I went to get a haircurt. When I was done, I took the hand sanitizer by the lobby. The accuser put his stuff near the hand sanitizer, so that's why he thought I was a prime suspect. I get to my car, this guy knocks on my window and says I know you stole my wallet, says he has my license plate, and will call the cops.

I tell him I didn't steal anything but he was pretty convinced I did. I thought maybe this was an elaborate scheme where he would rob me especially since who the hell approaches/knocks on windows like that and I was a more secluded area than normal. I drive off but then I realized after driving off to let this idiot embarrass himself when the cops arrive. So I simply park or tried to find parking closer to the haircut store. Guy followed me and is talking to the cops on the phone. I am pretty much cussing him out and telling him I didn't steal anything.

A guy comes out and says, hey did you just get a haircut cause some guy just left their wallet? The accuser then realizes that he just forgot his wallet in the store, tells the cops that it was a false alarm. He then apologizes and makes a bunch of excuses as to why he did what he did.

Cliffs

-Got a haircut
-Used hand sanitizer on my way out nearby accuser
-Accuser follows me and claims he "knows" I stole his wallet and called 911.
-A guy comes out of the store and tells him he just left his wallet in the store.
-Accuser is embarrassed.

The funny thing is that if this dude wasn't so accusatory and just asked me in a nicer tone, I would have been more cooperative and recommended that maybe he left it in his store or to ask them.

Aware?

Not really. It was just a random nonsense that happened, kind of wish I wasn't sympathetic and nice to him when he proved to be a dumbass.

lmao.

One of my friend once got accused of stealing some dude's jacket, we were at a club drunk af and the accuser was drunk af too.

His jacket was literally behind his ass.

Chit was going down.

It's only bad because these accusers are so 100% convinced they are right when they are absolute dumbasses and can't think of any other possible scenario. He kept saying I use to work/live in the city so I am use to things like this. What a moron. I hope he gets a fine/ticket for calling the cops and turning out to be a false alarm but I don't know how that works.

Sorry brah, thought this must be an aware thread lol.

I dont think I've ever been accused of something I didn't do like that.

100% culpability

What a tool

+it can happen, mostly when alcohol is involved.

Lol, a few years ago some ghetto-trash woman yelled at me because her car was hit by a shopping cart and I was in the vicinity (I was walking INTO the store).

“Go look at the fuking security cameras” shut her up quickly. People are retarded.

I was gonna go back in the store and suggest the same thing honestly. But then the guy came out and told him. I texted my barber this whole story and she told me they do have cameras there luckily, I was thinking there is a chance those people didn't have it since it's more of a barber plaza than one barber store.