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post 1625266723 12-11-2020, 09:22 PM
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Originally Posted By justgenetics⏩
Gf decided last minute she wasn’t gonna stay overnight cus of some dumb chit I did recently/yesterday. Said she wasn’t mad (could tell it was bothering her) and she just wasn’t feeling it.

Feel like downing the rest of the wine and digging myself a deeper hole but gonna just ldar instead tbh

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post 1625267023 12-11-2020, 09:28 PM
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Mirin the beef from Maxi you glorious french *******.

Edit: just read the update, god damn women
post 1625267053 12-11-2020, 09:28 PM
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Good luck with all the farts ya'll are gonna be ripping after that French onion soup
post 1625267623 12-11-2020, 09:38 PM
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Originally Posted By Ratfish⏩
god

damn

it

i just escaped my first night and have to do night number 2 now while drunk

fuark
So the chick wasn’t smashable? Or did you dodge the first double date altogether

Might shove leftover baguette up my angus instead of fisting myself (srs)
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post 1625267663 12-11-2020, 09:39 PM
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Originally Posted By umadbroski⏩
So you didnt smash?
Nah we did

Gonna sound bad given this post but we just got back together, been fukking a lot
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post 1625267703 12-11-2020, 09:39 PM
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Originally Posted By justgenetics⏩
Brah I can barely cut an onion lmao. She’s gonna be doing everything while I post on the misc (semi srs)
People who can't cook are weird af
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post 1625267773 12-11-2020, 09:41 PM
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Originally Posted By ramimotemem⏩
Mirin the beef from Maxi you glorious french *******.

Edit: just read the update, god damn women
It was deserved on my part tbh, I expected her to be a lot more upset
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post 1625268003 12-11-2020, 09:45 PM
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I felt he used too many onions, but it was probably still a very good sauce.
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post 1625268303 12-11-2020, 09:49 PM
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Swiss cheese for a French girl?

If you make good enough food and wine, you're not suffering because you enjoy it as well.
post 1625268363 12-11-2020, 09:50 PM
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You fukt up, son. French cooking is difficult. I've fukt it up before lmao.
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post 1625270203 12-11-2020, 10:15 PM
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Originally Posted By mesobuild⏩
Swiss cheese for a French girl?

If you make good enough food and wine, you're not suffering because you enjoy it as well.
It was just for the baguette but I just got the idea to look up a French recipe since she’s French. She never cooks any real French dishes or anything normally lol
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post 1625270393 12-11-2020, 10:17 PM
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Originally Posted By A-GAME⏩
You fukt up, son. French cooking is difficult. I've fukt it up before lmao.
It was actually really easy (srs)

The hardest part was caremalizing the onions, the rest was just adding and mixing

I chose an easy recipe on purpose though cus I can’t cook for chit
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post 1625328393 12-12-2020, 03:03 PM
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Update to say gf just invited me over even though she is still pretty ****in upset

My jestermaxxing knows no bounds (srs)
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post 1625329883 12-12-2020, 03:17 PM
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cooking dinner is now considered jestermaxxing? wtf do you normally do... eat lunchables?
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post 1625331043 12-12-2020, 03:30 PM
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Originally Posted By ProteenBrah⏩
cooking dinner is now considered jestermaxxing? wtf do you normally do... eat lunchables?
Lmao no

Prior to this thread I thought miscs definition of jestermaxxing was doing literally anything for a girl, aka complete opposite of whoremaxxing
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post 1625331203 12-12-2020, 03:32 PM
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recap: i denied the holocaust and the gals got really mad and we never really came back from that

LOL
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post 1625331293 12-12-2020, 03:33 PM
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Originally Posted By Ratfish⏩
recap: i denied the holocaust and the gals got really mad and we never really came back from that

LOL
Just lol if you aren't chad enough to self sabotage with holocaust denial just for the challenge.
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post 1625331423 12-12-2020, 03:34 PM
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Originally Posted By strawbrerry1⏩
aware of most of the story, but why exactly is she upset?
The girl I dated early this year sent me an fb friend req a couple weeks ago while I wasn’t back with gf, I for some reason accepted. Never messaged each other tho. Then 2 days ago she posts a weird pic holding up a bottle of vitamin d telling people to supplement for the winter and tagged me in it (dead srs, was not sexually suggestive in any other way)

