I had a lot of chit to get done earlier today and decided to stop by Walmart just to take a break and stroll around the store. Decided to buy a few things to eat. Well I approach the checkout area only to see there’s one open and there were a lot of self checkout registers but I didn’t feel like bagging my own chit as my time is too valuable. I notice the line is long af so I walk straight up to the cashier and ask him how long is it going to take for him to get through everyone in line because I have somewhere to be. The ******* just looks at me and shrugs sheepishly. So I’m like “ok ok I see how it is.” I get back in line and patiently wait.

I waited literally for half an hour...half a fking hour just standing watching this fker bag items like a little b***, like he didn’t want to ruin his nails or some chit. Next thing you know this elderly woman he’s ringing up starts to asking 50 fking questions about an expired coupon she has...I’m just like wtf...I have important things to do and It is unacceptable for me to wait this long.

So I cut in front of everyone and walk up to the cashier asking if he could just scan my items real fast because I actually have somewhere to be. Before he even gets to answer, this old 60 year old dude who’s like 5’8 150 soaking wet with nerdy ass glasses interrupts and tells me, “Sir what do you need?” I notice he’s got the uniform on so I presume he’s like the cashier’s supervisor.

I tell him, “I think I want to expedite my transaction since I have less than every one else waiting.” He gets all smug and chit with his fking condescending tone and tells me

“Sir get back in line and wait your turn.”

I try to get my point across again by telling him I’ve waited for 30 minutes and the line has barely moved. Guess what? He gives me the same fking response like a brain dead robot would and tells me to wait my turn.

So I turn and as I’m walking back I tell him “Sure I’ll give you 5 more minutes even though I’ve waited 30”

Lol he acts hard and chit, and shouts at me to “WAIT IN LINE”



So I wait another 5 minutes, and I actually set a timer on my phone set to 5 minutes as I refused to wait any longer. So I go back up to the register and demand to see a manager. The old fk smugly smiles at me before requesting for one over the radio. So the manager enters and she turns out to be a 8/10 with cleavage showing and nice perfume. I for some reason forgot what I was going to say and was having a hard time speaking my point. But I low key made up a lie telling her I was i in line before the old lady

And OUT OF FKING NOWHERE some Tyrone looking dude at least 5 inches taller than me dressed up like he’s gang banging in the hood interrupts me mid sentence and tells the woman

“Nah what happened was he didn want uh wait so he kept comin up tryin to get his stuff ring up and the guy told him to wait his turn”


He turned out to be the security for the store even though he had no proper uniform and had some stupid clothes and hair cut that didn’t look professional at all. So I told him “I’ve been waiting 35 minutes”

He keeps talking over me so I speak up and damn near shout at him,
“IVE BEEN WAITING 30 MINUTES”

So he has the nerve to tell me “well use the self checkout then, simple as that”

Then he walks away with that lame ass gangster swag gait like he owned the place. I honestly didn’t know what to say. I was just filled with homicidal rage at that point. Who is he to walk into an issue that had nothing to do with him whatsoever? Like it was literally none of his fking business. So I eventually used the self checkout and left. On my way out of the store I made sure to stare him down for a few minutes. I really just wanted to knock him tf out. He really thought he was superior to me or something with the way he talked.

But that motived me to hit a deadlift pr today and eat even more food than I have the past few weeks. I’m channeling all of this rage in case some other hood dude wants to get fking smart with me.

Should’ve shot him

cliffs : Op is a pussy

How ? I actually stood up for myself rather than wait in line like all those other betas

cliffs loser, cliffs

where the cliffs at

Sit on my face first

Did you have a mask on the whole time?

You lose instantly when you put the diaper over your mouth.

We all had one on. Mine’s was falling off though

Riveting tale, OP, absolutely riveting.

Fk I’m angry can’t even sleep.

Like it should’ve been obvious to him that I lift pretty heavy weights and I’m probably stronger than him as not many average people can bench press 350lbs. I don’t know what made him think he could talk to me like that.

