Sup misc

Wanted your perspective on the following scenario

Few years ago I lost my job and had to move into some very “affordable” accomodation

Since then I found a job but have not moved out as I’ve been banging this chick two doors down

To complicate matters, she lives with this intellectually challenged guy, at first I assumed she was his carer but later found out they’re married (WTF?)

Anyhow he’s one of these dudes that’s always “over-compensating” iykwim (guns, big dogs, leased cars etc etc)

lately he’s had this rooster that wakes the whole neighbourhood up at 4am

The HOA doesn’t want to do anything due to his special-needs status

I feel guilty because I’m already literally cucking him

But I need sleep to get up early and work my job laying pipe. I could probably get a clean shot at the rooster from my house when it gets on the fence to crow, and I know he won’t do anything because he’s literally a cuck

Cliffs:
-OP has special needs neighbor
-OP is already cucking neighbor
-OP would feel bad if he had to shoot the rooster but needs to sleep

Update: the HOA is holding an emergency meeting about the cuck-a-doodle-do next door

If they compile enough grievances against him they could get rid of him!

On the one hand if he leaves I’ll no longer be able to get free smashes from his wife

On the other hand if they force him out I estimate probably values will increase minimum 20%

Should I:
attend the HOA and give evidence?
Shoot the rooster as planned?
Continue smashing the wide on the side and call it even?

Bruh stop boning my wife wtf

where are the pics






































of the cock






















of your special needs neighbour

















i need to compare dink sizes

does he have alot of cats?

Imagine the cat smell

Put his cock in your mouth

Just shoot it

Damn tradie problems

Cuck the rooster as well.

How do you bang with the stench of cat piss?

Update:

Just look at the absolute state of their yard:



I understand why the other residents are concerned about property values

I actually met the wife when she asked me to come over to help her build the chicken coop (apparently the “husband” isn’t very good with his hands)

I have nothing against the chickens but the rooster is a step too far

You can try and snuff him but "You know he ain't gonna die"

You should light his hair on fire

embedded 4u

this fukkin lol

Das it mane, your neighbour sounds like a cuck who should set his hair on fire

Cuck his cock. Which one is up to you

How did you know about the smell

I didn’t even mention that in my post

I got as far as the front door and couldn’t go any further

Anyway probably half the reason the wife is always at my pad is to get away from the smell (well that and the LD)

eh just ignore him and mov eon with your life

I don’t really want to victimise someone with obvious intellectual and psychological challenges

This is really about solving a specific issue about a lack of regard for neighbours (notwithstanding his generosity in letting me stretch out his wife’s holes)

ratio of people telling you to kill the rooster and to leave it alone has got me dying

not sure how you're going to pull off brandishing a gun let alone shooting in Australia lmao

Pic of wife to se how you did?

Wasn’t planning to bring out the heavy artillery. The .22 would be more than enough to do the job. Bear in mind there won’t be any witnesses at 4am.

time to get a chicken dinner

Check your CP

I'm not sure what to do about the rooster but I also used to cuck my neighbour back in the day. He was really annoying so I just recorded some vids of me and her and posted it on the hub. I doubt he has seen it but it still feels good that other people know.

I heard he just finished his business plan. Maybe he's gonna make it.

Dam son that is cooooooooooold blooded

Wasn’t sure if I should rep or neg but on r/c for now so will let the fates decide in due course

Did you get a lot of views ?

aware and loled

Damn looks like the rooster’s days are numbered.

Tempted to vaporise it with the 243