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post 1626218793 12-21-2020, 03:05 PM
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post 1626218913 12-21-2020, 03:07 PM
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Originally Posted By 29erbrah⏩
Nobody ever has to take a dump in a movie. Maybe they will get up out of bed and take a leak at most.
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post 1626219003 12-21-2020, 03:08 PM
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Happy endings.
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post 1626219243 12-21-2020, 03:12 PM
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When they're able to enhance some chitty cctv camera footage in order to identify a face or numberplate.
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post 1626219263 12-21-2020, 03:12 PM
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Originally Posted By backinthegymbro⏩
Happy endings.
This.

Sometimes, **** so bad happens there's no recovering from it. The rocky speech, without the good stuff afterwards
post 1626219483 12-21-2020, 03:15 PM
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post 1626219563 12-21-2020, 03:16 PM
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Originally Posted By Silencespeaks⏩
Lonely divorced lady moves to a Christmas town in Vermont and meets a 10/10 Chad with 10/10 personality who wants to marry her.
LMAOOOOO u seem upset
post 1626219673 12-21-2020, 03:18 PM
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Helicopter just blow up.

The gauges do some weird things, lights and sounds, then boom.
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post 1626220333 12-21-2020, 03:27 PM
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the incel gets laid
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post 1626220613 12-21-2020, 03:30 PM
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Good guy wins
post 1626220673 12-21-2020, 03:31 PM
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Car hurdling down sideways down a street and grazes the protagonists' head. Before it explodes or stops, it takes a short-hop like a hot grounder to third.
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post 1626220703 12-21-2020, 03:31 PM
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post 1626220723 12-21-2020, 03:32 PM
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Cars crash and explode.
post 1626220913 12-21-2020, 03:34 PM
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Grenades making people fly through the air

Headshots, especially rapid fire with a pistol.

Tires screeching on wet pavement.
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post 1626222193 12-21-2020, 03:48 PM
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Seeing some weird **** on the side of the road at night in the middle of nowhere and stopping your car to come out and see what’s going on.


Lol every time. I’m speeding up and getting the fuk out
post 1626222813 12-21-2020, 03:54 PM
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It amazes me how often, when the protagonist is holding a handgun within reach of their unarmed enemy, and the enemy says something they don't like, the protagonist proceeds to strike them hard with the barrell. How often does this happen? It's unethical and unnecessary.

People leave giant plates of delicious looking food on the table, without hardly taking a single bite.
worse things happen at sea
post 1626223363 12-21-2020, 04:01 PM
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- Everyone always knows the perfect thing to say, and no one ever has a brain fart or awkward sentence structure unless their character has a speech impediment.

- Everything in a rom com or romance in general

- Investigating that creepy sound you heard in the forest

- Not instantly leaving when your house is clearly haunted

- People staying on the ground after getting hit by one of the hero's punches

- One guy taking on 20 fukkin dudes and winning
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post 1626223483 12-21-2020, 04:02 PM
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That in any fight, there's always time to make a witty remark before landing a satisfying blow...

Probably the best example in history
"Australia is a bi country" - Samuel Whitcombe Hyde
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Originally Posted By SoutheastBeast1⏩
Timothy always ends up winning the extremely attractive girl's heart


Women being superior at anything
Lol, yeah. If you believe movies, women have some integrity and their decision making should be trusted.
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post 1626224383 12-21-2020, 04:13 PM
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Originally Posted By Silencespeaks⏩
Lonely divorced lady moves to a Christmas town in Vermont and meets a 10/10 Chad with 10/10 personality who wants to marry her.
You are Sandwoman now (srs)
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post 1626224653 12-21-2020, 04:17 PM
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post 1626239983 12-21-2020, 07:20 PM
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Originally Posted By Evil_D⏩
That in any fight, there's always time to make a witty remark before landing a satisfying blow...

Probably the best example in history
Greatest ever example was “you’re fired” in True Lies
post 1626240113 12-21-2020, 07:21 PM
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sloots not slooting always
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post 1626240513 12-21-2020, 07:26 PM
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Below Chad tier men banging above a 4/10.
post 1626241533 12-21-2020, 07:38 PM
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Originally Posted By Kewbrah⏩
Greatest ever example was “you’re fired” in True Lies
I think you missed the point.
'You're fired' was a deliberate comical one liner.

The line from the matrix was meant to be cool and serious.

Big difference.
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post 1626241823 12-21-2020, 07:41 PM
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Originally Posted By Evil_D⏩
I think you missed the point.
'You're fired' was a deliberate comical one liner.

The line from the matrix was meant to be cool and serious.

Big difference.
Ah, gotcha
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Teh white man gitting the girl at the end.
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