I’ve been fapping more than usual today and still can’t get rid of these thoughts.

this thread remind me this meme

That's weird OP because I had a lot of chit to get done earlier today and decided to stop by Walmart just to take a break and stroll around the store. Decided to buy a few things to eat. Well I approach the checkout area only to see there’s one open and there were a lot of self checkout registers but I didn’t feel like bagging my own chit as my time is too valuable. I notice the line is long af so I walk straight up to the cashier and ask him how long is it going to take for him to get through everyone in line because I have somewhere to be. The ******* just looks at me and shrugs sheepishly. So I’m like “ok ok I see how it is.” I get back in line and patiently wait.

I waited literally for half an hour...half a fking hour just standing watching this fker bag items like a little b***, like he didn’t want to ruin his nails or some chit. Next thing you know this elderly woman he’s ringing up starts to asking 50 fking questions about an expired coupon she has...I’m just like wtf...I have important things to do and It is unacceptable for me to wait this long.

So I cut in front of everyone and walk up to the cashier asking if he could just scan my items real fast because I actually have somewhere to be. Before he even gets to answer, this old 60 year old dude who’s like 5’8 150 soaking wet with nerdy ass glasses interrupts and tells me, “Sir what do you need?” I notice he’s got the uniform on so I presume he’s like the cashier’s supervisor.

I tell him, “I think I want to expedite my transaction since I have less than every one else waiting.” He gets all smug and chit with his fking condescending tone and tells me

“Sir get back in line and wait your turn.”

I try to get my point across again by telling him I’ve waited for 30 minutes and the line has barely moved. Guess what? He gives me the same fking response like a brain dead robot would and tells me to wait my turn.

So I turn and as I’m walking back I tell him “Sure I’ll give you 5 more minutes even though I’ve waited 30”

Lol he acts hard and chit, and shouts at me to “WAIT IN LINE”



So I wait another 5 minutes, and I actually set a timer on my phone set to 5 minutes as I refused to wait any longer. So I go back up to the register and demand to see a manager. The old fk smugly smiles at me before requesting for one over the radio. So the manager enters and she turns out to be a 8/10 with cleavage showing and nice perfume. I for some reason forgot what I was going to say and was having a hard time speaking my point. But I low key made up a lie telling her I was i in line before the old lady

And OUT OF FKING NOWHERE some Tyrone looking dude at least 5 inches taller than me dressed up like he’s gang banging in the hood interrupts me mid sentence and tells the woman

“Nah what happened was he didn want uh wait so he kept comin up tryin to get his stuff ring up and the guy told him to wait his turn”


He turned out to be the security for the store even though he had no proper uniform and had some stupid clothes and hair cut that didn’t look professional at all. So I told him “I’ve been waiting 35 minutes”

He keeps talking over me so I speak up and damn near shout at him,
“IVE BEEN WAITING 30 MINUTES”

So he has the nerve to tell me “well use the self checkout then, simple as that”

Then he walks away with that lame ass gangster swag gait like he owned the place. I honestly didn’t know what to say. I was just filled with homicidal rage at that point. Who is he to walk into an issue that had nothing to do with him whatsoever? Like it was literally none of his fking business. So I eventually used the self checkout and left. On my way out of the store I made sure to stare him down for a few minutes. I really just wanted to knock him tf out. He really thought he was superior to me or something with the way he talked.

But that motived me to hit a deadlift pr today and eat even more food than I have the past few weeks. I’m channeling all of this rage in case some other hood dude wants to get fking smart with me.

He’s the one who walked away from me and i made sure to stare him down before I left

sausage tits you forgot its 5am, you havent been to walmart today

how big was his penis?

I'm sorry to hear you've been waiting so long. But please stay calm until your turn. If you are in a hurry, I can guide you to the self-scan checkout if you want. Thanks for your understanding and coöperation