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post 1626465753 12-24-2020, 07:40 AM
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U r a fem miscer. What would you do? Pick one of two options. Reps.

You are a fem miscer. Guys notice you, you are known among lifters and athletes.
You are in love with your first love and he's not married.
You are also horny and bored and you don't know if he sees you and is ignoring you, or if he is wanting you and just can't see you.

Pick a path:
a. stay chaste, keep waiting for him to visit again - safest, most honorable.
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b. start flirting and wait for the dudes to pour in

The downside to option B is that you've done some light flirting before and it results in break-ins, stalkers, and the phone blowing up at all hours, constantly.

What option would you pick and why?
post 1626465973 12-24-2020, 07:42 AM
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Go to the relationship section ho.
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post 1626466003 12-24-2020, 07:43 AM
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as a female miscer, I can honestly say that I would spread my cheeks and wait for the dudes to pour in
post 1626466103 12-24-2020, 07:44 AM
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sell my
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pampers
post 1626466183 12-24-2020, 07:45 AM
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Originally Posted By Anachron⏩
How many times do I have to tell you, I'm not ignoring you, I am completely and utterly not interested.
Absolutely. I don't have the equipment to satisfy you. However, not all guys are this ghey.
The question isn't so much about your need for cock and balls as it is about you putting yourself in my place and giving me insight about what you would do if you were me.
post 1626466213 12-24-2020, 07:46 AM
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Need more responses to make this more lulzy
if you need someone to chat with, don't hesitate to shoot me a PM.
post 1626466263 12-24-2020, 07:46 AM
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post 1626466293 12-24-2020, 07:47 AM
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Originally Posted By Ironmanlet⏩
Go to the relationship section ho.
Lol, thanks, sloot. I forgot about that section. should have posted there.
post 1626466363 12-24-2020, 07:48 AM
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PM noods to miscers to raise your self esteem and give you the confidence you need irl to secure your one true love
post 1626466433 12-24-2020, 07:49 AM
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Originally Posted By drvillain⏩
as a female miscer, I can honestly say that I would spread my cheeks and wait for the dudes to pour in
lol. I feel like I need to grow some nuts and jump in again.
post 1626466533 12-24-2020, 07:50 AM
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Originally Posted By Kiop⏩
sell my
period
stained
pampers
classic kiop response. love you, bro
post 1626466583 12-24-2020, 07:51 AM
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Originally Posted By Rajc⏩
take a flight to switzerland, come to me and we'll start making real money, hoe
Show me dem nips, harlot. We can't make a dime with you being that shy.
post 1626466633 12-24-2020, 07:51 AM
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a. i'd wait and stay chaste bcuz first i'm a simp for morals, family oriented (I want a big family) and i like those kind of stories when you just marry the love of your life. 2nd, in my daily life i'm a hard no for hookups, tinder, etc bcuz i wouldn't be able to go to sleeping knowing that i'm on someone's list as a 1 night stand or even worse some loser is bragging about it

all my relationships were long, serious ,etc. i live by those rules
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post 1626466643 12-24-2020, 07:51 AM
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Originally Posted By supup⏩
PM noods to miscers to raise your self esteem and give you the confidence you need irl to secure your one true love
The world has seen enough of my ass. I'll take this as a vote to stay chaste and wait.
post 1626466903 12-24-2020, 07:54 AM
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Originally Posted By Anachron⏩
Current set not working?
actually laughed at that. I am just a little scared of oral. I'm a legend, but getting back in the game is a bit intimidating knowing what I know.
post 1626467343 12-24-2020, 08:01 AM
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Thanks for the insight y'all. If I can feel the heft and swing of my massive nuts today I will think about getting back into it. I need courage as well as horniness. My dude shows up ironically when other dudes are in my life. He likes to peel the other dudes off and take their place. I don't know why he does this, but when I think of moving on I end up thinking of him as well. Blows my tiny mind.
post 1626467463 12-24-2020, 08:02 AM
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You need to give more insight on the man in question. Why arent you dating?

I dont think you should save yourself for someone that isn't taking you serious
post 1626467653 12-24-2020, 08:04 AM
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I'm slightly confused about what you are asking, but if I was you pick option b while dancing around singing my potatoes bring all the boys to the yard <3 I'll go with that
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post 1626467773 12-24-2020, 08:06 AM
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Originally Posted By drvillain⏩
You need to give more insight on the man in question. Why arent you dating?

