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12-05-2020, 05:23 AM
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rate my car
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12-05-2020, 05:25 AM
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It's definitely a car.
ded fkn srs
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12-05-2020, 05:33 AM
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Nice.
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12-05-2020, 05:33 AM
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Originally Posted By soberchuck⏩
cheeky kunt m8 i swearIt's definitely a car.
ded fkn srs
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Originally Posted By Rajc⏩
thx brah, IDK I can't do convertibles (hard or soft top). they look great when the top is down, but I hate the lines / gaps in the roof on hard tops when the roof is up. fuks up the aesthetic.you made the lips quite nice but it should've been a coupe / convertible tbh
next year by summer i'll have my new car, then i'll show you how mogmaxxing works
next year by summer i'll have my new car, then i'll show you how mogmaxxing works
Originally Posted By Redfish225⏩
I don't think I'll ever not drive a BMW unless I go Porsche one day. Although I will say; NOT feeling the 2021 line of vehicles other than the SUVs. This is a 2018.Nice.
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Originally Posted By TomWanks⏩
Thx brah.Mirin. Nice lines.
Is the one you have tuned and chipped?
Is the one you have tuned and chipped?
Yeah, this is the one. I bought it, and then 6 months later was kicking myself for not springing for the 440 with the bigger engine. So tune / chip / exhaust etc. seemed to be the next best option, as it was like ~3-4k total if I remember correctly. Also added a few cosmetic items.
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12-05-2020, 05:43 AM
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Originally Posted By Rajc⏩
If I lived in your city. Would buy your Honda ded srsyou made the lips quite nice but it should've been a coupe / convertible tbh
next year by summer i'll have my new car, then i'll show you how mogmaxxing works
next year by summer i'll have my new car, then i'll show you how mogmaxxing works
12-05-2020, 06:02 AM
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Originally Posted By Rajc⏩
Das it mane, hope some of that positive energy rubs off on me for future degenerate encounterssrs question: why ? srs
also if you're in europe, just come by and you can have it lol (minus the license plate)
edit: i also coomed inside that car a couple of times lmao
also if you're in europe, just come by and you can have it lol (minus the license plate)
edit: i also coomed inside that car a couple of times lmao
Cause I need a car and I still live of my parents, so a cheap one .
No , live in the land of freedom .
12-05-2020, 07:15 AM
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Originally Posted By Rajc⏩
post pics of your Honda here? i haven't seen itsrs question: why ? srs
also if you're in europe, just come by and you can have it lol (minus the license plate)
edit: i also coomed inside that car a couple of times lmao
also if you're in europe, just come by and you can have it lol (minus the license plate)
edit: i also coomed inside that car a couple of times lmao
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12-05-2020, 07:18 AM
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Looks like a car to me m8.
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12-05-2020, 07:31 AM
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12-05-2020, 07:54 AM
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Make sure to get that extended warranty plan
LMFAO
Have fun with the maintenance costs
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Have fun with the maintenance costs
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12-05-2020, 07:58 AM
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Ainsley gon scratch your sh*t up. make sure you keep it in the garage overnight (ded fkn Srs)
12-05-2020, 08:00 AM
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6/10 mate
12-05-2020, 08:02 AM
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Perfect for the squacher with demanding tastes
12-05-2020, 08:03 AM
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Originally Posted By BrianDaMan⏩
lmao.....Ainsley gon scratch your sh*t up. make sure you keep it in the garage overnight (ded fkn Srs)
One of main reasons I miss her is driving my dog to the beach using her piece of chit Prius so I don’t get sand in my whip (ded fkn Srs)
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12-05-2020, 08:06 AM
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Originally Posted By RealLifeAlpha⏩
weekend trips to the beach or jestermaxxing at the apple orchard will never be the same without your sister Ainsley (ded fkn Srs) (no chromo)lmao.....
One of main reasons I miss her is driving my dog to the beach using her piece of chit Prius so I don’t get sand in my whip (ded fkn Srs)
One of main reasons I miss her is driving my dog to the beach using her piece of chit Prius so I don’t get sand in my whip (ded fkn Srs)

