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12-23-2020, 11:51 AM
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most embarrassing thing you wouldn't even share with your best friend?
I feel like most people have a 'secret', experience, story etc. that is so shameful or embarrassing that they would never tell a soul (except their brahs on the misc)
Fukkit misc... I'll start (ded fkn Srs)
It was the Summer of 2002, I was 15 years old.
I was home alone for the weekend watching my younger brother (7 yrs old at the time), and I remember I had spent basically the entire weekend playing Counterstrike (played CAL-M for those nerds aware)
My younger brother was pretty advanced for a 7 yr old at the time, as are most boys with chit-head / trouble maker older brothers (he pretty much knew about sex, all of the swear words, etc.)
Anyway, he comes down into the basement where I'm playing CS, and he has a fukking vibrator in the cardboard / plastic packaging. It's a little 6 inch purple vibrator.
I'm thinking to myself WTF . . . . so I'm like "andrew where did u get that??"
He told me he had been rummaging through my moms night-cabinet, and he found this little guy, and I mean...... to a 7 year old kid it probably looks like some type of toy, ya know? It's plastic and it's purple.
It was called a 'Doc Johnson' -- I will never forget the feeling of disgust I felt. I was a virgin at the time but had regrettably already been exposed to internet porn, fapping, etc.
Knowing my mom liked buzzing her bean with that thing -- JFL - was a real blackpill
Merry X-mas boyos
Fukkit misc... I'll start (ded fkn Srs)
It was the Summer of 2002, I was 15 years old.
I was home alone for the weekend watching my younger brother (7 yrs old at the time), and I remember I had spent basically the entire weekend playing Counterstrike (played CAL-M for those nerds aware)
My younger brother was pretty advanced for a 7 yr old at the time, as are most boys with chit-head / trouble maker older brothers (he pretty much knew about sex, all of the swear words, etc.)
Anyway, he comes down into the basement where I'm playing CS, and he has a fukking vibrator in the cardboard / plastic packaging. It's a little 6 inch purple vibrator.
I'm thinking to myself WTF . . . . so I'm like "andrew where did u get that??"
He told me he had been rummaging through my moms night-cabinet, and he found this little guy, and I mean...... to a 7 year old kid it probably looks like some type of toy, ya know? It's plastic and it's purple.
It was called a 'Doc Johnson' -- I will never forget the feeling of disgust I felt. I was a virgin at the time but had regrettably already been exposed to internet porn, fapping, etc.
Knowing my mom liked buzzing her bean with that thing -- JFL - was a real blackpill
Merry X-mas boyos
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12-23-2020, 11:54 AM
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Decided to try degenermaxxing and got some sloot to send me coomed panties from bumble.
Tried sniffmaxing gagged and nearly threw up. Not for me man. Dead srs.
Tried sniffmaxing gagged and nearly threw up. Not for me man. Dead srs.
In for pope gains
12-23-2020, 11:55 AM
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Originally Posted By Phuckphaces⏩
LMFAO.... too much miscing for you bro (ded fkn Srs)Decided to try degenermaxxing and got some sloot to send me coomed panties from bumble.
Tried sniffmaxing gagged and nearly threw up. Not for me man. Dead srs.
Tried sniffmaxing gagged and nearly threw up. Not for me man. Dead srs.
~focus on what you can control crew~
~flaccid cummer crew~
~you are who you surround yourself with crew~
~mum was an escort crew~
~nothing is permanent so just enjoy the ride crew~
~2.5 inch dink crew~
~Forgive yourself crew~
~Accused of incest by extended family crew~
~It's up to you to fix your life crew~
~deep, sustained sexual eye contact with your own nephew crew~
12-23-2020, 11:56 AM
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That I’m a miscer
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12-23-2020, 11:57 AM
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When that twink swallowed my seed.
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12-23-2020, 12:00 PM
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probably when I had no money and used a two-dollar bill I had since I was a child to buy beer.
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12-23-2020, 12:01 PM
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Miscing all day
12-23-2020, 12:03 PM
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I hate that for you.
The first time I had sex it was indeed lower than I thought.
