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post 1625416543 12-13-2020, 02:20 PM
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Woman upset after tradies deflower her toilet

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-...esmen-23144978
Nadia from Sutherland Shire in Australia had hired a group of construction workers to do a bit of work on her home, but while they were at it, they 'took the virginity' of her brand new toilet, leaving her stunned.

Although she'd organised for the workers to have access to an outdoor toilet, they decided to use the one she'd just had installed indoors. After discovering the evidence that they left behind in the bowl, she was forced to wash the toilet twice. Disgusted by the "criminal act" they'd committed, she wrote them a note before taping it to the lid.

"Dear Tradesmen. The toilets in this house are NOT rightfully yours to use," it read. "We are paying for an outdoor toilet for your use. Not only did you take the virginity of our toilets but you disrespectfully ignored the seal sign, ripped the tape and continued to use it. This is the second time I am cleaning your s*** from this toilet. This is a criminal act. Please don't do it again."
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post 1625416713 12-13-2020, 02:22 PM
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How in the fukk is this international news?
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post 1625416753 12-13-2020, 02:23 PM
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post 1625417133 12-13-2020, 02:26 PM
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Now she knows why men want virgins


We don’t want a hole some other guys taken a dump in
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post 1625417233 12-13-2020, 02:27 PM
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Lol @ tradies srs
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post 1625417243 12-13-2020, 02:27 PM
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Where’s LOB?
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post 1625417343 12-13-2020, 02:28 PM
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I can empathize with the woman.

Imagine buying a nice, new shiny toilet on which to sit your anus without having to worry about contacting anyone else's fecal matter only to realize that tradie turds have now been and will forever be smeared all over it.
post 1625417353 12-13-2020, 02:28 PM
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Originally Posted By Nonsense916⏩
Where’s LOB?
:*-( when I saw this article it occurred to me that we haven't had a tradie thread in a while, so I had to share.
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post 1625417683 12-13-2020, 02:31 PM
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Fuark bro just imagine that log of **** made of compacted gas station roller grill southwest steak taquitoes and lubed up with ultra red monster and gutted grizzly wintergreen juice.
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post 1625417973 12-13-2020, 02:33 PM
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i thought opie was tryng to be cheeky with the title but the person wrote them a letter saying that . lmao
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post 1625418003 12-13-2020, 02:33 PM
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post 1625418373 12-13-2020, 02:37 PM
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Originally Posted By Archangel_Lost⏩
Fuark bro just imagine that log of **** made of compacted gas station roller grill southwest steak taquitoes and lubed up with ultra red monster and gutted grizzly wintergreen juice.
They probably absolutely destroyed that toilet. It doesn't bare thinking about.
post 1625418593 12-13-2020, 02:39 PM
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Originally Posted By BigElephant⏩
I feel for her. I don't let anyone use my toilet not even family.
This.

I once had an employee, a big Hispanic dude who was on loan as a DJ from the local radio station, come ask to use the bathroom in my office.

I didn't want to sour my relationship with the radio station, so I let him. He made all kinds of farting and squirting sounds while he was in there and it smelled really bad afterwards.

I never felt comfortable sitting on that toilet after that.
post 1625418733 12-13-2020, 02:40 PM
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Originally Posted By Khumatmibro⏩
They probably absolutely destroyed that toilet. It doesn't bare thinking about.
Gas station food wrecks the stomach. Those chits must've been explosive if she actually had to clean the toilet after.
I imagine chit splatters all over.
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post 1625418873 12-13-2020, 02:41 PM
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I bet you $10000 this exact sloot would get mad if you scoffed at her not being a virgin herself before marriage. Anyways it's quite poetic as she herself to me looks like a toilet now from all the dinks and chest turds she has probably taken.

post 1625418893 12-13-2020, 02:41 PM
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LMAOOOOO.....srs
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Chit happens
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post 1625419023 12-13-2020, 02:42 PM
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Originally Posted By Archangel_Lost⏩
Fuark bro just imagine that log of **** made of compacted gas station roller grill southwest steak taquitoes and lubed up with ultra red monster and gutted grizzly wintergreen juice.
I've had tradies work at my house and can confirm they leave super sticky dumps. Gotta use a Brillo pad to get it out.
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post 1625419443 12-13-2020, 02:47 PM
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She treats her animals better then tradies. Not even human like.


