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Was your dad a Chad / brah / slayer? [stories]
I admire my dad a lot. He may have been a Chad. (ded fkn Srs)
Well, at least I think he was a Chad-lite
Princeton grad, d1 athlete, now runs a decent size company, and before my mom and the reaper caught up to him, he likes to tell me stories like how he smashed 3 diff chicks in a 24 hour period (maybe e-statting but I believe him) (ded fkn Srs)
would've 100% pounded beers and chased skirt with my old man.
What about you misc — has your dad shared any interesting / funny stories about being a young brah??
Well, at least I think he was a Chad-lite
Princeton grad, d1 athlete, now runs a decent size company, and before my mom and the reaper caught up to him, he likes to tell me stories like how he smashed 3 diff chicks in a 24 hour period (maybe e-statting but I believe him) (ded fkn Srs)
would've 100% pounded beers and chased skirt with my old man.
What about you misc — has your dad shared any interesting / funny stories about being a young brah??
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12-26-2020, 09:02 AM
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Your dad looks a bit like Warren Beatty.
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Yes, my dad in his prime was definitely going balls deep in h0es on the regular. About 15 years ago he confessed that he might have had an illegitimate daughter with some h0e during his time in the old country - there was some controversy because she was a h0e and probably multiple dudes were going balls deep in her.
I'm about to turn 38 and my testosterone is in the dumps. I'm sure when my dad was 38 his test levels were probably in the 800s cause I remember he had six pack abs year round and ate and drunk whatever the fcck he wanted.
Women were fawning over him well into his 40s.
I'm about to turn 38 and my testosterone is in the dumps. I'm sure when my dad was 38 his test levels were probably in the 800s cause I remember he had six pack abs year round and ate and drunk whatever the fcck he wanted.
Women were fawning over him well into his 40s.
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12-26-2020, 09:10 AM
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Originally Posted By soberchuck⏩
had to look him up -- i can sort of see the resemblance (ded fkn Srs)Your dad looks a bit like Warren Beatty.
Originally Posted By N0stradamus⏩
LOL strong.... damn brah.Yes, my dad in his prime was definitely going balls deep in h0es on the regular.About 15 years ago he confessed that he might have had an illegitimate daughter with some h0e during his time in the old country - there was some controversy because she was a h0e and probably multiple dudes were going balls deep in her.
I'm about to turn 38 and my testosterone is in the dumps. I'm sure when my dad was 38 his test levels were probably in the 800s cause I remember he had six pack abs year round and ate and drunk whatever the fcck he wanted.
Women were fawning over him well into his 40s.
I'm about to turn 38 and my testosterone is in the dumps. I'm sure when my dad was 38 his test levels were probably in the 800s cause I remember he had six pack abs year round and ate and drunk whatever the fcck he wanted.
Women were fawning over him well into his 40s.
your dad sounds like a fun time (ded fkn Srs)
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12-26-2020, 09:11 AM
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Your dad looks like you.
My dad would have been a slayer if he wasn't married to my mom. They got together when they were very young and have been faithful to each other until he passed away. I don't think he is a chad by looks purely, but he had charisma of the gods that would make ratfish look like an autist. He would make sloots laugh and smile everywhere we went, even his fukin pharmacist cried when she found out he passed away. He was also well read and would always be able to strike up a conversation with anyone of any background.
He was definitely a bro though, every day after work he would go grab a coffee with his boys before coming home.
My dad would have been a slayer if he wasn't married to my mom. They got together when they were very young and have been faithful to each other until he passed away. I don't think he is a chad by looks purely, but he had charisma of the gods that would make ratfish look like an autist. He would make sloots laugh and smile everywhere we went, even his fukin pharmacist cried when she found out he passed away. He was also well read and would always be able to strike up a conversation with anyone of any background.
He was definitely a bro though, every day after work he would go grab a coffee with his boys before coming home.
12-26-2020, 09:17 AM
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Originally Posted By ramimotemem⏩
I'm glad you have those memories and stories of your Dad -- it sounds like had a magnetic personality; which will beat traditional "good looks" any day of the week. (ded fkn Srs)Your dad looks like you.
My dad would have been a slayer if he wasn't married to my mom. They got together when they were very young and have been faithful to each other until he passed away. I don't think he is a chad by looks purely, but he had charisma of the gods that would make ratfish look like an autist. He would make sloots laugh and smile everywhere we went, even his fukin pharmacist cried when she found out he passed away. He was also well read and would always be able to strike up a conversation with anyone of any background.
He was definitely a bro though, every day after work he would go grab a coffee with his boys before coming home.
My dad would have been a slayer if he wasn't married to my mom. They got together when they were very young and have been faithful to each other until he passed away. I don't think he is a chad by looks purely, but he had charisma of the gods that would make ratfish look like an autist. He would make sloots laugh and smile everywhere we went, even his fukin pharmacist cried when she found out he passed away. He was also well read and would always be able to strike up a conversation with anyone of any background.