The first time I had sex it was indeed lower than I thought.
Not in the AM
12-23-2020, 12:06 PM
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Definitely that I'm a miscer
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12-23-2020, 12:08 PM
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JFL @ the whole story. i would have died if any of my little brothers came walking in with mommys play toy.
reminds me of a similar story:
8th grade year we're all hanging out at a friends house after school and said friend proceeds to tell us he found his moms dildo and being 13 or 14 and not having seen a dildo in person we proudly requested that he shows us said rubber dink. So we walk up into his moms bedroom and he opens up a top drawer in a dresser and low and behold a 6 inch bright red vibrator with a curved shaft and veins!(mind was fukin blown) mind you there aree 4 of us in this bedroom and for some reason the dildo kid and another friend walkout and go downstairs...me and another friend look down at the dildo and look up at each other and you just know that we're having the same exact thoughts going through our heads...being 14 year olds with hormones in full swing we mutually decided we wanted to see what pussy tasted like. well, it certainly seemed like a better idea in our heads because we proceeded to stick the dildo in our mouths and attempted to suck dried poocy juice off of this thing.(strong nohomo) It tasted and smelled horrible. we immediately tossed it back in the drawer and walked downstairs and pretended like nothing happened. sometimes I wonder if that kid would remember that story at all? (ded fkn SRS)
reminds me of a similar story:
8th grade year we're all hanging out at a friends house after school and said friend proceeds to tell us he found his moms dildo and being 13 or 14 and not having seen a dildo in person we proudly requested that he shows us said rubber dink. So we walk up into his moms bedroom and he opens up a top drawer in a dresser and low and behold a 6 inch bright red vibrator with a curved shaft and veins!(mind was fukin blown) mind you there aree 4 of us in this bedroom and for some reason the dildo kid and another friend walkout and go downstairs...me and another friend look down at the dildo and look up at each other and you just know that we're having the same exact thoughts going through our heads...being 14 year olds with hormones in full swing we mutually decided we wanted to see what pussy tasted like. well, it certainly seemed like a better idea in our heads because we proceeded to stick the dildo in our mouths and attempted to suck dried poocy juice off of this thing.(strong nohomo) It tasted and smelled horrible. we immediately tossed it back in the drawer and walked downstairs and pretended like nothing happened. sometimes I wonder if that kid would remember that story at all? (ded fkn SRS)
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12-23-2020, 12:11 PM
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-so i have to do presentation for class
-awkward as ****
-start working out
-not so awkward
-zyzz is my inspiration
-presentation again
-trembling
-just keep telling myself "i'm fawkin zeez bruh"
-get confident
-my turn
-i get up there
-start shaking uncontrollably
-start telling myself "i'm fawkin zeez bruh"
-teacher says I can start anytime
-I start off with "i'm fawkin zeez bruh"
-at this point I'm so nervous I blackout
-"i'm fawkin zeez bruh"
-repeat at least 4 more times
-look around the room, people are saying "why does he keep saying that?"
-girls start laughing
-I pass out
-hit head on the corner of teacher's desk
-minor concussion
-teacher thinks I was on drugs
-classmates call my zeezprah
-nickname eventually turns into zebra
-i haven't heard my real name in months
-haven't been this depressed since high school
-awkward as ****
-start working out
-not so awkward
-zyzz is my inspiration
-presentation again
-trembling
-just keep telling myself "i'm fawkin zeez bruh"
-get confident
-my turn
-i get up there
-start shaking uncontrollably
-start telling myself "i'm fawkin zeez bruh"
-teacher says I can start anytime
-I start off with "i'm fawkin zeez bruh"
-at this point I'm so nervous I blackout
-"i'm fawkin zeez bruh"
-repeat at least 4 more times
-look around the room, people are saying "why does he keep saying that?"
