Rate these two escorts I smashed last month (pics)

12-03-2020, 01:57 PM

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Rate these two escorts I smashed last month (pics)

First girl: shes from Panama but was touring in the UK so arranged a meet. wasn't that bad of a shag but not great either, pretty much looked the same as pics and paid £110/$150 for 30 mins but was only there for 20 mins tbh. She gave good head and sucked my balls but the sex wasn't anything to write home about. She let me bust in her mouth too but she didn't swallow or take all my cum. Probably wouldn't return unless I need a really quick pump and dump.

Second girl: Had an amazing time srs, looked better IRL and paid £100/$130 for 30 mins but was in there for atleast 45 mins. Didn't even feel like I was with an escort, lots of kissing, fuked in several different positions and she had one of the nicest bubble butts I ever seen, I didn't even hesitate to burry my face in it and lick her butt hole and pussy. She gave me great head with good technique and plenty of ball sucking. Seeing dat ass in doggy was an amazing sight, she pretty much worshipped my dink and balls and I nutted a huge load all over her ass. The only con is she wouldn't let me bust in her mouth or on her face but apart from that perfect it was a great experience.

Now of course I know these women don't give a fuk about me and only want my money, but there attitude determines whether the whoremax was worth it and whether I'd see them again or not.

Yes I wore a condom during smashing as 99% escorts make you wear one, but I got a bareback blowjob with cum in mouth so it's not that bad tbh.

First escort I seen 3 weeks ago:

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Second escort I seen last week:

[img]https://i.ibb.co/hHLSKpr/20201203-204546.jpg[/img][/url]

[img]https://i.ibb.co/Wx1L1hg/20201203-204526.jpg[/img][/url]

12-03-2020, 01:58 PM

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12-03-2020, 02:01 PM

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this is why onlyfans subs are so funny, mirin' price point and dat action brah

12-03-2020, 02:02 PM

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12-03-2020, 02:02 PM

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12-03-2020, 02:03 PM

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Some sloots do it for money. Others do it because they love getting paid to be sloots.

12-03-2020, 02:05 PM

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Lol someone do the long-term price comparison between owning and renting like with all those homeowner threads

Be sure to factor in contingent liabilities like losing half your stuff

12-03-2020, 02:06 PM

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Originally Posted By Vascularmanlet⏩

I didn't even hesitate to burry my face in it and lick her butt hole and pussy.

12-03-2020, 02:08 PM

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12-03-2020, 02:10 PM

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I’m 100% sure the first one has a peepee.

I’m about 85% sure the second one has one as well.

Did you suck it op?

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12-03-2020, 02:12 PM

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Mirin number 2.

12-03-2020, 02:14 PM

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Originally Posted By yokecel⏩

Some sloots do it for money. Others do it because they love getting paid to be sloots.

This SRS. But Id rather the former with hnnggg 20 yr old glow then the latter with postwall 27 yr old prettiness.

12-03-2020, 02:16 PM

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1st one post -OP tranny / 10

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12-03-2020, 02:18 PM

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Originally Posted By ChriisGayle⏩

This SRS. But Id rather the former with hnnggg 20 yr old glow then the latter with postwall 27 yr old prettiness.

The first escort is 28, second one is 22 lol.

12-03-2020, 02:19 PM

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12-03-2020, 02:20 PM

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[QUOTE=Vascularmanlet post_id=1624398181]First girl: shes from Panama but was touring in the UK so arranged a meet. wasn't that bad of a shag but not great either, pretty much looked the same as pics and paid £110/$150 for 30 mins but was only there for 20 mins tbh. She gave good head and sucked my balls but the sex wasn't anything to write home about. She let me bust in her mouth too but she didn't swallow or take all my cum. Probably wouldn't return unless I need a really quick pump and dump.

Second girl: Had an amazing time srs, looked better IRL and paid £100/$130 for 30 mins but was in there for atleast 45 mins. Didn't even feel like I was with an escort, lots of kissing, fuked in several different positions and she had one of the nicest bubble butts I ever seen, I didn't even hesitate to burry my face in it and lick her butt hole and pussy. She gave me great head with good technique and plenty of ball sucking. Seeing dat ass in doggy was an amazing sight, pretty much worshipped my dink and balls and I nutted a huge load all over her ass. The only con is she wouldn't let me bust in her mouth or on her face but apart from that perfect it was a great experience.

