enbridge stock. no regrets. will be back bigger than ever.
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Originally Posted By ontclone
hopefully this mindset stays, sounds like a burst of energy till you go back to reading your instgram feeds 24/ 7 and go on dates with girls that take up all your time
A burst of energy happens when you’re sitting at a desk bored at work and watch a YouTube video or a ghey motivation post on Instagram

A paradigm shift is when you lose everything, go through a severe depression and have nothing left to lose ... and then you pick yourself up and life becomes a game and your entire perspective on the status quo changes

I honestly deleted hinge and Instagram
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Originally Posted By JackDonagy
I went through the same thing man. Lost my 150k/yr job and 100k in my TFSA/RRSP because I was trying to make money in stocks to fund my downtown lifestyle. Honestly 2020 has bottomed me out no homo. it cant get worse than this. ill be back stronger than ever. I truly believe as a youngcel, if you are 25-29 and suffered a significant setback in 2020 it will only make you better long term. I feel like I what I learned about risk management this year is easily worth that 100k I lost. I grew up in the monster bull market of 08-2020 to lose just about everything is an invaluable experience that will ultimately strengthen me.

This time last year I was staying at the new Four Seasons in Montreal eating crab legs and lobster for dinner and spending 500/night on various dates jestermaxxing. Now im shopping at no frills spending my EI on Enbridge stock. no regrets. will be back bigger than ever.
Lmfao - this time last year I was at laissez faire doing bumps and making out with 2 girls at once in the washroom because they dragged me in and then proceeding to smash after buying a round of drinks at the bar “yeah I’ll have 15 vodka sodas” was a typical line

Now I’m cold calling ceos all day and eating oatmeal for dinner and posting itt when I didn’t even misc last year

This is good stuff brah - often in adversity we push our limits because we have to
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Originally Posted By notbadnotbrad
Lmfao - this time last year I was at laissez faire doing bumps and making out with 2 girls at once in the washroom because they dragged me in and then proceeding to smash after buying a round of drinks at the bar “yeah I’ll have 15 vodka sodas” was a typical line

Now I’m cold calling ceos all day and eating oatmeal for dinner and posting itt when I didn’t even misc last year

This is good stuff brah - often in adversity we push our limits because we have to
Absolutely - love this new lease on life for you.
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Originally Posted By Anachron
Rich dad poor dad is about 90% longer than it needs to be, would not recommend. At all.
Completely agree. Really just hammer in the concept. Listened to the audiobook in the gym and car didn’t take too long. Opened my eyes to some things (RE) but I’m sure there’s more efficient ways too
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Originally Posted By poundXpound
Seriously, I don't share financial stuff with friends/family. Reaching a milestone, you kinda want to say something, but flexing to family/friends isn't cool and is none of their business, this forum was an outlet for me, nothing more.
Words of wisdom right here.
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get a ****ing lambo *******
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Originally Posted By Rajc
he is so old, his license will get revoked soon jfl

lol @ old money, jfl at him flexing 2m at 62
shut up and fix your farmer's tan
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Originally Posted By Rajc
check location
Imagine not having an in-home tanning bed. On that poverty time brah.

Maybe OP can buy you one for Christmas.
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Interesting thread. Admittedly, I'm just starting to look into this stuff recently since I went to school for over 10 years and was basically a povertycel with a pathetic income. My income is now about to shoot up 20x what I made over the past 10 years and I'm getting myself prepared for that. I live a generally inexpensive and frugal lifestyle, primarily because I never had money, even growing up, so I'm going to have to figure things out now. I'm going to see a financial advisor soon, gonna get a sense of the options out there. If there's one thing that most millennials are completely oblivious about it's how to manage their money. There were no courses or anything like that back in high school.

If I follow in your footsteps, OP, I can see myself having some serious bank by the time I'm 60.