-girls start laughing
-I pass out
-hit head on the corner of teacher's desk
-minor concussion
-teacher thinks I was on drugs
-classmates call my zeezprah
-nickname eventually turns into zebra
-i haven't heard my real name in months
-haven't been this depressed since high school
12-23-2020, 12:13 PM
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12-23-2020, 12:17 PM
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12-23-2020, 12:22 PM
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Originally Posted By DrugsToGetBig⏩
This is hilarious, lolJFL @ the whole story. i would have died if any of my little brothers came walking in with mommys play toy.
reminds me of a similar story:
8th grade year we're all hanging out at a friends house after school and said friend proceeds to tell us he found his moms dildo and being 13 or 14 and not having seen a dildo in person we proudly requested that he shows us said rubber dink. So we walk up into his moms bedroom and he opens up a top drawer in a dresser and low and behold a 6 inch bright red vibrator with a curved shaft and veins!(mind was fukin blown) mind you there aree 4 of us in this bedroom and for some reason the dildo kid and another friend walkout and go downstairs...me and another friend look down at the dildo and look up at each other and you just know that we're having the same exact thoughts going through our heads...being 14 year olds with hormones in full swing we mutually decided we wanted to see what pussy tasted like. well, it certainly seemed like a better idea in our heads because we proceeded to stick the dildo in our mouths and attempted to suck dried poocy juice off of this thing.(strong nohomo) It tasted and smelled horrible. we immediately tossed it back in the drawer and walked downstairs and pretended like nothing happened. sometimes I wonder if that kid would remember that story at all? (ded fkn SRS)
reminds me of a similar story:
8th grade year we're all hanging out at a friends house after school and said friend proceeds to tell us he found his moms dildo and being 13 or 14 and not having seen a dildo in person we proudly requested that he shows us said rubber dink. So we walk up into his moms bedroom and he opens up a top drawer in a dresser and low and behold a 6 inch bright red vibrator with a curved shaft and veins!(mind was fukin blown) mind you there aree 4 of us in this bedroom and for some reason the dildo kid and another friend walkout and go downstairs...me and another friend look down at the dildo and look up at each other and you just know that we're having the same exact thoughts going through our heads...being 14 year olds with hormones in full swing we mutually decided we wanted to see what pussy tasted like. well, it certainly seemed like a better idea in our heads because we proceeded to stick the dildo in our mouths and attempted to suck dried poocy juice off of this thing.(strong nohomo) It tasted and smelled horrible. we immediately tossed it back in the drawer and walked downstairs and pretended like nothing happened. sometimes I wonder if that kid would remember that story at all? (ded fkn SRS)
12-23-2020, 12:22 PM
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I don't know if you all still have these things, but we used to be able to order books like once a month at primary school. You could order magazines and records too.
Well... I ordered a book on how to become a werewolf. It gave this whole ritual. Part of which meant getting a belt made of leather or HUMAN SKIN.
So, anyway... I got all the chit for the ritual and I went out in the woods to do it. (now see this was easy to do in Alaska because it was dark almost ALL the furarking time so you could be out at 6pm in some woods near your house and it would be like midnight.) Plus, there were woods every where.
I did the stupid ritual. To this day I have not yet ONCE turned into a werewolf.
Fuarking ass stupid fuarking book.
I could be CementWerewolf right now.
Well... I ordered a book on how to become a werewolf. It gave this whole ritual. Part of which meant getting a belt made of leather or HUMAN SKIN.
So, anyway... I got all the chit for the ritual and I went out in the woods to do it. (now see this was easy to do in Alaska because it was dark almost ALL the furarking time so you could be out at 6pm in some woods near your house and it would be like midnight.) Plus, there were woods every where.
I did the stupid ritual. To this day I have not yet ONCE turned into a werewolf.
Fuarking ass stupid fuarking book.
I could be CementWerewolf right now.
R.I.P. Hector Bluntz
I am sex yor butt.
Sick Duck Crew.
Stroke crew
Mortal Enema Crew.
Intent to penetrate Crew.
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12-23-2020, 12:28 PM
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Originally Posted By CementPizza⏩
Did u hv any paranormal/demonic experiences afterI don't know if you all still have these things, but we used to be able to order books like once a month at primary school. You could order magazines and records too.
Well... I ordered a book on how to become a werewolf. It gave this whole ritual. Part of which meant getting a belt made of leather or HUMAN SKIN.
