I can get laid for 'free' easily if I lower my standards.

I just hate all the effort and bullchit that comes with modern dating, sometimes I don't want to spend weeks jestermaxxing just to smash a 5-6/10 whos probably not that good in bed when I can smash hot escorts within 20-30 mins just by making a simple text/call.

Lol alot of escorts tend to have a specific 'look'.

I know they're not really trannies, they look alot more feminine IRL and don't have manly voices which would be a dead giveaway of being a man.

This is how I imagined a manlets life would be.

A lot of cope ITT

Keep whoremaxxing OP srs

Nothing against escorts or any other form of money saving but those two are not my type, wouldnt do them for free either.

Lol at licking a tranny hookers butthole 🤣🤣 just lol at desperate op

Lol at negs, I enjoyed myself so couldn't give a fuk of what you and rest of the anti whoremaxx soy boys think.

It's just disposable income to me as I can easily afford it so I'll lick as many buttholes as I want. won't lose any sleep over it.

Good job, OP. When you step into a whore's apartment, it's like stepping through a portal that teleports you to the land of Androcentrica.

I absolutely fookin loved it in my golden years. A young (18-23) hot whore that you've never seen before opens the door for you at high noon and the first thing you do is grab her by the tits or pussy or ass. 100% sober. No questions asked. And why wouldn't you? That should be THE ONLY natural healthy reaction of a man to half-naked hot cunny in his direct vicinity. As opposed to talking to it or pretending to completely ignore it because our balls have been hacked off by this gynocentric society.

valid

and if you are the alpha male in a room you automatically would get to grab any pussy you wanted and they would fight over you

How big were their cocks?

Das it boyo nothing beats the buzz of going to a hookers apartment, walking up them stairs then knocking door all while your heart is racing due to the sheer excitement and adrenaline rush of know you're about to bang a really hot women.

Its what makes whoremaxximg so addicting srs.

They look weird from the face tbh, but 10/10 body.

and then after the money is handed over, her smile gradually fades and turns into bitch-face. she says "oh bj without condom? i don't do that", gives a chitty bj for 30 seconds, and then even chittier sex repeatedly asking "did you cum? are you cumming". as soon as you start climaxing, she quickly pulls your dick out and then gets on her phone to text the next john.

that happens too. unless you only fukk well-reviewed girls or the same girls you always see. but then there's no excitement.

problem is in canada, whoremaxxing is only legal for the hooker, NOT for the john. so the power is in her hands. srs.

ibby came back late last year showing off a chitty tat. was lulzy. he generated a lot of misc drama in his time.

Yeah unfortunately that happens too, it's a gamble tbh sometimes you'll get escorts who dont put any effort into pleasing you and try to rush you out ASAP. That's when you start thinking 'why did I just pay all that money for her?'

When I do get good service and a good shag then I don't even think about the money and feel great rest of the day.

But yeah an escorts attitude towards the client is pretty much everything. They can be 10/10 looks wise but if they act bitchy I won't want to see them again.

Lol atleast use a recent pic boyo. That was 10 years ago now.






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oh chit it is ibby!!! LMAOOOO

God damn those are some mighty fine prostitutes

[QUOTE=Vascularmanlet post_id=1624425981]Lol atleast use a recent pic boyo. That was 10 years ago now.






[img]https://i.ibb.co/B26mbtQ/Screenshot-20201119-170225-Photos.jpg[/img][/url][/QUOTE]LMAO is that a DBZ tattoo?

[QUOTE=Vascularmanlet post_id=1624398181]First girl: shes from Panama but was touring in the UK so arranged a meet. wasn't that bad of a shag but not great either, pretty much looked the same as pics and paid £110/$150 for 30 mins but was only there for 20 mins tbh. She gave good head and sucked my balls but the sex wasn't anything to write home about. She let me bust in her mouth too but she didn't swallow or take all my cum. Probably wouldn't return unless I need a really quick pump and dump.


Second girl: Had an amazing time srs, looked better IRL and paid £100/$130 for 30 mins but was in there for atleast 45 mins. Didn't even feel like I was with an escort, lots of kissing, fuked in several different positions and she had one of the nicest bubble butts I ever seen, I didn't even hesitate to burry my face in it and lick her butt hole and pussy. She gave me great head with good technique and plenty of ball sucking. Seeing dat ass in doggy was an amazing sight, she pretty much worshipped my dink and balls and I nutted a huge load all over her ass. The only con is she wouldn't let me bust in her mouth or on her face but apart from that perfect it was a great experience.

Now of course I know these women don't give a fuk about me and only want my money, but there attitude determines whether the whoremax was worth it and whether I'd see them again or not.


Yes I wore a condom during smashing as 99% escorts make you wear one, but I got a bareback blowjob with cum in mouth so it's not that bad tbh.


First escort I seen 3 weeks ago:



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Second escort I seen last week:


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[img]https://i.ibb.co/Wx1L1hg/20201203-204526.jpg[/img][/url][/QUOTE]Why are you renting escorts? With your physique I’d expect you to be a ladykiller.

I’d **** both of them. They’re 7/8s IMO.

Yuck bro. You think I don't know about myspace angels? I'm a 90's kid, *******. GTFO of here with those trannies LOL

Because sometimes I'm horny as fuk and can't be asked putting the effort and time in to smash normal girls when I can smash a HBB escort with a simple text.

Yeah it's shenron, I'm going to get some re-work done on it as it looks chit and faded now.

Going to spend some real money this time so it looks half decent.

Sabrina:
Spoiler!

Nadia:
Spoiler!

Mia:
Spoiler!

wat do?

Those used to be someone's son.

you ate tranny hooker angus?

Those nails on all three of them are a huge red flag. Any whore with fake nails that ridiculously long is guaranteed to be a toxic, prissy kunt.

Fake blondes are not my thing but she definitely looks hot and natural and prime as a brunette aside from those grotesque nails.

150hh does that get you rough bareback BJ with CIM? Where's the meeting held?

OP that's literally the point of their job.

Yeah I know but some escorts are absolute uptight bitches.

brb don't touch my hair, brb 'have you cum yet?', brb will slap your hand away when you smack there ass and try to rush you out ASAP. Overall just be very unenthusiastic.

It's refreshing when you get very good service and treated like a king.