Gf was already jealous of this girl before having seen her but saw the pic and got very jealous, started commenting on how pretty she is etc when she is normally not insecure at all. I deleted this ex off of fb the day after idk what I was thinking not immediately deleting her

She didn’t seem angry on anything last night more like she was trying to hide the fact she was upset about it.. I never did anything close to this when we were dating like I have female friends but no contact with my other ex etc so my hope is she will forgive me completely soon
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post 1625331443 12-12-2020, 03:35 PM
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Originally Posted By Ratfish⏩
recap: i denied the holocaust and the gals got really mad and we never really came back from that

LOL
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Lol, lmfao
post 1625331503 12-12-2020, 03:36 PM
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Originally Posted By Ratfish⏩
recap: i denied the holocaust and the gals got really mad and we never really came back from that

LOL
LMFAO marlin tbh, sounds like an entertaining time
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post 1625332613 12-12-2020, 03:45 PM
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Originally Posted By justgenetics⏩
Gf decided last minute she wasn’t gonna stay overnight cus of some dumb chit I did recently/yesterday. Said she wasn’t mad (could tell it was bothering her) and she just wasn’t feeling it.
Translation: Chad called.
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post 1625333153 12-12-2020, 03:52 PM
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Originally Posted By jizzfarmer⏩
Translation: Chad called.
Awfukhi in peace tbh
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post 1625334553 12-12-2020, 04:10 PM
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Originally Posted By strawbrerry1⏩
aware of most of the story, but why exactly is she upset?



IDk why the fuk I'm posting this but pic in question to go along with story that has gf getting insecure/jealous..have already posted 1-2 pics of her so whatever

Brb showering while hating myself for almost liking the fact that gf is jealous. Have never had any similar situation occur cause when I'm dating a girl I won't even flirt with any other girl, but this is different

Also literally only broke up with this girl cause of lockdowns. She could have been the best gf I had potentially (srs) but I should feel like an ******* even thinking that

End deer fukin diary once again lawd
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post 1625334723 12-12-2020, 04:12 PM
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Not the doing the pics thing huh?
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post 1625334833 12-12-2020, 04:13 PM
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Originally Posted By TheCore84⏩
Not the doing the pics thing huh?
Never posting a pic of gf on here again (already have) but provided a pic of ex and a cool story^^ above
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post 1625336343 12-12-2020, 04:32 PM
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Originally Posted By justgenetics⏩



IDk why the fuk I'm posting this but pic in question to go along with story that has gf getting insecure/jealous..have already posted 1-2 pics of her so whatever

Brb showering while hating myself for almost liking the fact that gf is jealous. Have never had any similar situation occur cause when I'm dating a girl I won't even flirt with any other girl, but this is different

Also literally only broke up with this girl cause of lockdowns. She could have been the best gf I had potentially (srs) but I should feel like an ******* even thinking that

End deer fukin diary once again lawd
She rode horses when she was younger, didn't she?

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Originally Posted By soberchuck⏩
She rode horses when she was younger, didn't she?

I can always tell.
Lmao this. It’s all in the eyes.
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post 1625339083 12-12-2020, 05:02 PM
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Originally Posted By soberchuck⏩
She rode horses when she was younger, didn't she?

I can always tell.
Nah but she’s 28 and a bartender lol
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Originally Posted By justgenetics⏩



IDk why the fuk I'm posting this but pic in question to go along with story that has gf getting insecure/jealous..have already posted 1-2 pics of her so whatever

Brb showering while hating myself for almost liking the fact that gf is jealous. Have never had any similar situation occur cause when I'm dating a girl I won't even flirt with any other girl, but this is different

Also literally only broke up with this girl cause of lockdowns. She could have been the best gf I had potentially (srs) but I should feel like an ******* even thinking that

End deer fukin diary once again lawd
Bro. Get. Your. Chit. Together. Don't fuark this up with this girl who is giving you another chance.
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