So, anyway... I got all the chit for the ritual and I went out in the woods to do it. (now see this was easy to do in Alaska because it was dark almost ALL the furarking time so you could be out at 6pm in some woods near your house and it would be like midnight.) Plus, there were woods every where.
I did the stupid ritual. To this day I have not yet ONCE turned into a werewolf.
Fuarking ass stupid fuarking book.
I could be CementWerewolf right now.
Well... I ordered a book on how to become a werewolf. It gave this whole ritual. Part of which meant getting a belt made of leather or HUMAN SKIN.
So, anyway... I got all the chit for the ritual and I went out in the woods to do it. (now see this was easy to do in Alaska because it was dark almost ALL the furarking time so you could be out at 6pm in some woods near your house and it would be like midnight.) Plus, there were woods every where.
I did the stupid ritual. To this day I have not yet ONCE turned into a werewolf.
Fuarking ass stupid fuarking book.
I could be CementWerewolf right now.
12-23-2020, 12:29 PM
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Originally Posted By DrugsToGetBig⏩
HHHAAHHAAHAHHAAHAHJFL @ the whole story. i would have died if any of my little brothers came walking in with mommys play toy.
reminds me of a similar story:
8th grade year we're all hanging out at a friends house after school and said friend proceeds to tell us he found his moms dildo and being 13 or 14 and not having seen a dildo in person we proudly requested that he shows us said rubber dink. So we walk up into his moms bedroom and he opens up a top drawer in a dresser and low and behold a 6 inch bright red vibrator with a curved shaft and veins!(mind was fukin blown) mind you there aree 4 of us in this bedroom and for some reason the dildo kid and another friend walkout and go downstairs...me and another friend look down at the dildo and look up at each other and you just know that we're having the same exact thoughts going through our heads...being 14 year olds with hormones in full swing we mutually decided we wanted to see what pussy tasted like. well, it certainly seemed like a better idea in our heads because we proceeded to stick the dildo in our mouths and attempted to suck dried poocy juice off of this thing.(strong nohomo) It tasted and smelled horrible. we immediately tossed it back in the drawer and walked downstairs and pretended like nothing happened. sometimes I wonder if that kid would remember that story at all? (ded fkn SRS)
reminds me of a similar story:
8th grade year we're all hanging out at a friends house after school and said friend proceeds to tell us he found his moms dildo and being 13 or 14 and not having seen a dildo in person we proudly requested that he shows us said rubber dink. So we walk up into his moms bedroom and he opens up a top drawer in a dresser and low and behold a 6 inch bright red vibrator with a curved shaft and veins!(mind was fukin blown) mind you there aree 4 of us in this bedroom and for some reason the dildo kid and another friend walkout and go downstairs...me and another friend look down at the dildo and look up at each other and you just know that we're having the same exact thoughts going through our heads...being 14 year olds with hormones in full swing we mutually decided we wanted to see what pussy tasted like. well, it certainly seemed like a better idea in our heads because we proceeded to stick the dildo in our mouths and attempted to suck dried poocy juice off of this thing.(strong nohomo) It tasted and smelled horrible. we immediately tossed it back in the drawer and walked downstairs and pretended like nothing happened. sometimes I wonder if that kid would remember that story at all? (ded fkn SRS)
I've repped you recently or you would get reps. This is funny as fuk.
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12-23-2020, 12:30 PM
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Originally Posted By mk2kh⏩
Nope.Did u hv any paranormal/demonic experiences after
Not until I moved into this house.
But my werewolf attempt occurred in the 70s.
R.I.P. Hector Bluntz
I am sex yor butt.
Sick Duck Crew.
Stroke crew
Mortal Enema Crew.
