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post 1626579973 12-25-2020, 03:41 PM
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anyone ever been to the Asian massage parlors

It’s been a while since I’ve done that, anyone else know about these places
post 1626580093 12-25-2020, 03:43 PM
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post 1626580113 12-25-2020, 03:44 PM
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post 1626580203 12-25-2020, 03:45 PM
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i visited my local one after being inspired by copefear for $60 i got a 30 min massage and a handie
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post 1626580393 12-25-2020, 03:47 PM
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Expect a middle aged asian granny with saggy or fake tits.

You might get lucky and get a young fob exchange student who can barely speak English, which is why she didn't know she had better options and could charge more.
post 1626580563 12-25-2020, 03:49 PM
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yeah. prolly been 70 times in the last five years.
post 1626581333 12-25-2020, 04:00 PM
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Originally Posted By werdSmith
Expect a middle aged asian granny with saggy or fake tits.

You might get lucky and get a young fob exchange student who can barely speak English, which is why she didn't know she had better options and could charge more.
these are the most common in my area wrt low-tier cheap massage parlors:
middle aged fob asian woman with old woman body but never fat
younger fob asian chick (25-35) with a hot af body and smoooooth skin
young fob indian international student. usually fat, ugly, and lethargic. occasional hbb.

but also quite a few:
older soviet women with old women bodies and hard soviet attitudes
white women ages 30-50, usually fat and glowless, but friendly
random thots (black, latina, indian, persian, etc.). occasional hbbs. usually a good fukk.
ugly af older immigrant women (indian, roma, latina, etc.) that make you want to retch
post 1626582593 12-25-2020, 04:17 PM
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Originally Posted By DrugsToGetBig
i visited my local one after being inspired by copefear for $60 i got a 30 min massage and a handie
Tell us about your experience bro
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post 1626582893 12-25-2020, 04:21 PM
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Originally Posted By IlChosenOne
Tell us about your experience bro
her name is "sonny" i'd say she's a mid 40s asian sloot who gave me a better body massage than i was thinking she would lol. also whipped out that coconut oil and started beating my dick off with vigor! definitely going to be returning! not even for the sexual aspect but for $50 a full body massage is hard to beat lol
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post 1626583593 12-25-2020, 04:30 PM
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Originally Posted By VivRichards
yeah. prolly been 70 times in the last five years.
post 1626583753 12-25-2020, 04:33 PM
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Originally Posted By capowt
[immg]
those are just at the massage parlors. seedy motel incalls included the number goes up to 200+, few repeats so like 140 different sloots. since mid December 2015.

took a 5 month break in 2016 during which I went no-fap, no-misc, no-degen and begged God every night to clean my heart.

took a 10 month break in 2018 cus I was dating some sloot.
post 1626583963 12-25-2020, 04:35 PM
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post 1626584473 12-25-2020, 04:42 PM
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Originally Posted By VivRichards
those are just at the massage parlors. seedy motel incalls included the number goes up to 200+, few repeats so like 140 different sloots. since mid December 2015.

took a 5 month break in 2016 during which I went no-fap, no-misc, no-degen and begged God every night to clean my heart.

took a 10 month break in 2018 cus I was dating some sloot.
Mirin

Sort of not mirin

But mirin hard

I guess

not srs

Repped

Are you seriously Indian?
post 1626585153 12-25-2020, 04:49 PM
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post 1626585193 12-25-2020, 04:50 PM
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Originally Posted By capowt
Mirin

Sort of not mirin

But mirin hard

I guess

not srs

Repped

Are you seriously Indian?
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post 1626585443 12-25-2020, 04:52 PM
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Is there a code word to say to get a handy or is it just given?
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post 1626585713 12-25-2020, 04:56 PM
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Originally Posted By need2grow10
Is there a code word to say to get a handy or is it just given?
if it's not a real RMT massage place that looks clean and professional, it's just a brothel where the sloots might have some good massage skills or not.
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