Please report to your corporate overlords boyos -- and remember to wear a mask and Stop the Spread ™








(ded fkn Srs)

~focus on what you can control crew~
~flaccid cummer crew~
~you are who you surround yourself with crew~
~mum was an escort crew~
~nothing is permanent so just enjoy the ride crew~
~2.5 inch dink crew~
~Forgive yourself crew~
~Accused of incest by extended family crew~
~It's up to you to fix your life crew~
~deep, sustained sexual eye contact with your own nephew crew~

~focus on what you can control crew~
~flaccid cummer crew~
~you are who you surround yourself with crew~
~mum was an escort crew~
~nothing is permanent so just enjoy the ride crew~
~2.5 inch dink crew~
~Forgive yourself crew~
~Accused of incest by extended family crew~
~It's up to you to fix your life crew~
~deep, sustained sexual eye contact with your own nephew crew~

Originally Posted By notbadnotbrad⏩

I had my morning call at 8am

Now I’m in bed

me unironically calling my boss sir

~focus on what you can control crew~
~flaccid cummer crew~
~you are who you surround yourself with crew~
~mum was an escort crew~
~nothing is permanent so just enjoy the ride crew~
~2.5 inch dink crew~
~Forgive yourself crew~
~Accused of incest by extended family crew~
~It's up to you to fix your life crew~
~deep, sustained sexual eye contact with your own nephew crew~

**Drinks colon cleanse for fun crew**

Originally Posted By nielk⏩

jonathan pls

plz brah call me jon

Originally Posted By DumpsterFire⏩

I got called last night to salt the roads was here for an hour got 4 hr minimum ded fukn srs. In at 7 not wearing a mask u mirin?

mirin' // respect (ded fkn Srs)

Originally Posted By PenorBrahNoHomo⏩

Off work for two weeks for Christmas and New Year feelsgoodman

niiice brah, enjoy (ded fkn Srs)

Originally Posted By mikebadg3⏩

No off days

LOL.... know that feel



I haven't taken any PTO / vacation since last year, but I don't work very hard and have had plenty of days where I didn't even open my computer other than to misc for a couple hours

Originally Posted By BrianDaMan⏩

you dont have unlimited vacation brah? SAD!

manumission crew checking in

funny thing is i do, i just haven't taken any at all this year other than getting my hair surgery last wednesday (ded fkn Srs)

what is manumission?

Originally Posted By ReadyToLift2019⏩

Jake’s on you mf’er

I’ve already been here since 5:30

mirin' the grind cuz

Originally Posted By notbadnotbrad⏩

They want us to make client calls LOL

Such a Fuken joke the week of Christmas

They did say to dedicate this week primarily to lead sourcing tho

that's the worst part about sales ked.... i remember when covid first hit; and leadership was giving us all of these talk tracks and e-mail templates to send out to customers / prospects. i don't think i made a single call or sent out a prospecting e-mail for like 6-7 weeks bc it felt so whack

~focus on what you can control crew~
~flaccid cummer crew~
~you are who you surround yourself with crew~
~mum was an escort crew~
~nothing is permanent so just enjoy the ride crew~
~2.5 inch dink crew~
~Forgive yourself crew~
~Accused of incest by extended family crew~
~It's up to you to fix your life crew~
~deep, sustained sexual eye contact with your own nephew crew~

~focus on what you can control crew~
~flaccid cummer crew~
~you are who you surround yourself with crew~
~mum was an escort crew~
~nothing is permanent so just enjoy the ride crew~
~2.5 inch dink crew~
~Forgive yourself crew~
~Accused of incest by extended family crew~
~It's up to you to fix your life crew~
~deep, sustained sexual eye contact with your own nephew crew~

~focus on what you can control crew~
~flaccid cummer crew~
~you are who you surround yourself with crew~
~mum was an escort crew~
~nothing is permanent so just enjoy the ride crew~
~2.5 inch dink crew~
~Forgive yourself crew~
~Accused of incest by extended family crew~
~It's up to you to fix your life crew~
~deep, sustained sexual eye contact with your own nephew crew~

~focus on what you can control crew~
~flaccid cummer crew~
~you are who you surround yourself with crew~
~mum was an escort crew~
~nothing is permanent so just enjoy the ride crew~
~2.5 inch dink crew~
~Forgive yourself crew~
~Accused of incest by extended family crew~
~It's up to you to fix your life crew~
~deep, sustained sexual eye contact with your own nephew crew~

Originally Posted By PenorBrahNoHomo⏩

Thx brah. I'm at my parents' house. I can hear my dad in the next room making work calls about risk assessments lol. Don't know why he doesn't just retire, he easily could.

He knows he'd never make it on the outside.

They got little baby legs that stand so low
you got to pick 'em up just to say hello.

rumpler of stiltskins

"I'm not afraid to die, I'm afraid I'll survive and have to watch you suffer" - Thy Art Is Murder

"Life will cease so breathe deep" - Lorna Shore