Intent to penetrate Crew.
https://www.amazon.com/Best-Sellers-Kitchen-Dining-Potholders/zgbs/kitchen/678537011
12-23-2020, 12:34 PM
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12-23-2020, 12:34 PM
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STORY TIME
there is known tranny in my area. latina. fake teds and booty looks like a MANLY woman but tranny. femenine as phuck the way she talks and walks. everything.
ran into her at a small hole in the wall spanish bar/club.
well i saw her/he and recognized her/he. i was by myself that night. i was sitting at the bar and she was dancing with some other guys.
eventually she came to the other end of the bar. we made i contact and i nervously smiled and she/he did too.
well she goes back dancing and i keep on drinking. after about 15 mins or 6 beers she/he comes to me and asks if im ok cuz im just sitting drinking.
at first, since caught of guard, i was standoffish towards her/he cuz i know she is a tranny.
like a minute into convo i realized how ****ing hot she/he looked in that white tiny ass tight dress she/he had on and the openning on the side of the dress in the leg are showed a thin little g string.
i already had a buzz on so i said **** it and just said hey less dance.
well, i had a rock hard erection the whole time and she/he felt and man that fake ass felt good grinding on me dancing reggaeton.
didnt do anything past that and left.
got home and jerked off and had the biggest load and then felt shame.
i can link you *******s to pics if needed
there is known tranny in my area. latina. fake teds and booty looks like a MANLY woman but tranny. femenine as phuck the way she talks and walks. everything.
ran into her at a small hole in the wall spanish bar/club.
well i saw her/he and recognized her/he. i was by myself that night. i was sitting at the bar and she was dancing with some other guys.
eventually she came to the other end of the bar. we made i contact and i nervously smiled and she/he did too.
well she goes back dancing and i keep on drinking. after about 15 mins or 6 beers she/he comes to me and asks if im ok cuz im just sitting drinking.
at first, since caught of guard, i was standoffish towards her/he cuz i know she is a tranny.
like a minute into convo i realized how ****ing hot she/he looked in that white tiny ass tight dress she/he had on and the openning on the side of the dress in the leg are showed a thin little g string.
i already had a buzz on so i said **** it and just said hey less dance.
well, i had a rock hard erection the whole time and she/he felt and man that fake ass felt good grinding on me dancing reggaeton.
didnt do anything past that and left.
got home and jerked off and had the biggest load and then felt shame.
i can link you *******s to pics if needed
12-23-2020, 01:10 PM
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Originally Posted By DrugsToGetBig⏩
I wud not admit this evn on the miscJFL @ the whole story. i would have died if any of my little brothers came walking in with mommys play toy.
reminds me of a similar story:
8th grade year we're all hanging out at a friends house after school and said friend proceeds to tell us he found his moms dildo and being 13 or 14 and not having seen a dildo in person we proudly requested that he shows us said rubber dink. So we walk up into his moms bedroom and he opens up a top drawer in a dresser and low and behold a 6 inch bright red vibrator with a curved shaft and veins!(mind was fukin blown) mind you there aree 4 of us in this bedroom and for some reason the dildo kid and another friend walkout and go downstairs...me and another friend look down at the dildo and look up at each other and you just know that we're having the same exact thoughts going through our heads...being 14 year olds with hormones in full swing we mutually decided we wanted to see what pussy tasted like. well, it certainly seemed like a better idea in our heads because we proceeded to stick the dildo in our mouths and attempted to suck dried poocy juice off of this thing.(strong nohomo) It tasted and smelled horrible. we immediately tossed it back in the drawer and walked downstairs and pretended like nothing happened. sometimes I wonder if that kid would remember that story at all? (ded fkn SRS)
reminds me of a similar story:
8th grade year we're all hanging out at a friends house after school and said friend proceeds to tell us he found his moms dildo and being 13 or 14 and not having seen a dildo in person we proudly requested that he shows us said rubber dink. So we walk up into his moms bedroom and he opens up a top drawer in a dresser and low and behold a 6 inch bright red vibrator with a curved shaft and veins!(mind was fukin blown) mind you there aree 4 of us in this bedroom and for some reason the dildo kid and another friend walkout and go downstairs...me and another friend look down at the dildo and look up at each other and you just know that we're having the same exact thoughts going through our heads...being 14 year olds with hormones in full swing we mutually decided we wanted to see what pussy tasted like. well, it certainly seemed like a better idea in our heads because we proceeded to stick the dildo in our mouths and attempted to suck dried poocy juice off of this thing.(strong nohomo) It tasted and smelled horrible. we immediately tossed it back in the drawer and walked downstairs and pretended like nothing happened. sometimes I wonder if that kid would remember that story at all? (ded fkn SRS)
12-23-2020, 01:13 PM
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Originally Posted By DrugsToGetBig⏩
BRO... lmfaoJFL @ the whole story. i would have died if any of my little brothers came walking in with mommys play toy.
