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post 1623545851 11-24-2020, 07:09 AM
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rate my fkn breakfast plebs

Sorry for the cocky title bro’s it’s just so easy to act arrogant when you have a big ass plate of donuts and a coffee from the greasy ass donut shop down the steet (ded fkn Srs)


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post 1623545931 11-24-2020, 07:10 AM
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Those are some poverty ass looking doughnuts.
post 1623545961 11-24-2020, 07:10 AM
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Speedway has better looking doughnuts
post 1623546081 11-24-2020, 07:13 AM
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You should become aroused and try to fit them all on your dink (ded fkn srs)
post 1623546191 11-24-2020, 07:14 AM
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Gotta get the donuts filled with jelly/jam next time

OP, do you know the difference between jelly and jam?
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post 1623546221 11-24-2020, 07:15 AM
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https://vocaroo.com/1fTMxHlqxpOy
*Look at reflection in car window and flex every time crew*
*Use half the roll to wipe after a poo crew*
*Fart in the gym and blame rotten smell on faulty ventilation crew*
*Fart at home and blame it on the dog crew*
*Watch neutron-star density poop mock me as water flushes around it and it stays put crew*
*Drive 2 minutes in the summer and back of shirt gets completely wet crew*
*Coffee black as midnight on a moonless night crew*
*Fat shame my cat on a daily basis crew*
post 1623546231 11-24-2020, 07:15 AM
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breakfastofkarens/10
post 1623546401 11-24-2020, 07:18 AM
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Homer himself would be proud
post 1623546521 11-24-2020, 07:19 AM
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No casey's long johns where you live?
post 1623546551 11-24-2020, 07:19 AM
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mirin, I too have been eating like a human garbage disposal
post 1623546911 11-24-2020, 07:24 AM
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Originally Posted By OliverHeldens⏩
Those are some poverty ass looking doughnuts.
m8 i will fkn wreck u (ded fkn Srs)
Originally Posted By GooBaaa⏩
Speedway has better looking doughnuts
don't be insecure brah
Originally Posted By PenorBrahNoHomo⏩
You should become aroused and try to fit them all on your dink (ded fkn srs)
might do this and post it on LinkedIn (ded fkn Srs)
Originally Posted By Briisk⏩
Gotta get the donuts filled with jelly/jam next time

OP, do you know the difference between jelly and jam?
i actually don't know the difference; but either way i hate any jelly filled donuts
Originally Posted By lightsarefallin⏩
https://vocaroo.com/1fTMxHlqxpOy
lolllllll yess
Originally Posted By nothingshocking⏩
breakfastofkarens/10
breakfastofkings/10
Originally Posted By xlncx⏩
Homer himself would be proud
I'm a simple man
Originally Posted By Caeculus⏩
No casey's long johns where you live?
I live in CT brah
Originally Posted By TypeNirvash⏩
mirin, I too have been eating like a human garbage disposal
dude it's a huge flaw of mine; if im not working out, i eat like absolute dog crap. i haven't worked out in like ~6 days and have been eating like an 8 year old non-stop (ded fkn Srs)
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~nothing is permanent so just enjoy the ride crew~
~2.5 inch dink crew~
~Forgive yourself crew~
~Accused of incest by extended family crew~
~It's up to you to fix your life crew~
~deep, sustained sexual eye contact with your own nephew crew~
post 1623547081 11-24-2020, 07:26 AM
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That many carbs for breakfast..........you building a fence in the field or something today?

Fuk it I guess.....its the gauntlet of the holidays, you can work it off in January.
post 1623547251 11-24-2020, 07:28 AM
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Didn’t you say you were on keto
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post 1623547331 11-24-2020, 07:29 AM
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Originally Posted By Nonsense916⏩
Didn’t you say you were on keto
the last 6 days have been a ****-show brah