Here tradie, you subhuman, you shyt outside while Felicia the cat craps Inside in her litter nice and warm LOL. I hope they clogged her toilet from here to Norway. Dumb Karen can fist herself


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post 1625419483 12-13-2020, 02:49 PM
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post 1625419743 12-13-2020, 02:51 PM
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Lol I worked at this place when I was younger where the only female there had a special little private bathroom beside her office. I always made sure to take a big greasy dump in it every night on nightshift. I had the keys to it bcuz I was management. Good times.
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Originally Posted By Fatkidwholifts⏩
How in the fukk is this international news?
Anit-tradie stigma runs deep and is a universal human feeling.
Nah, fukk that. I’m not doing that.
post 1625420043 12-13-2020, 02:54 PM
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now they will dump out in her backyard
post 1625420133 12-13-2020, 02:55 PM
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You mean turdies


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Imagine spending money to rent a port a potty to sit in your yard just to keep the tradies working on your house from using the actual bathroom. Would rep those tradies irl for deciding not to flush after they finished. They should have told the homeowner she can go use the portapotty if she wants, because "we haven't touched it" lmao
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Originally Posted By MattyMiscer⏩
Imagine spending money to rent a port a potty to sit in your yard just to keep the tradies working on your house from using the actual bathroom. Would rep those tradies irl for deciding not to flush after they finished. They should have told the homeowner she can go use the portapotty if she wants, because "we haven't touched it" lmao
Originally Posted By CartsofDarkness⏩
now they will dump out in her backyard
A few years ago I had a tradie acquaintance remodel my bathroom. I went out of my way to point out that while it was out of commission, it was totally fine to use the downstairs bathroom.

A couple months into the project I looked out the window and saw him creeping in the backyard of the empty house next door to take a dump behind a tree.

Apparently, the backyard is their natural and preferred habitat.
Nah, fukk that. I’m not doing that.
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Those slim Jim's and monsters have to find their way out someplace! Sad it was at her house.
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Originally Posted By MattyMiscer⏩
Imagine spending money to rent a port a potty to sit in your yard just to keep the tradies working on your house from using the actual bathroom. Would rep those tradies irl for deciding not to flush after they finished. They should have told the homeowner she can go use the portapotty if she wants, because "we haven't touched it" lmao
I used to stay over at a friend's house for a summer. He had a mother who was making 200k a year.
Lots of money, big house etc. So you'd think she'd have her chit together.

But i went into her bathroom twice to get something. Twice the toilet had chit in it. Like a whole turd without any toilet paper!
So it really made me wonder. Why tf does she not flush? And if there's no toilet paper inside of it, then we can only assume she didn't wipe her ass.
Like wtf is wrong with people?
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Originally Posted By backinthegymbro⏩
I used to stay over at a friend's house for a summer. He had a mother who was making 200k a year.
Lots of money, big house etc. So you'd think she'd have her chit together.

But i went into her bathroom twice to get something. Twice the toilet had chit in it. Like a whole turd without any toilet paper!
So it really made me wonder. Why tf does she not flush? And if there's no toilet paper inside of it, then we can only assume she didn't wipe her ass.
Like wtf is wrong with people?
imagine the smell hngggg
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Originally Posted By backinthegymbro⏩
I used to stay over at a friend's house for a summer. He had a mother who was making 200k a year.
Lots of money, big house etc. So you'd think she'd have her chit together.

But i went into her bathroom twice to get something. Twice the toilet had chit in it. Like a whole turd without any toilet paper!
So it really made me wonder. Why tf does she not flush? And if there's no toilet paper inside of it, then we can only assume she didn't wipe her ass.
Like wtf is wrong with people?
She wanted you to see it. srs.
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