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Thread: U r a fem miscer. What would you do? Pick one of two options. Reps.

post 1626490293 12-24-2020, 12:52 PM
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Originally Posted By ChangeOfStyle⏩
Nah already ate almost 2k calories of maccas

cheers tho

wan sum fuk instead?
Ask me again, privately this timeHappy Christmas Eve. I'll give you a potato tomorrow.
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post 1626490323 12-24-2020, 12:53 PM
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Originally Posted By DM28⏩
Ask me again, privately this timeHappy Christmas Eve. I'll give you a potato tomorrow.
now where is the fun in that
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post 1626490363 12-24-2020, 12:53 PM
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Originally Posted By ChangeOfStyle⏩
What on earth is transpiring in this thread right now
Scalloped, baked ... fresh in the ground. What'll it be? mmmm ... You know you feel it right down there once the ladies start talking about taters.

ppst dm28, we'd better be careful they're going to start another potato riot. I've only got just so many in my garden.
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Originally Posted By ChangeOfStyle⏩
now where is the fun in that
I'm always fun
Originally Posted By MegaSloot⏩
Scalloped, baked ... fresh in the ground. What'll it be? mmmm ... You know you feel it right down there once the ladies start talking about taters.

ppst dm28, we'd better be careful they're going to start another potato riot. I've only got just so many in my garden.
This really is magic, offer a potato even on a no ty they are lured in. Score for potato crew
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post 1626490713 12-24-2020, 12:57 PM
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Originally Posted By MegaSloot⏩
You are a fem miscer. Guys notice you, you are known among lifters and athletes.
You are in love with your first love and he's not married.
You are also horny and bored and you don't know if he sees you and is ignoring you, or if he is wanting you and just can't see you.

Pick a path:
a. stay chaste, keep waiting for him to visit again - safest, most honorable.
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b. start flirting and wait for the dudes to pour in
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c. Send nudes to capowt

The downside to option B is that you've done some light flirting before and it results in break-ins, stalkers, and the phone blowing up at all hours, constantly.

What option would you pick and why?
I think you should go with option c. When you weigh up the pros and cons of each option it becomes quite clear that option c is the healthiest choice.

Cheers.
post 1626490773 12-24-2020, 12:58 PM
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Originally Posted By ChangeOfStyle⏩
wan sum fuk instead?
See what I mean?!!! Proof!
post 1626491053 12-24-2020, 01:02 PM
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Originally Posted By mr.left
Sounds like he is a (#1no strings attached kind of guy) AKA just wants to **** or (#2 he likes knowing you ride a lot of Cawks). I would say # 2
Woah. Maybe. It would explain some things ... like why he shows up after I try to get things going with others. Oh god ... I think I might know why he likes that.
But if true that means I basically can't lose if I get a little bit of dink as my new year's resolution.
post 1626491123 12-24-2020, 01:03 PM
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Originally Posted By MegaSloot⏩
See what I mean?!!! Proof!
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post 1626491443 12-24-2020, 01:05 PM
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Originally Posted By capowt⏩
I think you should go with option c. When you weigh up the pros and cons of each option it become quite clear that option c is the healthiest choice.

Cheers.
What is it with me and Aussies. Y'all are fun but so far away ...
post 1626491533 12-24-2020, 01:06 PM
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Originally Posted By DM28⏩
Our potatoes bring all the boys to the yard
??????????

If you read it, it says that I refused your gift of potatoes so your conclusion is invalid
if you need someone to chat with, don't hesitate to shoot me a PM.
post 1626491553 12-24-2020, 01:06 PM
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Originally Posted By MegaSloot⏩
Woah. Maybe. It would explain some things ... like why he shows up after I try to get things going with others. Oh god ... I think I might know why he likes that.
But if true that means I basically can't lose if I get a little bit of dink as my new year's resolution.
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Originally Posted By ChangeOfStyle⏩
??????????

If you read it, it says that I refused your gift of potatoes so your conclusion is invalid
Yes you said you had already had food, but I offered potato and you offered some fuk so it lured you in still, the magic of the potato is undeniable
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post 1626492603 12-24-2020, 01:17 PM
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Originally Posted By TheCoomadore⏩
anyone else lold hard at this?
Nope. I repped her for these good words. It's how I've been living. I just want something fun in my life. But if that other poster is right, lefthook, then he actually seems to get activated when I'm with other dudes. WTF. I never thought of it, but it's 100% accurate. This would never, ever have occurred to me. All I can think of when I think of them is the knock down drag out fights. But if this is true, how could I have my head so far up my ass that I didn't realize this aspect of his sexuality? Me waiting for him - him waiting for me to make my move on other guys. Mind = blown
post 1626492853 12-24-2020, 01:19 PM
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Originally Posted By ChangeOfStyle⏩
??????????

If you read it, it says that I refused your gift of potatoes so your conclusion is invalid
No, you offered yourself. You said you were sexually attracted. I quoted it above and said "proof." Sry. You are male, it isn't your fault. :P
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Originally Posted By mr.left
Go on Girl, Ride those Horses till your sore
hnnng! It's been a while ... I may have saved some numbers. Been collecting them with zero effort, but I wasn't on the market because I liked the guy who likes when I fuk other dudes. just lol. that's like a perfect catch 22.

