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11-17-2020, 09:16 AM
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Phil Murphy’s holiday gathering commands include no hugging, singing, or loud music
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https://savejersey.com/2020/11/new-j...ng-loud-music/
TRENTON, N.J. – If you’re anticipating a boring guest list for Thanksgiving and Christmas this year, Save Jerseyans? You’ll probably be compliant with Governor Phil Murphy’s list of “don’ts” which he says will keep you safe from COVID-19 (the Administration started pushing it on Monday). Congratulations!
By the way: it’s a very interesting list…
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Limit your gathering to 10 guests
Impose a 14-day quarantine ahead of dinner between anyone who doesn’t reside in the same household
Enforce 6 feet of distance between people who don’t live together at the actual event
No handshakes
No hugs
No direct contact
Outdoors > indoors
Encourage hand-washing
Masks! Of course. Whenever you’re not eating or drinking.
Provide extra masks, hand sanitizer, etc., for your guests.
Use disposable towles and eating utensils/plates
NO SHOUTING, SINGING, OR LOUD MUSIC.
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Tha’s a real list, folks!
And no, Phil Murphy isn’t the pastor from Foot Loose.
Long-time readers may remember my satirical “10 Rules for Accommodating Liberal Relatives” post which we re-post every year around Thanksgiving. It’s feeling less and less like a joke with every passing year.
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https://savejersey.com/2020/11/new-j...ng-loud-music/
TRENTON, N.J. – If you’re anticipating a boring guest list for Thanksgiving and Christmas this year, Save Jerseyans? You’ll probably be compliant with Governor Phil Murphy’s list of “don’ts” which he says will keep you safe from COVID-19 (the Administration started pushing it on Monday). Congratulations!
By the way: it’s a very interesting list…
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Limit your gathering to 10 guests
Impose a 14-day quarantine ahead of dinner between anyone who doesn’t reside in the same household
Enforce 6 feet of distance between people who don’t live together at the actual event
No handshakes
No hugs
No direct contact
Outdoors > indoors
Encourage hand-washing
Masks! Of course. Whenever you’re not eating or drinking.
Provide extra masks, hand sanitizer, etc., for your guests.
Use disposable towles and eating utensils/plates
NO SHOUTING, SINGING, OR LOUD MUSIC.
–
Tha’s a real list, folks!
And no, Phil Murphy isn’t the pastor from Foot Loose.
Long-time readers may remember my satirical “10 Rules for Accommodating Liberal Relatives” post which we re-post every year around Thanksgiving. It’s feeling less and less like a joke with every passing year.
11-17-2020, 09:17 AM
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They cant enforce chit brah
Just say its a Biden celebration
Just say its a Biden celebration
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11-17-2020, 09:17 AM
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it's almost like he has never met someone from Jersey
11-17-2020, 09:22 AM
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11-17-2020, 09:23 AM
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11-17-2020, 09:26 AM
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worst governor around.
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11-17-2020, 09:27 AM
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Lol @ no loud music... how is that related to covid?
11-17-2020, 09:28 AM
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Originally Posted By Cheeky*******⏩
it makes people happy?Lol @ no loud music... how is that related to covid?
or it is a cheeky way of saying, we know you are still going to do it, don't make it so obvious or your neighbors will report you and they don't want to have to send the cops out
11-17-2020, 09:32 AM
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right leaning njers its time to leave this chithole
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11-17-2020, 09:40 AM
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My secret? Texting between sets.
11-17-2020, 09:41 AM
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music are pressure waves in the air
loudness is the amplitude of the waves, or an increase of energy
this moves the air all around.
loud music will spread covid all around your house and is dangerous. keep your music down and wear your mask.
loudness is the amplitude of the waves, or an increase of energy
this moves the air all around.
loud music will spread covid all around your house and is dangerous. keep your music down and wear your mask.
11-17-2020, 09:43 AM
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they won't and actually can't enforce almost any of that though correct?
are they actual "orders" where you can get fined for breaking them or just guidelines?
are they actual "orders" where you can get fined for breaking them or just guidelines?
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