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Thread: Things that always happen in movies but not irl

post 1626251713 12-21-2020, 10:13 PM
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Originally Posted By TheFitLord⏩
A guy drinks from the slurpee machine in the Kwikee mart and gets pink slush all over his shirt, then when he exits the store, his shirt is immaculate
This Applies to any scene where a character needs to be clean for the next shot.

The guy that jumps off a waterfall to escape the bad guys, swims ashore then the next scene shows him running through the woods completly dry.
post 1626251893 12-21-2020, 10:14 PM
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Originally Posted By POTA⏩
When people try to remember something, the memory plays back like clear movie, and they’re even able to discover new things by focusing on what was going on around them in the memory, like a person or killer who was there.
Also dreams that are just 1:1 replays of past some events seem to be common in movies. Thats not a thing in real life.

Usually if its an intense event, the character wakes up by suddenly sitting up in their bed. Nobody does that.
post 1626252203 12-21-2020, 10:18 PM
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When There is a fight seen, actor misses the punch and hits either a brick wall or a concrete column, and it falls apart like fairy dust.

When some one is overly comically racist and a good guy gets a one up on the dude.
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post 1626253083 12-21-2020, 10:30 PM
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Spontaneously bursting into song and dance.

Almost every car stunt
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post 1626253723 12-21-2020, 10:41 PM
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Jet trails in the sky in Westerns set in the 1800s
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post 1626253823 12-21-2020, 10:42 PM
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Originally Posted By Maestro⏩
The quirky eccentric girl whos only source of income is working part time at a coffee shop or a thrift store yet she lives in a San Francisco/New York City high-rise apartmemt.
Mad magazine pointed this out about Lois Lane in 1978’s Superman
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post 1626254293 12-21-2020, 10:50 PM
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Getting punched in the face in an action movie is no big deal.

Getting shot in the shoulder is no big deal.

Guns have unlimited ammo in action movies, well......at least in the 80s
post 1626254303 12-21-2020, 10:50 PM
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Good guys for the most part never run out of bullets
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post 1626254393 12-21-2020, 10:52 PM
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How does a shoe salesman have a 3 bedroom, 2 bathroom, spacious house with a big basement, with a stay at home wife and 2 kids?
post 1626255573 12-21-2020, 11:09 PM
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Originally Posted By WellHungOver⏩
I swear no one ever puts it in neutral and uses the E brake.
I tend to find the car will decelerate on its own, and then the second you hit the slightest incline, it stops...
I'm #12 in Y2J's "club"...and I'm scared.

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post 1626258853 12-22-2020, 12:19 AM
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Whenever detectives walk into a store to investigate something there are never any other customers or employees inside besides the suspect or the owner.

Gay women are always hot instead of butchy and hideous. Same with trans women.

Massive car chases involving guns and speeding cars never kill any pedestrians or hit any other cars besides maybe a big semi truck.
post 1626259063 12-22-2020, 12:25 AM
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When I was a kid, I was always amazed at all the expensive toys the kids in the movies had, toys my generation played with, but my family couldn’t afford. Maybe it’s because I came from a lower income background.

One example is E.T. The Extra Terrestrial, Elliot was the same age as me, but he had every Star Wars toy, those action figures cost about ten bucks each and he had like a dozen of them.
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post 1626261183 12-22-2020, 01:22 AM
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Non-stop hand to hand combat battles where one warrior goes at it 100% effort takes out dozens of other warriors at a time without breaking a sweat. IRL a top-notch fighter in a ring starts to run out of gas after a few 3 minute rounds.

A bunch of orcs, elves, and hobbits traveling hundreds of miles, not one dude ever needs to stop to take a chit. Same with wizards and dragons.
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post 1626261393 12-22-2020, 01:30 AM
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post 1626262113 12-22-2020, 01:50 AM
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a rich alpha man marrying an ex hooker

isnt that pretty woman?
post 1626262263 12-22-2020, 01:54 AM
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When a writer is the protagonist, they are never seen writing, they just take part in epic adventures.
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post 1626262303 12-22-2020, 01:55 AM
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Originally Posted By TheFitLord⏩
When I was a kid, I was always amazed at all the expensive toys the kids in the movies had, toys my generation played with, but my family couldn’t afford. Maybe it’s because I came from a lower income background.

One example is E.T. The Extra Terrestrial, Elliot was the same age as me, but he had every Star Wars toy, those action figures cost about ten bucks each and he had like a dozen of them.
The figures retailed for $2.49 back then. I'm sorry your parents lied to you.
post 1626262423 12-22-2020, 01:59 AM
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Originally Posted By ErnieMccracken⏩
brb unemployed, live in $8k/mo manhattan townhouse.

Car accident settlement I think
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post 1626262593 12-22-2020, 02:04 AM
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stop attacking as soon as the "bad guy" goes down instead of making 350% sure he's done for

srs, if he's down it's time to go absolute ham on his ass and leave no room for an "unexpected" return

in a gun fight f.e. bad guy is hit and goed down, empty your clip on his face brah, only way to make sure he gone
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post 1626269713 12-22-2020, 06:14 AM
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Originally Posted By HaiMeesk⏩
Non-stop hand to hand combat battles where one warrior goes at it 100% effort takes out dozens of other warriors at a time without breaking a sweat. IRL a top-notch fighter in a ring starts to run out of gas after a few 3 minute rounds.
Deep Space Nine. Worf vs the Jem Hadar gauntlet.
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Indiana Jones was a professor but somehow was always able to go on never ending adventures and not study.
(The Young Indiana Jones TV series)
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Originally Posted By Silencespeaks⏩
Lonely divorced lady moves to a Christmas town in Vermont and meets a 10/10 Chad with 10/10 personality who wants to marry her.
That one was on channel 5 last week lol
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People falling in love in high stress situations.

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Originally Posted By devin45k⏩
People falling in love in high stress situations.

BRB axe murderer coming after us
BRB get the feels for the broad running with you and kiss.
There's actually research into this. People report higher feelings of infatuation in dangerous/risky situations.
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Originally Posted By Muzzlrpress⏩
There's actually research into this. People report higher feelings of infatuation in dangerous/risky situations.
So...Incels should hang out in riots and around murderers to get laid I guess.
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