Okay so last time I felt like things got out of control FAST. Talked to a couple of different guys last time, but they said they couldn't get through to me, so I guess I should narrow the number down. Also, I should keep my location a secret to cut down on the actual break ins. Those are scary af. The best way to deal with it is to actually draw a weapon. Brandishing is illegal. So, I have to be serious about it. That worked in the past, but it's hard to hate someone that much. hum. I'll have to think of some defensive strategies. I don't want it to get like last time. Folks calling me pretending to be another dude, all sorts of things. I didn't mind getting followed because they police each other. In other words, the other dudes see the dude following and get on to him. Except when he's not seen. I hate having to kinda feel like it's not really safe. I thought if I only talked to guys I know it would be okay, but crazy, crazy chit happened to me last time. If I just pick one dude and talk to one dude I might end up getting married which might not be so bad, but Im still in love with my 1st. Seriously can't believe he LIKES that I'm a slut. fucing can't believe it. It explains everything though.
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Originally Posted By MegaSloot⏩
No, you offered yourself. You said you were sexually attracted. I quoted it above and said "proof." Sry. You are male, it isn't your fault.
Tbf it could just be azz he was after.


So which will you choose? Fluffy Kiop who is trying his hardest to communicate, or funny, looking hard capowt?
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Originally Posted By DM28⏩
Tbf it could just be azz he was after.


So which will you choose? Fluffy Kiop who is trying his hardest to communicate, or funny, looking hard capowt?
And I can't have both at once, right?Unless I wanted to summon my sloot loving chad back at a run. lol. Gawd men are so weird.
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Originally Posted By MegaSloot⏩
And I can't have both at once, right?Unless I wanted to summon my sloot loving chad back at a run. lol. Gawd men are so weird.
Go for both then, I can't say anything against that at all.lol
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Originally Posted By DM28⏩
Go for both then, I can't say anything against that at all.lol
at this rate we're not even going to need spuds to bring them to the yard.
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Originally Posted By ChunkerFish⏩
I would smear cooking oil all over myself then take some hilarious mall vanity style pictures, and put them on my Bodyspace

When my crush saw the fat boomers and ****** thirsting over me then he'd realize what he's missing out on
It can't be about the Chad though. When I strike, it's because I mean it. So the dude I'm going to hone in on is going to get all of me, not me still missing my first. It would be evil to bang some dude and not love him.
But what if my first love does return ... what then? I'm being honest when I say I prefer him, but I'm just totally bored with being alone.


Okay I've been thinking about it. Mr. Lefthook is still right. My Chad would still like me. I guess I'll tell my new guy that I'm not into a serious relationship? But that's not like me. I only do serious. Ugh, this is driving me crazy.
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Originally Posted By DM28⏩
Go for both then, I can't say anything against that at all.lol
reps on spread
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Originally Posted By DM28⏩
Tbf it could just be azz he was after.


So which will you choose? Fluffy Kiop who is trying his hardest to communicate, or funny, looking hard capowt?
I ask 4 nude
only nd still
waytin 4 thym
bastard
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Originally Posted By capowt⏩
I ask 4 nude
only nd still
waytin 4 thym
bastard
potato ...
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Originally Posted By MegaSloot⏩
at this rate we're not even going to need spuds to bring them to the yard.
Like a game of Misc Pokemon for Christmas gotta catch em all, we can divide them all up or share, except for one I will not share
Originally Posted By capowt⏩
I ask 4 nude
only nd still
waytin 4 thym
bastard
This would be better off directed at mega whom you asked for the noodz brah, I admire your kiop impersonation though, have a potato
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Originally Posted By Anachron⏩
Bunch of potatoes in this thread.
That's why you are here. You have a boner too I'll bet.
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Originally Posted By Anachron⏩
Bunch of potatoes in this thread.
We have all the potatoes, you in?
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Originally Posted By DM28⏩
We have all the potatoes, you in?
I swear they'll never admit it. I've never met a man who confessed. They're taught from a young age that anything related to being aroused by potatoes is socially unacceptable, perhaps a bit criminal even. That doesn't change the scientific reality of the effect they have.

He's hard as a diamond by now.
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Originally Posted By Anachron⏩
Not a big fan of potatoes... Is there an innuendo I am not aware of?

Does potato mean something like "mentally challenged female"?

Because that would make sense given the contents of this thread.
see what I mean? This specimen is a perfect example. Imma laugh my ass off if he's the third guy in this thread to say "I don't like taters" then "wanna fuk"? buahahaha!

Potato ...























































Potato ...

It's going to work. Works every time.
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Originally Posted By Anachron⏩
Not a big fan of potatoes... Is there an innuendo I am not aware of?

Does potato mean something like "mentally challenged female"?

Because that would make sense given the contents of this thread.
All Chad's want are potatoes. I have been awared recently, I mean I never cared before until one in particular said so of course. How can you not love potatoes?
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Didn't read the entire thread, but when I like a guy, it's VERY obvious and I put in effort. That said, if a guy doesn't reciprocate or is only lukewarm about his intentions, I stop everything and move on with my life. Not a fan of chasing guys if I'm already putting myself out there, I'm not gonna beg for attention lol. I honestly think if a guy likes you, he will try his damnest to make it work as well. If he doesn't, to me that just means you're not a priority to him and ya should move on.
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