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post 1622537691 11-13-2020, 03:17 PM
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Miscers with children - how long did it take you to conceive?

If you don't mind sharing, what was your approach to conception, how long did it take, and how old are you? Just trying to acquire a bit of info. Thanks!
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post 1622538021 11-13-2020, 03:20 PM
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Originally Posted By WhooTangKlan⏩
Accidently knocked some bish up on a one night stand, ended up getting her pregnant and she wanted to kee it. Im thrre for the kid and we live together but i cheat on her when j go on nights out with my boys. And im sure she does the same

I will leave her when the child is an adult
You sound like a wonderful person.
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post 1622538091 11-13-2020, 03:21 PM
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wife went off b/c a couple months before the wedding, used a jimmy hat during that period. Conceived our daughter sometime during the first 2 weeks of marriage.
post 1622538111 11-13-2020, 03:21 PM
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Stopped using bc

No clue that happened

Continued creampies

Conception shortly thereafter
post 1622538121 11-13-2020, 03:21 PM
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She claims 1 minute but I say it was more like 10-15
post 1622538161 11-13-2020, 03:21 PM
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Originally Posted By WhooTangKlan⏩
Accidently knocked some bish up on a one night stand, ended up getting her pregnant and she wanted to kee it. Im thrre for the kid and we live together but i cheat on her when j go on nights out with my boys. And im sure she does the same

I will leave her when the child is an adult
T529 dat you?
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post 1622538381 11-13-2020, 03:23 PM
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Originally Posted By DKM89⏩
T529 dat you?
lmao. definitely his alt.
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post 1622538401 11-13-2020, 03:23 PM
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One weekend when we stayed at cabin with some friends we got drunk and they were sleeping in the same room as us so I didn't pull out either night. Was the first time not pulling out and she wound up pregnant. True story
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post 1622538511 11-13-2020, 03:24 PM
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Couple times with a rando from tinder.


My fukin luck


Baby is healthy though.
Originally Posted By WhooTangKlan⏩
Accidently knocked some bish up on a one night stand, ended up getting her pregnant and she wanted to kee it. Im thrre for the kid and we live together but i cheat on her when j go on nights out with my boys. And im sure she does the same

I will leave her when the child is an adult
Stop cheating thats a threat to the safety of the family unit. Srs.
post 1622538641 11-13-2020, 03:25 PM
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Originally Posted By TBO1313⏩
One weekend when we stayed at cabin with some friends we got drunk and they were sleeping in the same room as us so I didn't pull out either night. Was the first time not pulling out and she wound up pregnant. True story
Damn, that was quick.
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post 1622538721 11-13-2020, 03:26 PM
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First time, within weeks of getting off BC, but we lost that one. Second time took a couple of months. Happy and healthy. Late 20s.
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Originally Posted By lightsarefallin⏩
Damn, that was quick.
We really weren't even trying yet but I'm glad it happened. Apparently my boys are Michael Phelps level swimmers
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post 1622539201 11-13-2020, 03:32 PM
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post 1622539431 11-13-2020, 03:35 PM
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Has anyone had any experience with conception after removing an IUD, in terms of timelines, etc?
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*Fat shame my cat on a daily basis crew*
post 1622539451 11-13-2020, 03:35 PM
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Banged about 100 chicks using the pullout method most times, never got a chicken pregnant
at 32, decided to have a kid with my mrs. first time i jizzed in her she got pregnant. she had an app on her phone to tell her when she was ovulating
post 1622539531 11-13-2020, 03:35 PM
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Me and my girl always used a condom. Got deployed for a year, and she got pregnant while on deployment. Figured the condom must've broke one of the times before I left.

Was unexpected but we always knew we wanted kids.
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Originally Posted By Hoop_Dreams⏩
Me and my girl always used a condom. Got deployed for a year, and she got pregnant while on deployment. Figured the condom must've broke one of the times before I left.

Was unexpected but we always knew we wanted kids.
Lol strong troll
post 1622540091 11-13-2020, 03:41 PM
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I donno we weren't trying, was right before I deployed then 10 months later she was born.



Just no kids yet crew
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post 1622540271 11-13-2020, 03:43 PM
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1st kid took 22 months to conceive, 2nd took 5 years.

I was 29 and 37 at each conception, wife was 28 and 36 (pregnant with 2nd now).


Method was to hump wife until pregnant.
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post 1622540601 11-13-2020, 03:47 PM
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Originally Posted By lightsarefallin⏩
Has anyone had any experience with conception after removing an IUD, in terms of timelines, etc?
No experience but heard it can be troublesome for up to about a year.

About half the time its because of the man. Might want to check up on it if you've been on tech of any kind, and get on to even out whatever is needed. Also plenty of stuff you could do to improve your situation (avoid heat/excess warmth on groin, even hot showers, improve diet, etc)
post 1622540711 11-13-2020, 03:49 PM
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My wife was on the pill for years. She got off and a few weeks later she got knocked up.

It might take awhile for a woman’s body to go back to normal after years of BC. In the mean time, keep busting nuts
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post 1622541511 11-13-2020, 03:57 PM
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Informative so far, thanks brahs. Seems like it can happen fairly quickly.
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post 1622541641 11-13-2020, 03:58 PM
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Originally Posted By lightsarefallin⏩
If you don't mind sharing, what was your approach to conception, how long did it take, and how old are you? Just trying to acquire a bit of info. Thanks!
Took 1 month. Took her older sister like 3 years.
post 1622542501 11-13-2020, 04:05 PM
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Originally Posted By cadetduke⏩
Took 1 month.Took her older sister like 3 years.
Do you happen to know what took so long?
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post 1622543041 11-13-2020, 04:11 PM
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First one was an oops, she was on the pill so I didn’t pull out. 4m into the marriage.

Second was planned, took maybe a month.
I probably banged your mom.

Eat the whole animal like a real man.
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Originally Posted By lightsarefallin⏩
Do you happen to know what took so long?
Probably her being like 450 lbs and having an abortion in the past. She would get trained by guys in east st louis. srs
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As soon as I didn't pull out. Was 7 years strong at that point.

Boy was strong too, cuz he had to swim through spermicide to get there.
Originally Posted By lightsarefallin⏩
Has anyone had any experience with conception after removing an IUD, in terms of timelines, etc?
Nope. That bitch is still jammed way up in there.
I'm back, bitches!
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