Because of my current abject ignorance, let's contrive a hypothetical scenario. Say I invest 1 million dollars by the time I'm 60, in various ways, 401k and all that, what do you estimate I'd have at 60 if I've invested that much? Give me your best guess. Thanks, and congrats on the retirement and enjoying life!
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Typical insecure misc frauding ITT


OP did things the right way. Hard work and saved, and now can do whatever he wants


Vast majority of people at any age can’t say that. And the vast majority of miscers in this thread at age 62 likely won’t be able to say that either if they don’t get their head out of their ass
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Originally Posted By lightsarefallin
Interesting thread. Admittedly, I'm just starting to look into this stuff recently since I went to school for over 10 years and was basically a povertycel with a pathetic income. My income is now about to shoot up 20x what I made over the past 10 years and I'm getting myself prepared for that. I live a generally inexpensive and frugal lifestyle, primarily because I never had money, even growing up, so I'm going to have to figure things out now. I'm going to see a financial advisor soon, gonna get a sense of the options out there. If there's one thing that most millennials are completely oblivious about it's how to manage their money. There were no courses or anything like that back in high school.

If I follow in your footsteps, OP, I can see myself having some serious bank by the time I'm 60.

Because of my current abject ignorance, let's contrive a hypothetical scenario. Say I invest 1 million dollars by the time I'm 60, in various ways, 401k and all that, what do you estimate I'd have at 60 if I've invested that much? Give me your best guess. Thanks, and congrats on the retirement and enjoying life!
Run different scenarios with this. Helped me a lot and gave me the confidence we could retire early and not worry.
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com/...rlo-simulation
Originally Posted By Comply_or_Die
Gjdm
Thanks.
Originally Posted By meanstringbean
Typical insecure misc frauding ITT


OP did things the right way. Hard work andinvested, and now can do whatever he wants


Vast majority of people at any age can’t say that. And the vast majority of miscers in this thread at age 62 likely won’t be able to say that either if they don’t get their head out of their ass
ftfy
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get a ****ing lambo *******
I bought a Jaguar F-Type.
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Grats brah. Can you start withdrawing that money now or do you have to wait til 65?
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Congrats brah! I dream about this every day srs
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Congrats OP. I'm working on my second million as well.

I gave up on my first.
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Originally Posted By guest89
Good job OP. My goal is 2 million by 54 then retirement at that age.

Its really hard being disciplined and dedicated when 99% of my peers are flexing hard with brand new trucks, 4-wheelers, boats, etc. all the time but I know in the long run it'll be worth it.
I just ran a Monte Carlos simulation with $2MM continued to be invested for 40 years, 50% WVENX and 50% WVIAX. You could safely take $95K per year adjusted for inflation and you'd likely still have $9MM at age 94. The success rate for the simulation was 86%. Financial planners are comfortable with 85% success rate.

Here's a tool I've been using for almost 10 years.

https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com/
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Originally Posted By jakedel
Grats brah. Can you start withdrawing that money now or do you have to wait til 65?
Thanks. You can take distributions without penalty at age 59.5. Distributions are included in your taxable income.
Originally Posted By MetroBrah


Congrats brah! I dream about this every day srs
Thanks. It just takes consistency and discipline. Can't be afraid of market downturns, especially if you're younger.
Originally Posted By xxAchillesxx
Congrats OP. I'm working on my second million as well.

I gave up on my first.
Thanks. If at first you don't succeed.....
A democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. And that's why the USA is a constitutional republic and not a democracy.
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Originally Posted By poundXpound
Run different scenarios with this. Helped me a lot and gave me the confidence we could retire early and not worry.
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com/...rlo-simulation



Thanks.



ftfy



I bought a Jaguar F-Type.
Much appreciated, OP, but unfortunately this is like a foreign language to me lmao. I have a lot to learn.
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Send me a hundred dollars
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Originally Posted By lightsarefallin
Much appreciated, OP, but unfortunately this is like a foreign language to me lmao. I have a lot to learn.
Easy way to start:https://www.calculator.net/investment-calculator.html

And check out Financial independence on Reddit
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Originally Posted By Hmatt330
Easy way to start:https://www.calculator.net/investment-calculator.html

And check out Financial independence on Reddit
cool, thanks a lot.
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Originally Posted By Itouchyou
Congrats. Not bad.
I hit my first mil at 20 but I am out of that game atm
and then u woke up
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