12-05-2020, 08:20 AM
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Originally Posted By Rajc⏩
Lol the other bro was talking about wanting your Honda so I didn’t know if it was modded or somethingi'd rather not lmao
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12-05-2020, 08:23 AM
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Originally Posted By RealLifeAlpha⏩
It’s a great car I was really tempted in getting the m3 but too many people in NYC have BMWS due to leasing so it’s way to common to see 5 series , M series etc around here.I personally decided to go with a Porsche to stand out due to the lease program being around 1.5x the price of the 5 series but I’m not really interested in getting women’s attention with it .. I just like to wash her on the weekends
12-05-2020, 08:28 AM
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Originally Posted By Inger2⏩
M5 is my realistic dream carIt’s a great car I was really tempted in getting the m3 but too many people in NYC have BMWS due to leasing so it’s way to common to see 5 series , M series etc around here.
I personally decided to go with a Porsche to stand out due to the lease program being around 1.5x the price of the 5 series but I’m not really interested in getting women’s attention with it .. I just like to wash her on the weekends
I personally decided to go with a Porsche to stand out due to the lease program being around 1.5x the price of the 5 series but I’m not really interested in getting women’s attention with it .. I just like to wash her on the weekends
Theoretically I could “afford” it today but I’d have to drop like 10% of my net worth on one which is retarded
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12-05-2020, 08:58 AM
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Originally Posted By RealLifeAlpha⏩
You aren't "dropping 10% of your net worth on one".M5 is my realistic dream car
Theoretically I could “afford” it today but I’d have to drop like 10% of my net worth on one which is retarded
Theoretically I could “afford” it today but I’d have to drop like 10% of my net worth on one which is retarded
Who was leverage?
Who was residual value?
Sure an M5 an EXPENSIVE phucking car to daily, but you don't have to daily it. The added benefit is you don't get tired of it.
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12-05-2020, 09:12 AM
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Originally Posted By MyBaddBrah⏩
What I meant was, 10% of my net worth would be tied up in the M5 if I purchased it today.You aren't "dropping 10% of your net worth on one".
Who was leverage?
Who was residual value?
Sure an M5 an EXPENSIVE phucking car to daily, but you don't have to daily it. The added benefit is you don't get tired of it.
Who was leverage?
Who was residual value?
Sure an M5 an EXPENSIVE phucking car to daily, but you don't have to daily it. The added benefit is you don't get tired of it.
I HATE payments / loans so I would not finance it.
I would also daily it, at least for the forseeable future, as I live in an apartment. I had two cars (H2 and this 4 series) for a couple years and paying two insurance, parking fees, etc. was just a pain in the azz.
Even dailying it, I really don't know if I'd get tired of an M5.
brb that there executive sedan presence with supercar engine:

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ive had 3 bmws and i will say they are the most boring but most reliable car ive ever had.
ever since i switched back to range rovers i have been regretting it, except during the winter
ever since i switched back to range rovers i have been regretting it, except during the winter
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Originally Posted By RealLifeAlpha⏩
Noice ded fkin srs.Thx brah.
Yeah, this is the one. I bought it, and then 6 months later was kicking myself for not springing for the 440 with the bigger engine. So tune / chip / exhaust etc. seemed to be the next best option, as it was like ~3-4k total if I remember correctly. Also added a few cosmetic items.
Yeah, this is the one. I bought it, and then 6 months later was kicking myself for not springing for the 440 with the bigger engine. So tune / chip / exhaust etc. seemed to be the next best option, as it was like ~3-4k total if I remember correctly. Also added a few cosmetic items.
Not a Benz expert but this is one of the models they put their 2.0L V6 in and you could have gone for the 2.0L V8 instead right?
I imagine you’re probably getting comparable performance with an upgraded V6?
12-05-2020, 09:32 AM
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Its not bad. I don't really like how people are driving around old BMW's because it dillutes the brand but if its reliable, why not. That gen 3 series is also seriously a chicks car.
How many miles?
How many miles?
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Originally Posted By RealLifeAlpha⏩
Nice ride, bad color
12-05-2020, 09:38 AM
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hmm i think mine can LOOK super car- ish. keyword, looks. by no means am i suggesting it is, but if you know nothing about cars and cant see the emblem initially you may think so
with beamer, or that one, i feel like you're relying on brand recognition. some women may recognize the brand as above avg. but i don't really think the car looks so
with beamer, or that one, i feel like you're relying on brand recognition. some women may recognize the brand as above avg. but i don't really think the car looks so
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Originally Posted By propreffered7⏩
what do you drive?hmm i think mine can LOOK super car- ish. keyword, looks. by no means am i suggesting it is, but if you know nothing about cars and cant see the emblem initially you may think so
with beamer, or that one, i feel like you're relying on brand recognition. some women may recognize the brand as above avg. but i don't really think the car looks so
with beamer, or that one, i feel like you're relying on brand recognition. some women may recognize the brand as above avg. but i don't really think the car looks so
The M5 doesn't look like a super-car, and that's why I love it.
600 HP in an understated sedan..... hnnnnnggggggh
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Originally Posted By RealLifeAlpha⏩
is the beamer in the pic an m5? i think the beamer in the pic just needs better rims then it'd prob stand outwhat do you drive?
The M5 doesn't look like a super-car, and that's why I love it.
600 HP in an understated sedan..... hnnnnnggggggh
The M5 doesn't look like a super-car, and that's why I love it.
600 HP in an understated sedan..... hnnnnnggggggh
idk why mine's so sexy, i haven't seen another g37 close. but if you catch it at the right angle it looks sweet. also convertible

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