I dont think you should save yourself for someone that isn't taking you serious
This. I'm confused by the OP. Is this someone in your real life? I'd figure out what is going on there before flirting or anything else with others.
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post 1626467853 12-24-2020, 08:07 AM
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Originally Posted By drvillain⏩
You need to give more insight on the man in question. Why arent you dating?

I dont think you should save yourself for someone that isn't taking you serious
I'm not dating because when I finally remembered that he was alive, I had strong feelings of attachment for my first love. His new girl has a whole lot in common with me. To the point where she's outright copying me. So ... makes me think he hasn't moved on. I heard she wasn't with him anymore. Makes me think she was a stand in for me. He was my first human friend. Bonded strong when we were kids. Lord have mercy he grew up though. 6ft6, 265lbs, diamond.
post 1626467963 12-24-2020, 08:09 AM
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Originally Posted By DM28⏩
I'm slightly confused about what you are asking, but if I was you pick option b while dancing around singing my potatoes bring all the boys to the yard <3 I'll go with that
Yeah baby! They DO bring them out. Males LOVE the potatoes.
post 1626468093 12-24-2020, 08:10 AM
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B i think, Guy A doesn’t sound interested
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post 1626468243 12-24-2020, 08:12 AM
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Originally Posted By Legz422⏩
This. I'm confused by the OP. Is this someone in your real life? I'd figure out what is going on there before flirting or anything else with others.
Makes sense, but I'm hella bored. He knows better than to leave me for so long. Someone is filling his head up with garbage, but life is passing me by. I wish I hadn't ignored him so hard. I was into so much.
post 1626468293 12-24-2020, 08:12 AM
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Originally Posted By Anachron⏩
I thought it was arranged marriages, not love of your life scenario?
most gypsy people are actually picking their partner in the current time, they just marry much faster than regular folks

u're a retard, uncultured and xenophobic
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post 1626468753 12-24-2020, 08:18 AM
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Originally Posted By MegaSloot⏩
The downside to option B is that you've done some light flirting beforeand it results in break-ins, stalkers,and the phone blowing up at all hours, constantly.
WTF is wrong with some men?

Brahs need to check their mental health.
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post 1626469223 12-24-2020, 08:24 AM
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Originally Posted By Anachron⏩
Notice how I didn't say anything about gypsy.

You did.
because it wouldn't be the first time you call me a gypsy. guess what, nobody cares, i find it annoying that those who mention it have no knowledge about gypsies.

stupid uncultured americans, no wonder nobody likes you in europe
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post 1626469573 12-24-2020, 08:28 AM
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Originally Posted By MegaSloot⏩
Yeah baby! They DO bring them out. Males LOVE the potatoes.
I never actually cared until MF said that is what they want so I shall now hoard potatoesI also now identify as potato
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post 1626470233 12-24-2020, 08:38 AM
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Originally Posted By RoxyFoxy22⏩
because it wouldn't be the first time you call me a gypsy. guess what, nobody cares, i find it annoying that those who mention it have no knowledge about gypsies.

stupid uncultured americans, no wonder nobody likes you in europe
‘Errybody luvs a good ‘ol Canadian boy tho. Lol, inb4 haters.
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post 1626470693 12-24-2020, 08:44 AM
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Originally Posted By Anachron⏩
Just LOL @ beavercels srs.
Who doesn’t love a nice beaver!? I know I do
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post 1626470753 12-24-2020, 08:45 AM
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Originally Posted By Anachron⏩
I do wonder why Eastern Europeans always get their panties in a bunch regarding gypsies.
we do not hate gypsies as you think, we just are mad bcuz people are afraid of us due to them
Originally Posted By JaymzJ⏩
‘Errybody luvs a good ‘ol Canadian boy tho. Lol, inb4 haters.
true
Originally Posted By Rajc⏩
jfl if you think i am american, we dont like americans that's true, but we also dont dislike them.. we do however dislike gypsies
your country is known for being cucked by gypsies. brb government funds brb lot of house breakings brb stealing your watch brb peeing on your yard brb your prisons looks like a hotel, we may even bang your mother if she comes near it. it's normal to hate gypsies and eastern europeans, they literally peed on you
Originally Posted By Anachron⏩
Just LOL @ beavercels srs.
canadians are liked and have a history unlike usa ****gs
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