reminds me of a similar story:
8th grade year we're all hanging out at a friends house after school and said friend proceeds to tell us he found his moms dildo and being 13 or 14 and not having seen a dildo in person we proudly requested that he shows us said rubber dink. So we walk up into his moms bedroom and he opens up a top drawer in a dresser and low and behold a 6 inch bright red vibrator with a curved shaft and veins!(mind was fukin blown) mind you there aree 4 of us in this bedroom and for some reason the dildo kid and another friend walkout and go downstairs...me and another friend look down at the dildo and look up at each other and you just know that we're having the same exact thoughts going through our heads...being 14 year olds with hormones in full swing we mutually decided we wanted to see what pussy tasted like. well, it certainly seemed like a better idea in our heads because we proceeded to stick the dildo in our mouths and attempted to suck dried poocy juice off of this thing.(strong nohomo) It tasted and smelled horrible. we immediately tossed it back in the drawer and walked downstairs and pretended like nothing happened. sometimes I wonder if that kid would remember that story at all? (ded fkn SRS)
reminds me of a similar story:
8th grade year we're all hanging out at a friends house after school and said friend proceeds to tell us he found his moms dildo and being 13 or 14 and not having seen a dildo in person we proudly requested that he shows us said rubber dink. So we walk up into his moms bedroom and he opens up a top drawer in a dresser and low and behold a 6 inch bright red vibrator with a curved shaft and veins!(mind was fukin blown) mind you there aree 4 of us in this bedroom and for some reason the dildo kid and another friend walkout and go downstairs...me and another friend look down at the dildo and look up at each other and you just know that we're having the same exact thoughts going through our heads...being 14 year olds with hormones in full swing we mutually decided we wanted to see what pussy tasted like. well, it certainly seemed like a better idea in our heads because we proceeded to stick the dildo in our mouths and attempted to suck dried poocy juice off of this thing.(strong nohomo) It tasted and smelled horrible. we immediately tossed it back in the drawer and walked downstairs and pretended like nothing happened. sometimes I wonder if that kid would remember that story at all? (ded fkn SRS)
Have not fkn laughed this hard out loud from misc in a while (ded fkn Srs)
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12-23-2020, 01:17 PM
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Originally Posted By DrugsToGetBig⏩
would be fuken hilarious if you guys equated it to something.8th grade year we're all hanging out at a friends house after school and said friend proceeds to tell us he found his moms dildo and being 13 or 14 and not having seen a dildo in person we proudly requested that he shows us said rubber dink. So we walk up into his moms bedroom and he opens up a top drawer in a dresser and low and behold a 6 inch bright red vibrator with a curved shaft and veins!(mind was fukin blown) mind you there aree 4 of us in this bedroom and for some reason the dildo kid and another friend walkout and go downstairs...me and another friend look down at the dildo and look up at each other and you just know that we're having the same exact thoughts going through our heads...being 14 year olds with hormones in full swing we mutually decided we wanted to see what pussy tasted like. well, it certainly seemed like a better idea in our heads because we proceeded to stick the dildo in our mouths and attempted to suck dried poocy juice off of this thing.(strong nohomo) It tasted and smelled horrible. we immediately tossed it back in the drawer and walked downstairs and pretended like nothing happened. sometimes I wonder if that kid would remember that story at all? (ded fkn SRS)
also, "he never did have pussy again"
12-23-2020, 01:18 PM
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Originally Posted By xxAchillesxx⏩
x 1 yeh!Definitely that I'm a miscer
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hmmm interesting
12-23-2020, 01:30 PM
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Wtf @ replies itt...In for moar lmao
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