donuts, pizza, mcdonalds, more pizza



when i stop going to the gym for a few days i fold like a cheap hooker




having salad for lunch and dinner and getting back in the gym bc my new tattoo is finally healed enough
~focus on what you can control crew~
~flaccid cummer crew~
~you are who you surround yourself with crew~
~mum was an escort crew~
~nothing is permanent so just enjoy the ride crew~
~2.5 inch dink crew~
~Forgive yourself crew~
~Accused of incest by extended family crew~
~It's up to you to fix your life crew~
~deep, sustained sexual eye contact with your own nephew crew~
post 1623547381 11-24-2020, 07:29 AM
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better be doing some cardio today phgt
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post 1623547541 11-24-2020, 07:32 AM
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Originally Posted By RealLifeAlpha⏩
i actually don't know the difference; but either way i hate any jelly filled donuts
The difference is I can’t jelly my cawk down your throat... no homo
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post 1623547571 11-24-2020, 07:32 AM
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Originally Posted By Procta⏩
better be doing some cardio today phgt
i am (ded fkn Srs)
Originally Posted By Rajc⏩
sorry OP i dont have any change with me
m8 this breakfast is practically exalted, we both know this
Originally Posted By Briisk⏩
The difference is I can’t jelly my cawk down your throat... no homo
ahh ok, no homo brah
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~flaccid cummer crew~
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~nothing is permanent so just enjoy the ride crew~
~2.5 inch dink crew~
~Forgive yourself crew~
~Accused of incest by extended family crew~
~It's up to you to fix your life crew~
~deep, sustained sexual eye contact with your own nephew crew~
post 1623547581 11-24-2020, 07:33 AM
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Are you the type of degenerate that looks back and scrapes off the frosting that wiped on the inside of the bag?
post 1623547681 11-24-2020, 07:35 AM
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Originally Posted By RealLifeAlpha⏩
the last 6 days have been a ****-show brah




donuts, pizza, mcdonalds, more pizza



when i stop going to the gym for a few days i fold like a cheap hooker




having salad for lunch and dinner and getting back in the gym bc my new tattoo is finally healed enough
Tours over
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post 1623548091 11-24-2020, 07:42 AM
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Originally Posted By lightsarefallin⏩
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LMFAO, on spread bro but will shower you with greens when I'm off
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post 1623548131 11-24-2020, 07:43 AM
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Originally Posted By PenorBrahNoHomo⏩
You should become aroused and try to fit them all on your dink (ded fkn srs)
Don't forget to microwave them for 30 seconds first!
Hi
post 1623548191 11-24-2020, 07:44 AM
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Originally Posted By JJMacD⏩
LMFAO, on spread bro but will shower you with greens when I'm off
hehehehehh
*Look at reflection in car window and flex every time crew*
*Use half the roll to wipe after a poo crew*
*Fart in the gym and blame rotten smell on faulty ventilation crew*
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*Watch neutron-star density poop mock me as water flushes around it and it stays put crew*
*Drive 2 minutes in the summer and back of shirt gets completely wet crew*
*Coffee black as midnight on a moonless night crew*
*Fat shame my cat on a daily basis crew*
post 1623549551 11-24-2020, 08:05 AM
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Originally Posted By CougarP01⏩
Don't forget to microwave them for 30 seconds first!


1:03 das it mane
post 1623550301 11-24-2020, 08:17 AM
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You have three and not one is a chocolate old fashioned? The best donut of all time.
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post 1623550341 11-24-2020, 08:17 AM
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Looks like a hangover breakfast
post 1623550901 11-24-2020, 08:24 AM
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Bruh, did those come from a gas station display case? Looking absolutely horrific. Where is the Monster, scratchers, and Grizzly Wintergreen? No way in fukk you aren't a tradie. Reveal yourself!
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post 1623552471 11-24-2020, 08:44 AM
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Originally Posted By RealLifeAlpha⏩
when i stop going to the gym for a few days i fold like a cheap hooker
Yep, if I start slipping in one area (alcohol, fapping to porn, slacking on going to the gym, eating like garbage) - it seems to have a domino effect.

At any rate - those look like trash. If you're going to eat donuts, at least get some good ones.
post 1623552551 11-24-2020, 08:45 AM
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Op on that bulking time. In4 pics of bloated belly and back acne.
I probably banged your mom.

Eat the whole animal like a real man.
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