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post 1623412081 11-22-2020, 07:30 PM
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Just Lol at Female Dating Profiles

“I’m a dog mom”
“I’m just as comfortable in a black dress as I am in a jeans and t”
“I have ___ stamps in my passport and am always looking for more”
“My friends and family are the most important things in my life”
“No ‘Trumpers’”

What are the three things you cannot live without?
“Netflix”
“My iphone”
“My passport”

Two Truths and a lie?
“I had dinner with Obama”
“I have a dog”
“I like to ski”
post 1623412321 11-22-2020, 07:32 PM
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lol at reading the biography
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post 1623413191 11-22-2020, 07:41 PM
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lol at thinking guys are any better. Hence seeing men here cry about how online dating doesnt work, 80/20 rule, etc.
post 1623413661 11-22-2020, 07:45 PM
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There are biographies?
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post 1623413791 11-22-2020, 07:46 PM
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what an interesting woman
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post 1623413801 11-22-2020, 07:47 PM
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lol at being on there and not being a Chad
post 1623413881 11-22-2020, 07:47 PM
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you forgot the venmo links
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post 1623413941 11-22-2020, 07:48 PM
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post 1623414001 11-22-2020, 07:48 PM
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very few woman are actually interesting their entire life is about getting dick downed and attention whoring
post 1623414301 11-22-2020, 07:50 PM
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Love traveling been to 20+and countries and hiking
post 1623414441 11-22-2020, 07:51 PM
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I'm just a Pam looking for her Jim
post 1623414551 11-22-2020, 07:51 PM
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Originally Posted By WalrusOverlord⏩
Love traveling been to 20+and countries and hiking
“Hiking” = walking around on the local park trails.

Fukn lol
Originally Posted By ErnieMccracken⏩
I'm just a Pam looking for her Jim
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post 1623414671 11-22-2020, 07:53 PM
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I think most online apps are just A.I bots. They're all generic and can't have a complex conversation.
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post 1623414871 11-22-2020, 07:54 PM
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post 1623414901 11-22-2020, 07:54 PM
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Originally Posted By 20Mavs11⏩
I think most online apps are just A.I bots. They're all generic and can't have a complex conversation.
The sad part is that most actually aren’t.
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post 1623415031 11-22-2020, 07:56 PM
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My love language is:

“Physical touch”

All I want is:

“Honesty”
We’re all gonna make it.
post 1623415181 11-22-2020, 07:57 PM
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Originally Posted By dizzin9⏩
My love language is:

“Physical touch”
You forgot “And words of affirmation”. Makes me cringe every time.
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post 1623415551 11-22-2020, 08:01 PM
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worse and worse
just as i feared
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post 1623415751 11-22-2020, 08:03 PM
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Originally Posted By Nicklol⏩
worse and worse
just as i feared
Tinder is a complete cess pool. Fatties and nut jobs with colored hair screeching trendy buzzwords from TV.
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post 1623416021 11-22-2020, 08:07 PM
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"I have tatoos and am planning on getting more"

"I love long walks on the beach"

"I'm looking for a REAL man"

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post 1623416401 11-22-2020, 08:11 PM
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Standards are so much higher on apps.

If you have lots of fat chicks only swipe right on you you’re probably a good looking guy srs.

There’s a huge decrease in quality of the average woman who swipes right on you and the average woman who hits on you irl. Unless you’re giga Chad just talk to girls irl.
post 1623416451 11-22-2020, 08:11 PM
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Originally Posted By 8pieces⏩
very few woman are actually interesting their entire life is about getting dick downed and attention whoring
Sounds like a pro put some game on you.
post 1623416571 11-22-2020, 08:13 PM
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Do women even have to type a profile, or are they randomly generated for them from a small pool of options?
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post 1623417891 11-22-2020, 08:31 PM
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And just lol and the guys that tell other guys to improve their personality to become more interesting and appealing.
post 1623418451 11-22-2020, 08:37 PM
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You have to be legitimately retarded to look for a date online
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post 1623418551 11-22-2020, 08:38 PM
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Originally Posted By blissful88⏩
You have to be legitimately retarded to look for a date online
Found the uggo



srs online dating is ****ing great. But have to be attractive yourself
post 1623418651 11-22-2020, 08:39 PM
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Toilet clogging frequency expressed as a percent of bathroom visits should be a required field

I mean what’s more important to know about one of these chocolate hose pushing slam pigs
post 1623419011 11-22-2020, 08:44 PM
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“Done with the games. I need a REAL man to step up for me and my son.”

“I drive and expect you too as well”

“Yes...the last pic is my kids”

“Not here for the games. Looking for Mr. right not one night”

“If you’re here to hookup just swipe right”

“I’m not that kinda girl”
post 1623419981 11-22-2020, 08:56 PM
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Originally Posted By meanstringbean⏩
Found the uggo



srs online dating is ****ing great. But have to be attractive yourself
I'm ugly because I'm not socially retarded and easily pick up women in real life?

Strong logic



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post 1623420291 11-22-2020, 09:00 PM
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Originally Posted By Arinam⏩
“Done with the games. I need a REAL man to step up for me and my son.”

“I drive and expect you too as well”

“Yes...the last pic is my kids”

“Not here for the games. Looking for Mr. right not one night”

“If you’re here to hookup just swipe right”

“I’m not that kinda girl”
Forgot all of these.

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