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Thread: Yo bros, teach me how to talk to girls on dating apps

post 1626061023 12-19-2020, 08:11 PM
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Yo bros, teach me how to talk to girls on dating apps

What should I say to keep the conversation interesting? Any good jokes I should tell?
It was all just satire. Sorry if I offended anyone with my trolling and sickening posts. Peace and love to everyone.
post 1626061233 12-19-2020, 08:14 PM
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Depends on what she msg'd you.
Never send a Christian lawyer to go after a Jewish judge.

Women explained: http://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showthread.php?t=153559281

Added 2024: I am the forum incel. Feel free to msg me about my incel life or about Chicago's crime / liberal government.
post 1626061263 12-19-2020, 08:15 PM
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Cringe
Not in the AM
post 1626061343 12-19-2020, 08:16 PM
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Originally Posted By NealIRC⏩
Depends on what she msg'd you.
Usually they just message me a simple "hey." Like what am I supposed to say in response to that?
It was all just satire. Sorry if I offended anyone with my trolling and sickening posts. Peace and love to everyone.
post 1626061393 12-19-2020, 08:17 PM
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You have to story teller maxx

Can’t believe all the times I’ve been out with sloots and they want me to tell interesting stories because none of them have anything to talk about
post 1626061443 12-19-2020, 08:17 PM
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Originally Posted By Liberal3lite⏩
Usually they just message me a simple "hey." Like what am I supposed to say in response to that?
Then reply back "Hey." Or "Sup."
Never send a Christian lawyer to go after a Jewish judge.

Women explained: http://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showthread.php?t=153559281

Added 2024: I am the forum incel. Feel free to msg me about my incel life or about Chicago's crime / liberal government.
post 1626061463 12-19-2020, 08:18 PM
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Get better pictures then say whatever the fook you want.
post 1626061823 12-19-2020, 08:23 PM
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Originally Posted By yewotm8⏩
Get better pictures then say whatever the fook you want.
That's going to be hard to do. I have a big cock though. At least girth-wise anyway. Should I brag about that? I just want to stretch out tight pussies with my fat dick.
It was all just satire. Sorry if I offended anyone with my trolling and sickening posts. Peace and love to everyone.
post 1626062063 12-19-2020, 08:26 PM
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R u Fuking retarded? Ask you self that. If you’re not retarded just say whatever the fuk you want. Stop being a pussy
ok
post 1626062183 12-19-2020, 08:28 PM
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hey I'm not on this app much so add me on snap SCDirtySloot300forBJ
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post 1626062193 12-19-2020, 08:28 PM
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Originally Posted By esmile⏩
R u Fuking retarded? Ask you self that. If you’re not retarded just say whatever the fuk you want. Stop being a pussy
I'm definitely socially retarded.
It was all just satire. Sorry if I offended anyone with my trolling and sickening posts. Peace and love to everyone.
post 1626062233 12-19-2020, 08:29 PM
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do your best to emulate this

post 1626063063 12-19-2020, 08:38 PM
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just open up with "Hey shawty. lemme holla at you right quick ya know what im sayin. checkin you out over there you lookin kinda good, ya know what im sayin. so i was wondering ya know how about you and me go back to the place, get comfortable, probably sip on some of this henney, you know what im sayin, and after that, you know what im... sayin, we can do the grownup and you can let me clap on dem cheeks, ya hear me?"

works every time
post 1626066413 12-19-2020, 09:18 PM
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Originally Posted By XOneAndOnlyX⏩
just open up with "Hey shawty. lemme holla at you right quick ya know what im sayin. checkin you out over there you lookin kinda good, ya know what im sayin. so i was wondering ya know how about you and me go back to the place, get comfortable, probably sip on some of this henney, you know what im sayin, and after that, you know what im... sayin, we can do the grownup and you can let me clap on dem cheeks, ya hear me?"

works every time
I don't know man. I have doubts about that.
It was all just satire. Sorry if I offended anyone with my trolling and sickening posts. Peace and love to everyone.
post 1626066503 12-19-2020, 09:20 PM
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Look up bolobrah
post 1626069723 12-19-2020, 10:00 PM
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Get them off the app....

"hi txt me ########"

then get her on a video chat immediately. if they say anything and dont know how to follow directions, unmatch instantly. even if she offers you her number after you've just given her yours, DIIIIIIIISQUALIFIED.

fuk talking to some loser woman on an app.
post 1626069973 12-19-2020, 10:07 PM
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would be easier to know with your profile

it can be tough if they don't have much on their profile.

an easy kind of general conversation starter was always "i've had a crush on you for years"

you can take tons of variations off of that. weeks/ months/ days.. or just flat out "i have a crush on you". last one might be gay but it could get it started

the thing with tinder is most of them are prob dumb as fuk and gonna just go "what?" or "? i haven't known you for years" "you don't know me, etc." but at least you got the ball rolling

stick within attraction and play with it if you have to
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