He was definitely a bro though, every day after work he would go grab a coffee with his boys before coming home.
sounds like he was an awesome dude
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12-26-2020, 09:20 AM
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12-26-2020, 09:22 AM
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Originally Posted By Silencespeaks⏩
makes sense -- if you come from good genetics // good looking family, you wouldn't want to settle down with some slob (ded fkn Srs)Yes my dad was really goodlooking when he was young.
Idk if he was a slayer though because he got married young to my mom so he didn’t have much time being single.
I think my dad being so goodlooking set me up to only want Chads now. So maybe I would’ve been better off if he had been just some average looking guy.
Idk if he was a slayer though because he got married young to my mom so he didn’t have much time being single.
I think my dad being so goodlooking set me up to only want Chads now. So maybe I would’ve been better off if he had been just some average looking guy.
my sister is the same way
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12-26-2020, 09:25 AM
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Originally Posted By RealLifeAlpha⏩
I know (ded fkn srs)my sister is the same way
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It's amazing how chiseled, angular faces were so common amongst men from prior generations, but this generation of men all seem to have chubby pudgy faces, myself included.
Take a look at Arnold in his youth, he had a chiseled face and yet his sons all have pudgy faces (except maybe Baena).
Take a look at Arnold in his youth, he had a chiseled face and yet his sons all have pudgy faces (except maybe Baena).
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12-26-2020, 09:25 AM
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Pops was a bass player in the 50s. Jazz but not really that great (considering the jazz world is tuff). My uncle was great on piano tho...
Mom had a nice big booty. Not gonna post pics of my mom. Sorry brahs....
But I'm guessing he got to bang girls at the bar/gigs he played at....
Mom had a nice big booty. Not gonna post pics of my mom. Sorry brahs....
But I'm guessing he got to bang girls at the bar/gigs he played at....
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12-26-2020, 09:29 AM
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Good looking man OP.
My dad wasn't particularly good looking or rich, but was charismatic and always had multiple women AFAIK.
After he died a woman contacted me on FB because she was trying to locate a lost sibling. Story was her mom got knocked up by my dad when they were in HS, her mom lived w/my dad and his parents while she was pregnant and then the baby was put up for adoption. No idea if it was true and anyone that would know the truth had already died when she asked me.
Hadn't thought about that in years. I may have at least one unknown half sibling out there.
My uncle's wedding, late sixties. Dad is on the far left w/my great aunt.
My dad wasn't particularly good looking or rich, but was charismatic and always had multiple women AFAIK.
After he died a woman contacted me on FB because she was trying to locate a lost sibling. Story was her mom got knocked up by my dad when they were in HS, her mom lived w/my dad and his parents while she was pregnant and then the baby was put up for adoption. No idea if it was true and anyone that would know the truth had already died when she asked me.
Hadn't thought about that in years. I may have at least one unknown half sibling out there.
My uncle's wedding, late sixties. Dad is on the far left w/my great aunt.
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12-26-2020, 09:31 AM
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Talking about your dad having sex seems kind of homo brah
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12-26-2020, 09:36 AM
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Originally Posted By LeRetribui⏩
Ultimate bond with your Dad is a threesome. Especially with a 2nd cousin or something like that.Talking about your dad having sex seems kind of homo brah
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Originally Posted By pengh⏩
What if he is bigger than you?Ultimate bond with your Dad is a threesome. Especially with a 2nd cousin or something like that.
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My dad was an old school jazz musician who traveled with his band and recorded some cool
music. I forget the names of the musicians he recorded music with. I don't have the albums anymore. Don't you hate that feeling of not remembering something important at the right time?? It'll come to me in a couple of hours. He was very talented though.
music. I forget the names of the musicians he recorded music with. I don't have the albums anymore. Don't you hate that feeling of not remembering something important at the right time?? It'll come to me in a couple of hours. He was very talented though.Fact: My first-generation uncle was a boxer who fought Sugar Ray Robinson! He also fought in the war, sacrificing the career he deeply loved, so people could have the right to freedom.
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My dad turned down an Ivy League offer to play D1 football on full scholarship and led the team in interceptions as a sophomore. Was a business owner for his whole adult life before selling it off and retiring. I don’t really have any specific misc-worthy stories from his younger days but from everything I know, he was a slayer.
He and my mom had a friend whose cousin was the bassist for the Talking Heads and they actually stayed at the band’s house in the Bahamas in the early 80s. Always thought that was pretty cool
Edit: Holy FUK can’t believe I forgot about this. Not a story directly about my dad, but his grandfather. My great-grandfather fought inthe Civil War, srs. Got in towards the end when he was only 15. Married a 20 year oldwhen he was 60and they had my grandmother when he was 72. She passed away a few years ago in her late 90s, still completely lucid despite her age. Was crazy that she could tell us stories about antebellum America that she heard from her father, a direct witness. But yeah, great granddaddy slayed into his 70s.
