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post 1624954441 12-09-2020, 04:48 AM
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Hooked up with taken chick from work - wat do

No pics of chick because of detectives.


So long story short I've been on a dry spell for a while and the Covid lockdowns didn't really help with the situation. Anyway, been talking to this girl at work - 28 years old, 6/10, not a traditional beauty but cute, and I'm no looker either so w/e - for a while now. It started as harmless banter but eventually the topics got more private and sexual.


She said in the beginning that she has a bf - looked up the guy, looks like a Serbian Vanilla Ice after chemo - who's been unemployed for a long time - not Covid related, basically a NEET - and basically spends his time playing CoD and being a general nuisance around the house.


A couple days ago they got into a huge argument, girl told me their sex life was basically non-existent, and after she suggested they try something new, the guy showed up with a jar of lube and a dildo, while wearing an Ariana Grande style wig... Then he got upset and started crying (jfc) when she was disgusted.


I was trying to comfort her and made a couple of jokes, we started laughing, and then - I know, I know - one thing led to another and we banged at the office (most of the staff is on HO, so it was easy to find a secluded location), then when I took her home she blew me while driving. Chit was so cash.


Probably not a grand idea, but Covid has fuked me this year, so will probably keep hooking up with the chick.


edit: ffs, stop with the negs, here's a pic for reference, chick's a bit less chunky. Jesus.





For your time





post 1624954721 12-09-2020, 04:52 AM
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too many words for me to read, but how did that sloot completely miss the tennis ball bro!
post 1624954751 12-09-2020, 04:53 AM
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This actually happens quite a bit - work buddy becomes a fwb however brief. If I were you I’d continue to be friendly, joke around and keep it non serious so you can take any pressure/awkwardness out of the situation for you both. Just play it cool like it wasn’t a big deal.

I was in this situation myself back in the day.
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post 1624954831 12-09-2020, 04:54 AM
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Ugh. Where.
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post 1624954871 12-09-2020, 04:55 AM
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Originally Posted By LargePeter⏩
Blow a load in her in your car and send her home stinking of your semen

I bet the ******* cries about it lmao
That’s probably what that dweeb would do rofl
post 1624955451 12-09-2020, 05:07 AM
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Originally Posted By BraneyGumble⏩
A couple days ago they got into a huge argument, girl told me their sex life was basically non-existent, and after she suggested they try something new, the guy showed up with a jar of lube and a dildo, while wearing an Ariana Grande style wig... Then he got upset and started crying (jfc) when she was disgusted.

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post 1624955561 12-09-2020, 05:10 AM
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What kind of trash are you guys dating that can't afford a car?
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post 1624956351 12-09-2020, 05:29 AM
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Originally Posted By Cartiac⏩
too many words for me to read, but how did that sloot completely miss the tennis ball bro!
Tennis ball?

Also, aware and lolzy
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post 1624956411 12-09-2020, 05:30 AM
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Originally Posted By Kev1972⏩
What kind of trash are you guys dating that can't afford a car?
Odd thing to point out.


Cheers!
post 1624957251 12-09-2020, 05:46 AM
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So an unemployed 2/10 rotter has a 6/10 gf?

Most likely the chick is a 2/10 and that’s why OP won’t post pics
post 1624958161 12-09-2020, 06:06 AM
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Originally Posted By FoxMcCocks⏩
So an unemployed 2/10 rotter has a 6/10 gf?

Most likely the chick is a 2/10 and that’s why OP won’t post pics
I'll admit it's a very real possibility I'm being generous, as I've said, was on a dryspell and mindfuked by Covid lockdowns and bs restrictions.
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Originally Posted By BraneyGumble⏩
A couple days ago they got into a huge argument, girl told me their sex life was basically non-existent, and after she suggested they try something new, the guy showed up with a jar of lube and a dildo, while wearing an Ariana Grande style wig... Then he got upset and started crying (jfc) when she was disgusted.

wait wut?
You guys, I'm seriously
post 1624959251 12-09-2020, 06:23 AM
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post 1624960051 12-09-2020, 06:33 AM
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bumped with reference pic for piccels
post 1624961701 12-09-2020, 06:57 AM
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Originally Posted By BraneyGumble⏩
A couple days ago they got into a huge argument, girl told me their sex life was basically non-existent, and after she suggested they try something new, the guy showed up with a jar of lube and a dildo, while wearing an Ariana Grande style wig... Then he got upset and started crying (jfc) when she was disgusted.
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We gunna casually read over this and not aware others?
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post 1624962091 12-09-2020, 07:04 AM
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Originally Posted By JStrez⏩


We gunna casually read over this and not aware others?
There are some truly fuked up individuals out there.


Probably a redditor as well, definitely sounds like someone who would "socialize" online among bizarre idiots.
post 1624962131 12-09-2020, 07:04 AM
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This the girl from work that you drove home? Then her bf got all mad?
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post 1624962391 12-09-2020, 07:08 AM
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Originally Posted By Drew23⏩
This the girl from work that you drove home? Then her bf got all mad?
Well by her account it was something between a kid's temper tantrum and soy-fuelled impotent whiny rage.
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Hope the boyfriend doesn't figure this all out.
post 1624962801 12-09-2020, 07:13 AM
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Originally Posted By Uhyeahokay⏩
Hope the boyfriend doesn't figure this all out.
They're not living together and although he does sound unstable, I don't think he's much of a threat, so it's all Gucci.
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Originally Posted By BraneyGumble⏩
Well by her account it was something between a kid's temper tantrum and soy-fuelled impotent whiny rage.
Sounds about right. I'll bet it only made things worse for him.
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post 1624963701 12-09-2020, 07:24 AM
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Originally Posted By Westlyfe⏩
What a chit thread. No pics


No we want real pics dik hed
Nice try, you're probably the homo bf or one of his buddies.
post 1624964351 12-09-2020, 07:31 AM
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just lol at pics for reference.
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Did this with 3 taken girls from work

I got fired srs
post 1624966171 12-09-2020, 07:48 AM
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Originally Posted By notbadnotbrad⏩
Did this with 3 taken girls from work

I got fired srs
You’ll make it, Brad. Stay safe you magnificent bastard.
post 1624968591 12-09-2020, 08:12 AM
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Originally Posted By Westlyfe⏩
lol at even making a thread about a 6/10

Hold these reference negs
My heart is aching and now I have to deal with this as well.


Brutal.
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