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Thread: ATTN TRADIES: New Monster Ultra Watermelon πŸ‰ Zero is now available

post 1623464661 11-23-2020, 10:56 AM
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ATTN TRADIES: New Monster Ultra Watermelon πŸ‰ Zero is now available

And it’s delicious! 9/10 former and current gas station cashier tradies recommend it

Can: 9/10 aesthetic af and extremely festive with a red and green theme

Taste: 8/10 it’s not my favorite but very good and would mix very well with rum for those long drive home homes in your rented truck and a nice change from the Busch Lights we all usually crush while driving home from the job site

Energy: 8.5/10 at 150 mg caffeine it’s 10 more than all the other ultras

Well done Monster, still fueling our tradesmen and military after all these years.
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post 1623465991 11-23-2020, 11:10 AM
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Excellent review OP! We miscers once again appreciate the insight that a recovering tradie gives us to the tradie lyfestyle.
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post 1623466081 11-23-2020, 11:11 AM
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1) people in military drink cans of "rip it"

2) It does not taste like any watermelon I have ever had.
post 1623466241 11-23-2020, 11:13 AM
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Can confirm. Had it a few weeks ago. It's legit.
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post 1623466301 11-23-2020, 11:14 AM
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Will get one today along with some scratchers, srs.



Thx op repped
I loe e.
post 1623466531 11-23-2020, 11:16 AM
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My tradie buddy told me about this last week and said it was the best one easily.
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post 1623466731 11-23-2020, 11:19 AM
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Also of note: the can was upgraded to a new highly insulative aluminum alloy. I can now drink it in the dead of winter when I’m up on the utility pole without worrying about my frostbitten fingers gangrening. Super helpful after yet another 18-hour shift.
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post 1623466831 11-23-2020, 11:20 AM
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It's gross as ****, could hardly finish it and considered throwing it out, but didn't want to anger the tradie gods.
post 1623467471 11-23-2020, 11:29 AM
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Originally Posted By Caeculus⏩
1) people in military drink cans of "rip it"

2) It does not taste like any watermelon I have ever had.
Lol at thinking everyone in military is on a fob. Only the grunts drank that swill
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post 1623467571 11-23-2020, 11:30 AM
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Imagine not being clever enough to come up with your own schtick and having to coattail ride on someone elses.

You hate to see it
Thanks for your input, you frauding fat slampig-Sirfapsalot '20

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post 1623467601 11-23-2020, 11:30 AM
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Originally Posted By PastorGaines⏩
Also of note: the can was upgraded to a new highly insulative aluminum alloy. I can now drink it in the dead of winter when I’m up on the utility pole without worrying about my frostbitten fingers gangrening. Super helpful after yet another 18-hour shift.
The good folks at Monster heard your pleas and answered!
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post 1623467841 11-23-2020, 11:34 AM
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Originally Posted By OntheClockNE⏩
My tradie buddy told me about this last week and said it was the best one easily.
Nah, the new best energy drink is REIGN RED DRAGON.

coming from a white monster drinker, srs.
post 1623467871 11-23-2020, 11:35 AM
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who was calories
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post 1623467961 11-23-2020, 11:36 AM
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How in the fuk did it take so long for them to come out with watermelon? That's the GOAT of basic fruit flavors.
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post 1623468301 11-23-2020, 11:39 AM
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Originally Posted By ChrisLS8⏩
Imagine not being clever enough to come up with your own schtick and having to coattail ride on someone elses.

You hate to see it
What’s a matter little fella, haven’t had your morning nicotine and gas station coffee yet?
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post 1623468361 11-23-2020, 11:40 AM
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but will it mix well with the cheapest vodka you can find?
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post 1623468371 11-23-2020, 11:40 AM
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Originally Posted By Ken-O⏩
who was calories
10! Ten whole calories of awesomeness!!
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post 1623468611 11-23-2020, 11:43 AM
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Originally Posted By HYDRAE⏩
but will it mix well with the cheapest vodka you can find?
I’m sure it will mix with your Popovs just fine
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post 1623468941 11-23-2020, 11:47 AM
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Originally Posted By SixSet⏩
where are the ****ing pics?


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Originally Posted By TheCore84⏩
10! Ten whole calories of awesomeness!!
damn thats a game changer
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post 1623470001 11-23-2020, 11:57 AM
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Originally Posted By rgnx⏩
Nah, the new best energy drink is REIGN RED DRAGON.

coming from a white monster drinker, srs.
Intredasting.πŸ€” Orange creamsicle Reign is pretty good. Will have to try
Not in the AM
post 1623470061 11-23-2020, 11:58 AM
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I finally figured out that the tradie/monster connection is due to them waking up at 5 am for work
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Any new scratch tickets to go alongside it??!
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post 1623470471 11-23-2020, 12:02 PM
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Just lol at drinking Monster.If I was a tradie I'd rather drink some Burn.

Red Bull and nothing else.
post 1623472021 11-23-2020, 12:19 PM
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Only uncultured swine drink anything other than water
post 1623472771 11-23-2020, 12:27 PM
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post 1623473391 11-23-2020, 12:35 PM
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Originally Posted By Ken-O⏩
damn thats a game changer
Not sheriff srs? Low/no cal tradie fuels are not a recent development...
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post 1623474681 11-23-2020, 12:49 PM
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Originally Posted By MustardTiger17⏩
Intredasting.πŸ€” Orange creamsicle Reign is pretty good. Will have to try
Can confirm that one is tasty af
Originally Posted By anonkunbrah⏩
I finally figured out that the tradie/monster connection is due to them waking up at 5 am for work
Gas station tradie who used to get up at 3 am
Originally Posted By waias15⏩
Any new scratch tickets to go alongside it??!
Nah just the usual
Originally Posted By CityJaeger⏩
Just lol at drinking Monster.If I was a tradie I'd rather drink some Burn.

Red Bull and nothing else.
Just lol at res bull. Imagine paying more for less.
Originally Posted By OffwhiteBrah⏩
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Productivity is off the charts though.
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post 1623477711 11-23-2020, 01:21 PM
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People really drink Monsters on the regular? Fuk me. Not sure its a good idea tbh... Good for a friday afternoon after work tho.
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