I have a son now too. I’m happy the family line of slayers will continue.
He and my mom had a friend whose cousin was the bassist for the Talking Heads and they actually stayed at the band’s house in the Bahamas in the early 80s. Always thought that was pretty cool
Edit: Holy FUK can’t believe I forgot about this. Not a story directly about my dad, but his grandfather. My great-grandfather fought inthe Civil War, srs. Got in towards the end when he was only 15. Married a 20 year oldwhen he was 60and they had my grandmother when he was 72. She passed away a few years ago in her late 90s, still completely lucid despite her age. Was crazy that she could tell us stories about antebellum America that she heard from her father, a direct witness. But yeah, great granddaddy slayed into his 70s.
I have a son now too. I’m happy the family line of slayers will continue.
And relief washes over me in an awesome wave
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Good thread. My dad was a world traveler, wealthy, smashed a bunch of chicks from different countries before settling down with my mom and having a couple kids. He's old now, a shell of his former self, but I love the man deeply and am grateful for the genetics he gave me. It's a shame my mom divorced him when we were kids. It ruined his life. I blame the media.
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mirin all of these stories and pics -- lets be the men (and sloots) that our father's wanted us to be (ded fkn Srs)
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no my dad one time in one of those random TMI moments told me he could count all the women he had been with including my mother with the fingers on one hand and still have fingers left over
i have lots of circumstantial evidence from comments over the years to believe that he has a small penis or potentially he has an average penis but believes it to be small.
my length is atleast average and my girth is far above average, i believe it came from the men on my mothers side.
my mothers father was supposed to be a womanizer and didnt get married until he was about 40 which was ultra rare in the 50s. he had a chad face in his young days for sure and really good hair. I have no intel on his penis. I have circumstantial evidence that his male children likely had girthy penises that I inherited.
for the record i have never seen an erect penis of any of my relatives but i have gathered indirect circumstantial evidence over the years.
i have lots of circumstantial evidence from comments over the years to believe that he has a small penis or potentially he has an average penis but believes it to be small.
my length is atleast average and my girth is far above average, i believe it came from the men on my mothers side.
my mothers father was supposed to be a womanizer and didnt get married until he was about 40 which was ultra rare in the 50s. he had a chad face in his young days for sure and really good hair. I have no intel on his penis. I have circumstantial evidence that his male children likely had girthy penises that I inherited.
for the record i have never seen an erect penis of any of my relatives but i have gathered indirect circumstantial evidence over the years.
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Originally Posted By elterrible987⏩
Nice.but i have gathered direct circumcised evidence over the years.
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me and my dad have a complicated relationship i don't really know wat he was like in his young days but we've had a rivalry going for the last little while a couple of years ago my then gf (now ex) told me that my father was a better lover than me (it's a long and fuked up story)
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Step dad was a chad. Tall all american chad from a small town. He told me one story where he met this woman who wasn’t interested sex because she never had an orgasm before. After hooking up with him, she started putting out to anyone who wanted it. Basically, he turned her into a sloot. Even though his game is outdated, he’s 85 years old and still flirts with waiters.
12-26-2020, 10:46 AM
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Originally Posted By AreolaBorealis⏩
Watme and my dad have a complicated relationship i don't really know wat he was like in his young days but we've had a rivalry going for the last little while a couple of years agomy then gf (now ex) told me that my father was a better lover than me(it's a long and fuked up story)
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Originally Posted By AreolaBorealis⏩
strongme and my dad have a complicated relationship i don't really know wat he was like in his young days but we've had a rivalry going for the last little while a couple of years ago my then gf (now ex) told me that my father was a better lover than me (it's a long and fuked up story)
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My dad said his kill count was over 1000 srs
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Originally Posted By N0stradamus⏩
the increasingly feministic stuff is no joke. test has been dropping the past few generationsIt's amazing how chiseled, angular faces were so common amongst men from prior generations, but this generation of men all seem to have chubby pudgy faces, myself included.
Take a look at Arnold in his youth, he had a chiseled face and yet his sons all have pudgy faces (except maybe Baena).
Take a look at Arnold in his youth, he had a chiseled face and yet his sons all have pudgy faces (except maybe Baena).
Studies show that men's testosterone levels have been declining for decades. The most prominent, a 2007 study in the Journal of Clinical Endocrinology and Metabolism, revealed a “substantial” drop in U.S. men's testosterone levels since the 1980s
i have written about why more than a few times on hereas far as my dad... idk, i could see him having wild phases but he was apparently on the water fishing all the time. so i could see it being more of a like "chill with the boys" as opposed to chasing sloots hard thing. he married pretty young too
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