Now of course I know these women don't give a fuk about me and only want my money, but there attitude determines whether the whoremax was worth it and whether I'd see them again or not.

Yes I wore a condom during smashing as 99% escorts make you wear one, but I got a bareback blowjob with cum in mouth so it's not that bad tbh.

First escort I seen 3 weeks ago:

[img]https://i.ibb.co/g7BGBmf/20201203-204446.jpg[/img][/url]

[img]https://i.ibb.co/Jxqtr0k/20201203-204458.jpg[/img][/url]

Second escort I seen last week:

[img]https://i.ibb.co/hHLSKpr/20201203-204546.jpg[/img][/url]

[img]https://i.ibb.co/Wx1L1hg/20201203-204526.jpg[/img][/url][/QUOTE]Have fun with your herpes goals of 2020

Lol at paying for sex

12-03-2020, 02:23 PM

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Originally Posted By Vascularmanlet⏩

The first escort is 28
Second one is 22 lol.

Noice. I try to smash only 18-22 yr olds. Glow, petite, LTC. Don’t care if she’s awkward, I usually get them to open up a lil. Sometimes they’re chill af tho.

Only thing is they last 1-2 years and then disappear. Only the sex addicts and the drug addicts stay sex workers for years.

12-03-2020, 02:24 PM

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12-03-2020, 02:25 PM

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Originally Posted By zhengterry⏩

this is why onlyfans subs are so funny, mirin' price point and dat action brah

Yeah would never be an onlyfans simp, brb paying to fap to a girls nudes you'll never meet.

Atleast with legit whoremaxximg you're actually banging them IRL.

12-03-2020, 02:25 PM

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Originally Posted By r32gojirra⏩

Lol someone do the long-term price comparison between owning and renting like with all those homeowner threads

Be sure to factor in contingent liabilities like losing half your stuff

Marriagecel (owning)
-You make $100k/year
-After-tax you keep $70k and are reasonably disciplined and are able to invest $40k/yr including the equity you build in your home
-Married for 20 years and divorce - assume sex 2x per week for 20 years (not likely from what I have heard)
-After 20 years $40k invested and compounded annually @ 8% interest = $1,830,479
-Amicable divorce you split half ignore her income/assets since you are as conservative family values guy she stayed at home with kids "keeping up the home"
-You give 50% of $1.8M = $915,240 ---> to your now ex wife
-Sexxors 2x/week for 20 years = 2,080 sessions
-$915,240/2,020 =$440.02/session
Spoiler!

If you have sex like many couples 1x/month for 20 years it equals $3,813.50/sessionbrutal.

Whoremaxxx (renting)
-In OP's case let's assume same income and savings variables as above
-Sexxors 2x/week for 20 years = 2,080 sessions
-Avg. between 2 girls above$140 per session
-2,080 sessions * $140 = $291,200

--- In Conclusion ---
The cost differential between "owning" vs. renting is $624,040 assuming 8% returns

As the old adage recommends:"If it floats, flies or fukks it's cheaper to rent than to own."

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12-03-2020, 02:26 PM

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12-03-2020, 02:39 PM

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op, a word of caution

be careful with hookers that need some sort of visa immigration in the UK

a lot of the times, especially asian ones, can be brought in as girls that are solicited for prostitution

prostitution is legal in the UK but managing a brothel is not and if the girl is taken in as a victim of sex trafficing you can be liable despite NOT knowing

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12-03-2020, 02:48 PM

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Originally Posted By atgbrahsrs⏩

op, a word of caution

be careful with hookers that need some sort of visa immigration in the UK

a lot of the times, especially asian ones, can be brought in as girls that are solicited for prostitution

prostitution is legal in the UK but managing a brothel is not and if the girl is taken in as a victim of sex trafficing you can be liable despite NOT knowing

I highly doubt any of the escorts I've been with have been trafficked. you can usually tell by the type of vibes they give off, type of apartment etc but yeah I haven't really seen any Asian escorts or Romanian ones as those tend to be the dodgy as fuk.

I stick to South Americans or British ones like the 2nd girl I posted is a Geordie from Newcastle lol.

But yeah obviously if I had the slightest indication they were trafficked I'd walk out.

12-03-2020, 03:18 PM

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12-03-2020, 03:19 PM

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Those girls are definitely worth the money. Good job OP. I'd definitely pay that much for either one.

12-03-2020, 03:33 PM

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op is carefully replying to certain replies at the moment. very clever. it's ok op, join the crew. we aren't leftists.

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