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post 1625055363 12-09-2020, 10:32 PM
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Just realized something..

So past few times I had a girl over...

I basically ended up jackin off to finish anyways..

naked girl over, in bed, still use my hand in the end.

to be fair.. on tuesday.. the girl was trying her best to get me hard. Her hands werent workin and her sucking was.. but she just kept stopping after only a few seconds.. Think I had too much pre or somethin and she kept stoppin
Not sure why..
To finish, she was like, let me see how you do it cuz what Im doin is not workin. and she watchd me fap and I was like groping her bobs and smakin her ass. then I felt uncomfortable with her staring and said I cant do it with you staring and she turned away and I got myself hard again and fappd to her while she watchd (srs).
ate her out a few times though and she textd me after "you ate me like a 4 course meal lol"
Then we showered together.

I just dont have motivation for condom sex and some girls dont let you finish in mouth so those ones? idk..
But its weird to think about after.. sounds kinda gay lol
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post 1625055483 12-09-2020, 10:34 PM
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Not sure what the realization was OP
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post 1625055603 12-09-2020, 10:36 PM
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OP is a ******
post 1625055793 12-09-2020, 10:38 PM
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It’ll probably be more difficult to finish after she clogs your toilet a few times

So is life
post 1625056073 12-09-2020, 10:44 PM
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I just realized that you love like Ron Howard's brother

post 1625056133 12-09-2020, 10:46 PM
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Nick judging by your new avi you should've been diagnosed with downsyndrome as a child
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post 1625056413 12-09-2020, 10:50 PM
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Originally Posted By justgenetics
Not sure what the realization was OP
That im technically not getting laid still
Originally Posted By blissful88
Nick judging by your new avi you should've been diagnosed with downsyndrome as a child
Oh, haha
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post 1625056423 12-09-2020, 10:50 PM
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After your “misc how do I make clapping sound when doggy”, and “misc how can cowgirl be enjoyable” threads - and your current OP - I have a hard time believing that you were able to get her off multiple times while eating her out.
post 1625057363 12-09-2020, 11:03 PM
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jacking off should only be used to finish on her face


cooming inside her hot pocket feels good even with condom on, OP. Y u no coom like mother nature intended - with a rubber balloon on your dink?
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post 1625057863 12-09-2020, 11:11 PM
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Larry Wheels has a video on this (ded fkn srs)
post 1625058033 12-09-2020, 11:14 PM
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Originally Posted By justgenetics
Not sure what the realization was OP
this but your a gem OP. glad to have you around.
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post 1625058263 12-09-2020, 11:18 PM
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Was the girl Filipina?
post 1625058303 12-09-2020, 11:19 PM
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Maybe tell her she shouldn't be stopping?
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post 1625058313 12-09-2020, 11:19 PM
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Originally Posted By 8PointBuck
wish mods would start negging for no pics
this girl I was with tuesday actually doesnt have pics around. I was sayin to her, you are hot, I can even take pics for you.
but shes lightskin and from trinidad. sounds like rihanna. Kinda looks like a brazilian girl in a way. Thick in the right way. I like her but wish she was younger
Originally Posted By legbroke
Larry Wheels has a video on this (ded fkn srs)
for serious?
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post 1625058443 12-09-2020, 11:21 PM
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Tldr past first few lines. Probably performance anxiety or decreased sensitivity due to touching it to much.
post 1625058713 12-09-2020, 11:25 PM
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Originally Posted By Nicklol
for serious?
Yeah, he also did one of camwhores. Kinda cringe how direct he is with these things, but honestly, respect to him for talking about issues that do affect a lot of men.

Cliffs for this one:
-death grip bad, human orifice can't replicate that much better
-whack it with thumb + 1-2 fingers instead of whole hand
-think he also talks about the dink effects of advanced supplements

post 1625058733 12-09-2020, 11:26 PM
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Op srs question, u still watch pr0n? Cause if you do so while fappin, your source of pleasure is almost strictly visual, and your hand is more precise than poon. No bueno


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post 1625060363 12-09-2020, 11:57 PM
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Originally Posted By Nicklol
So past few times I had a girl over...

I basically ended up jackin off to finish anyways..

naked girl over, in bed, still use my hand in the end.

to be fair.. on tuesday.. the girl was trying her best to get me hard. Her hands werent workin and her sucking was.. but she just kept stopping after only a few seconds.. Think I had too much pre or somethin and she kept stoppin
Not sure why..
To finish, she was like,let me see how you do it cuz what Im doin is not workin. and she watchd me fap and I was like groping her bobs and smakin her ass. then I felt uncomfortable with her staring and said I cant do it with you staring and she turned away and I got myself hard again and fappd to her while she watchd (srs).
ate her out a few times though and she textd me after "you ate me like a 4 course meal lol"
Then we showered together.

I just dont have motivation for condom sex and some girls dont let you finish in mouth so those ones? idk..
But its weird to think about after.. sounds kinda gay lol
Fkn LOLL

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post 1625060953 12-10-2020, 12:10 AM
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OP spent enough time not banging rocks together in his cave to realize that cavewomen don't turn him on.

Time to try cavemen I guess
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post 1625061643 12-10-2020, 12:24 AM
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Originally Posted By sanathjayasurya
light skinnedwest-indian are hnnggg.
trini indian or trini black? both are hnggg to me but i like the indian ones more.

don't have any luck dating them so i just fukk their whores. quite a few in toronto.

when will it be mine turn to date a crazy 5'0'' pudgy petite west indian girl who likes to drink...
I dont know what she is tbh lol. Id say trini black cuz shes built really well. Strong, thick legs and big ass. But lightskin with curly hair so kind of looks brazilian to me.
but I didnt know id be into that kind of girl until I met her. she turns me on a lot. despite what my story said
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post 1625061743 12-10-2020, 12:27 AM
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You've desensitized your penis. Do not touch your dick at all for the next few weeks and only let it get hard with imagination or with the chicks touch.
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Originally Posted By SuperHercules
Didn't he admit to being a cuck or something too


You'd think someone that strong would be raging with test, not be a limpdick crybaby cuck
he said it isn’t gay to rawdog men too. Larry wheels needs to cycle off once in a while
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Originally Posted By Nicklol
So past few times I had a girl over...

I basically ended up jackin off to finish anyways..

naked girl over, in bed, still use my hand in the end.

to be fair.. on tuesday.. the girl was trying her best to get me hard. Her hands werent workin and her sucking was.. but she just kept stopping after only a few seconds.. Think I had too much pre or somethin and she kept stoppin
Not sure why..
To finish, she was like, let me see how you do it cuz what Im doin is not workin. and she watchd me fap and I was like groping her bobs and smakin her ass. then I felt uncomfortable with her staring and said I cant do it with you staring and she turned away and I got myself hard again and fappd to her while she watchd (srs).
ate her out a few times though and she textd me after "you ate me like a 4 course meal lol"
Then we showered together.

I just dont have motivation for condom sex and some girls dont let you finish in mouth so those ones? idk..
But its weird to think about after.. sounds kinda gay lol
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But who was pull out and coom on tits?
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you are probably ghey *******
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u r sad
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Originally Posted By Nicklol
ate her out a few times though and she textd me after "you ate me like a 4 course meal lol"
Originally Posted By Nicklol
Then we showered together.
...but who was vocal interaction?
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